I didn't want to do the funeral part cuz... too bored. And because of writers block so here is a entertaining chapter that you people actually read.

Audrey: Have a eating contest.

Everyone except Wakko: Wakko wins.

Wakko: What?

Audrey: Next, *reads dare* Hmm, Uh-huh. Okay. Uhhh, Kelsey! Come
with me.

Kelsey: I wanna die.

Alía: She will. Everyone does when she goes with her.

Mira and Clara: Not Everyone. (I forgot what chapter it was)

Kimberly: *humming a random song*

Alex: Stop.

Sunset: *kills him*

Marcela: Wow, wow guys, this is a children's book now.

Ariana: Since when?

Marcela: Any child.

Sky and Snowdrop: *killing everything*

Marcela: Except those.

Adam: Great, now she is killing everyone.

Mira: Why do you think that?

Kai: I WANNA GO NEXT!

Vanessa: Or we could do it right here. *gets a knife*

Skate: NO NO No no. Put the knife down.

Vanessa: *murders Skate*

Reeve: Ha.

Emily: WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TO KELSEY? THEY CANT KILL KELSEY.

Maya: What do we do?

Regina: Ask Ke- oh wait she's ganna die.

Natalie: We don't know exactly if she is going to die.

Lily: It's Audrey.

Clara: Yes. She is. But then again no.

April: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Mackenzie: There is no need.

Chloe: *mocks Mackenzie*

Rascal: Hahaha.

Rachel: Well, that's just cruel.

Ira: I almost destroyed the whole world.

Rachel: Oh right.

Bel: Its like every day we get less appreciated.

Marmo: That is exactly what happens.

Ulric: Finally, Someone is going to die.

Brute: Someone dies everyday what do you expect?

Broha: I expect someone to die every chapter

Diana: Wouldn't that mean you would die too?

Broha: Exactly.

Diana:....... I don't get witches..... AND IM ONE OF THEM! (I don't get people...... AND IM ONE OF THEM!)

Sucy: Tell me.

Lotte: Tell me what?

Sucy: Tell ME.

Lotte: Oh, tell you what?

Sucy: TELL ME.

Lotte: OKAY OKAY I SURRENDER, I DO OWN A STARBUCKS RESTAURANT!

Akko: So she came clean.

Andrew:........ WHY AM I HERE?

Maika: Either because people felt bad for you, or they just wanna kill you.

Ema: ha.

Farkle: No it's HA!

Ema: Forget it sparkle face.

Farkle: ITS FARKLE.

Ema: *gets a gun* YOU TRY TO CORRECT ME?

Farkle: *backs away*

Mio: Are there any normal people here?

Aine: You're one!

Mio: I'm a teen.

Aine: I thought you person!

Mio: *dies of confusion*

Yakko: That's why you go to skool kids!

Wakko: What?

Dot: There is no point in going to skool.

Everyone:........... FRICK SKOOL!

Farkle: HEY!

Everyone: SHUT UP SPARKLE FACE!

Farkle: *tear* ITS FARKLE...

Audrey: *comes back with a knife*

Everyone: *gasp*

Emily: *starts freaking out*

Maya and Regina: *try to calm her down*

Everyone else:......... we're screwed.

Audrey: Who hates Kelsey?

Alex, Kai, Ulric, and Rascal: *raise their hands*

Emily: *throws Peter Pan fanfics at them* KELSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regina: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GIVE UP!?

Maya: NO!

Audrey: *takes the boys and put them in a room*

Aine: *gets a text* The... Funeral will be held in the burning forest...?

Mio: Lokie here, she wants to kill us with fire. *looks at Ema*

Ema: *about to do something with a smile*

Mio: NO.

Maika: I SWEAR ONE WORD OUT OF THAT MOUTH AND YOU GET PAIN.

Ema: EEEEEEEEEEEEE URI SARANGEUN BULJANGNAG-

Maika: *beats Ema up in a far away distance*

Yakko: Well, there goes my plan for everyone.

Wakko: You want to beat them up?

Yakko: No, I want to burn everyone up until their own ashes are gone.

Dot: Is that possible?

Yakko: I dunnu.

Alía: Well, i guess since it's going to be hot and there is going to be smoke, better get summer clothes and masks.

Kimberly: We're going?

Sunset: WHO SAID WE'RE GOING?!

Marcela: No one.

Ariana: We just assumed that.

Sky: SHE'S YOUNGER THAN ME, SHE CAN USE BIG WORDS FOR HER AGE, AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE.

Snowdrop: *pats her in the back*

Adam: No problem for me.

Mira: And Kai.

Adam: He's not here though.

Mira: Oh yeah, he's dead.

Vanessa: Eh. I can fly.

Skate: Wait, why can't I just blow out the fire?

Reeve: THEN WHATS THE WHOLE POINT OF EXCITEMENT?

Emily: *kills Reeve* THERE IS NO EXCITEMENT!

Maya: OOOOOOKAY, *backs away*

Regina: OKAY LETS JUST GET CHANGED AND HEAD OUT.

Lily and Clara: *staying in a corner*

Mackenzie and April: *drag them out*

Natalie: You think we can escape?

Chloe: Nope.

Natalie: Why are you so negative?!

Chloe: Why are you a baby who grew in seconds.

Natalie: I'm useless.

Chloe: You really are.

Rachel: You are coming to my school?

Ira: Yes.

Rachel: Because if you don't you get captured?

Ira: Yes.

Rachel:...... Who told you this?

Ira: Pika.

Rachel: *hits him in the head*

Marmo: DID SHE JUST.....

Bel: HAHAHAHAHA! RIRA IS BROKEN!!!!

Brute: You are too. *points at Douchebag*

Douchebag: *counting Bel's money*

Bel: Frick.

Brute: And Rira is not broken, Rachel was just mad because he was dumb enough to listen to Pika.

Broha: OH NO.... ITS SMART BRUTE AGAIN!

Diana: What's wrong with being smart?

Akko: EVERYTHING.....

Andrew: Yeah, no.

Lotte: Have you noticed Andrew sorta acts like Raven from Teen Titans????

Sucy: *making a potion* Is he part devil?

Lotte: No?

Sucy: Yes.

At the funeral

Everyone: Huh. There is nothing h-

PSKSHSJD JDNSNSLCNSN FIREWORKS EXPLOSION CAKE AND OTHER STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: WHAT THE FRICK!

Alex, Kai, Ulric And Rascal: *come out with dresses and sighs* I hate my life.

Everyone: *laughing to death*

Time passes.  People are partying.

Emily: WHY KELSEY?! WHY DID SHE DO THIS TO YOU?!

Kelsey: *jumps out of the coffin* HAHA SUCKERS!!!! YOU GOT PRANKED!!! IN YOUR FACE EMILY!!!! WE MADE A BET! NO MORE PETER PAN FANFI-

Emily: AHHHHHHHHHH-