When I woke up I noticed Karkat had gotten out of bed and wherever he was he was screaming. I knew I could hear him from here. I guess I wasn't the only one with the idea of following his screams cause on my way to wherever they were coming from I ran into Kanaya who was followed by Dave and Rose. We follow each other to where the screaming was coming from. I open the door to find that Karkat was screaming at Erdian?

I know about the long held grudge Karkat had against ED (but question is do you?) but when I opened the door it honestly looked like he was trying to calm KK down.

"Jesus Christ calm the fuck down Kar I'm not going to kill you," Eridan said.

"Don't call me that even if you aren't real real you've lost all rights to call me that!" KK screamed at him.

"I don't care just shut the fuck up," Eridan replied, "I'm not going to kill you."

"Likely story!" Kk shouted at him covering his ears.

"Kar it's true even ask sol," Eridan said.

"No he's not real either," KK said.

"Why the fuck do you think everyone isn't real?" Dave asked stepping into our conversation.

"Because this is hell and I'm dead aren't I?" Karkat asked.

"KK you are very much alive," I said.

"B-but you're supposed to be dead and you are too," he said pointing at Eridan and I.

"I know and I'll explain everything if you just let me," I said.

"Fine just not with him here," Karkat said glaring atED like he was going to kill him.

"You heard him ED he doesn't want you here," I said.

"I don't know why  we used to get along extremely well," Eridan said putting emphasis on the word extremely and well.

"How well?" Dave asked jealously.

"So well in fact we were going to be matesprits," Eridan announced like he was proud of what he had said.

"Well ED isn't time you left?" I asked shoving him out of the room.

"Well someone was asking about me and Karkat," ED said defending himself.

"There is no us anymore Ampora get over it!" Karkat said as I finally managed to shove ED out of the room.

"Hold the fuck up who was that and what the fuck is a matesprit?" Dave asked.

"Yes Karkat who was that troll and why was he claiming to be your matesprit?" Kanaya asked being generally concerned as always.

"Do you wanna tell them or should I?" I asked.

"No no I'll tell them," Karkat replied. 

"Tell us what!?!" Kanay asked.

"That I was in an arranged mateship with a troll named Eridan Ampora," he said.

Just then Kanay fainted and that girl named Rose rushed to her side.

"English please," Dave demanded. 

"You  see Eridan and Karkat were supposed to get married," I said.

"Oh," was all Dave had to say.

"And we would've too if you hadn't died in that house fire!" Eridan said bursting through the door, "but you're alive so now we can get married!" 

By now he was cupping his hands around Karkat's cheeks leaning in for a kiss when Kanay shoved him off of Karkat.

"Are you alright Karkat?" Kanay asked.

Karkat nodded, "yeah I was so scared that fish was going to kiss me."

"You used to love my kisses," Eridan whined.

"Yeah thank but no thanks I'm just getting out of a bad marriage," Karkat said. 

"Oh KK who was the lucky man?" I asked.

"I don't wanna talk about it," he mumbled.

"Well putting all awkwardness aside KK do you remember what happened to you?" I asked.

He nodded, "Yeah."

"What happened?" I repeated.

"I-I was murdered," Karkat said. 

Eridan hugged Karkat, "Don't worry babe I'll avenge your death."

"Eridan," karkat murmured. 

"I'll stab a hoe," Eridan said.

"Eridan please," Karkat said. 

"I won't rest until who ever killed you is dead," Eridan proclaimed. 

"Eridan please stop hugging me," Karkat requested. 

"Yeah Ampora how are you supposed to avenge anybody if you're too busy working?" I asked.

"Wait you have a job?" Karkat asked.

"Yeah works for LIFE," I said.

"Wow there's still a lot I don't understand would you mind helping me Sollux?" Karkat asked.

A/N: Just to prove Erikar was/could be canon- 

There now I can die happy!