Author: *looks at the audience with a smile and wave* Ah! Hey guys! Glad you can join us today. *fixes papers on her lap* As all of you may already know, today is Halloween!

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Author: ...*sweatdrops* You probably can't tell that I'm wearing a costume or not, which I'm not. (╥_╥) Today is actually going to be the first Halloween where I'm not wearing a costume and going out for candy. (Blame college life) I'm only wearing my Batman shirt that has a cape attached to it, with a black mask on my face. BUT MOVING ON!

Author: *clears her throat* I am in the conference room where the men usually meet, except, none of them are here right now. I will be calling them in one by one to come in, and of course to show their AMAZING costumes to you all. Hopefully everyone will enjoy this. *mutters to herself with depressed lines* I have an idea on who won't like this. *looks back up with a sheepish smile* But, this is how it's going to work. Well *sweatdrops* SUPPOSED to work.

1.) These interviews will be private. Only the questioner and question-ee will be present for this. No other men from the harem allowed. I will be in the background if anything...out of the ordinary happens.

2.) Everybody will get their turn, one at a time. Main Pairings will either be interviewed by me or a Side Pairing depending if a reader asked for it or I chose it. Side Pairings will always be interviewed by me.

3.) No men from the harem that is not the questioner or question-ee is allowed in. If they manage to somehow sneak in however... ^_^' please bare with me and with this whole thing. I'm with freakin crazy, chaotic, and weapon ready people here. Something is bound to happen that will be out of my control.

Author: Now... *excited grin with a twinkling eye* LETS BEGIN! *turns microphone on* MR. CROCODILE! ENTER PLEASE!

Crocodile: *walks in with a slight scowl and sits down lazily on one of the conference chairs* blows out smoke from his...hookah* Hmmmm...*hums and looks at hookah* this kind isn't so bad...*smirks in appreciation*

Author: *eyes sparkle* Oooooo~~~! You look very nice Crocodile! Nice costume! It suits you very well.

Crocodile: *nods absentmindedly* Yes, yes. Let's move on Author. Get the other fools in here so we can start this 'game' of yours.

Author: *collects herself* Oh...yeah right. Let's see... *grins* MIHAWK!

Mihawk: *walks in gracefully and sits down*

Author: ...woah...

Mihawk: *looks at author* Hm? Is something wrong? Not enough blood perhaps...? *opens mouth to show off*

Author: *shakes her head* No! You look amazing Mihawk! That whole assemble is really on point!

Mihawk: *hums in amusement* I see...well,*sits down on one of the chairs* continue with the others Author.

Author: *blushes slightly in embarrassment* Yeah! Okay...lets see... PAULIE! COME OUT!

Paulie: *struts in already with a slight scowl*

Author: ...errrr... That's a nice costume Paulie, but all you did was change your jacket to make yourself look more like a delinquent.

Paulie: *grumbles* I got debt collectors after me...damn it. I couldn't find anything else I could afford. *puts hands in pockets and slumps while clenching his cigar*

Author: ...*smiles* Hehe...well, you make a fine looking delinquent Paulie. You even put blood on your chest! Your costume is good!

Paulie: *brightens up slightly and looks at her* Really?

Author: OF COURSE! *blushing slightly* YOURE STILL CUTIE PAULIE AFTER ALL!

Paulie: *turns red* C-cutie wh-WHAT?!

Author: *about to stand up to jump Paulie but is stopped by Crocodile hook on her cape*

Crocodile: None of your shenanigans today Author. *ordering tone* You have stuff to do.

Author: *looks at Crocodile sheepishly but then turns serious* Ah...yeah. No time for jokes. You can let me go now Crocodile

Crocodile: *raises brow at her obedience and serious tone but let's her go*

Author: *looks over at Paulie* You may sit down Paulie. *smiles slightly* Still great costume.

Paulie: *thrown off by her serious demeanor but sits down in one of the chairs*

Author: Now~ LUCCI!

Lucci: *comes out with his costume and a dark smirk with a violin in his hand*

Hattori: *with his own little suit* Coo~

Author: *wide eyes* A violin? *looks at Lucci with slight amazement* Lucci, you can play the violin?

Lucci: *dark smirk widens*

Everyone else but Author: *narrows eyes*

Lucci: *smooth tone* Of course. Would you want me to play something? *at Author's nod and eager eyes, Lucci took a violin stance and played beautifully—

if it weren't for the fact that what looked like blood was coming out of the violin*

Author: Wha?! Lucci! *narrowed eyes as she gets up from her seat* What is that? Is that...blood?

Lucci: *only smirks* Beautiful is it not? How something that seems innocent and can cause happiness to some, can spread blood all over the ground.

Paulie: *glares with nervous sweat coming down his temple* mutters* Sadistic bastard...

Author: ...*sighs* Sit down Lucci. We must go on. You don't have to play anymore.

Lucci: Oh? I thought you enjoyed it Author. *sits down either way and cleans the violin*

Author: Right... Okay, who's next? KAKU! COME ON OUT~!!

Kaku: *comes out riding a board with a grin* does a trick*

*lands perfectly and does a peace sign*

Author: OoO ...oh...okay. That was cool. That was more than cool. That was awesome.

Kaku: *laughs* Really? It took me a few tries to get it.

Author: *smiles slightly* Well, good job. But sit down Kaku, the others have to come.

Kaku: *nods, grabs his giraffe board and sits down in one of the conference chairs*

Author: Alright, now DOFLAMI—!

Doflamingo: *slams the door open and struts in*

Author: *eyes pop out of sockets as her face turns mildly red * WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS THAT?!?!?!

Mihawk: *covers her eyes* Don't look Author.

Kaku: *wide eyes with a sweatdrop*

Hattori: Coo...?

Lucci: How barbaric. *disgusted tone*

Paulie: ...what the shit?

Crocodile: *scowls* What kind of assemble is that? Are you trying to blind us?

Doflamingo: *tilts head innocently* Hm~? None of you guys want my love?

I can shoot an arrow at you to help!

Kaku: Wait...you're dressed as Cupid?

Author: *carefully takes Mihawk's hands of her face to look* looks carefully and with more criticism* Woah...now that I know what it is...it actually doesn't look that bad Mingo. It's quite on point.

Doflamingo: *grin widens* My~ the little author seems to like it~! Looks like you didn't an arrow of love after all! Should I do it to the others though? *pretends to reach for an arrow to nock it*

Crocodile: *growls* Just sit down. We have no time for this.

Author: *nods* Actually, that would be best. You can show off later, okay Doflamingo?

Doflamingo: *hums* Alright~! *using his powers making it seem like he's actually flying* sits on chair*

Author: Alright...now, BUGGY!

Door: ...

Author: ...

Everyone else: ...

Author: ... Oh right! Sorry! THE GREAT CAPTAIN BUGGY!!!

Buggy: *walks in all smug like* Gyahaha! That's right! The Great Captain Buggy has made his appearance and now he shall—

Crocodile: Shut up and sit down.

Buggy: *closes his mouth immediately and sits down one of the fancy couches in the room*

Author: ...that was mean. But next~ SHANKS!!

Shanks: *walks in with drinks in his hand while his face is mildly flushed*

Author: *blushes* O-oh... Nice costume, Sh-Shanks.

Shanks: *looks over at the author with a smile* Ah! Thanks Author! *looks at Buggy at the fancy red couch* Oh! Buggy! We kinda dressed the same! *sits down by him while drinking*

Buggy: *looks at Shanks* WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BAKAGAMI?! *smug smirk comes over his face as he cups his chin* I CLEARlY look better than you. I'm dressed as a KING!

Shanks: Hmmm *thoughtful look on his face still with a drink in his hand*

Author: ... Woah... O////O You guys look amazing together!

Buggy: GYHAHAHA! YES!

Shanks: *grins* Dahaha! Thanks Author! *takes another sip from his drink*

Lucci: *looks at author* Collect yourself Author. Just one more, and then we can finally start this game of yours.

Author: *snaps out of her daze* O-oh yeah! Okay now... LASTLY! SMOKER!!

Door: ...

Author: ...

Everyone: ...

Door: ...

Author: Errr... Shanks, was Smoker okay when you left?

Shanks: *mild confused face* Yeah, the marine seemed alright.

Author: *looks at the door* SMOKER!

Door: ...

Author: ...I'm going to check the room*stands up and walks over to the door* opens it* widens her eyes*

Smoker: ...? Ah, Author. Sorry, I had to fix myself a little more.

Author: *whole body gets red* steams comes out of her ears* blood spurts from nose* faints*

Buggy: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Shanks: I think... The author fainted.

Crocodile: Great. Now we have to wake her up. *puts hookah in mouth and blows smoke in mild agitation*

Doflamingo: Fufufufu~! Looks like the author didn't need an arrow of love from me, I wonder what the marine did.

Smoker: *walks in the room in concern and kneels over the author* Shit...my fault it seems.

Paulie: *deadpan* Your half naked. Did you think that wouldn't happen?

Lucci: The author is weak to these things. You should've known, White Hunter.

Smoker: *scowls* Shut up. I just don't like wearing shirts. Let's just help the author wake up.

Shanks: *grins* Good idea!

((I'm sorry guys. This whole thing took too long, and I didn't take into account of my school work and that I really didn't have time.

DONT WORRY! The questions will come, it should come tomorrow.

Sorry about this. I just didn't expect the introductions to take so long... ^_^' THE QUESTIONS WILL COME TOMORROW!! XD DONT WORRY!!! JUST ENJOY THE EYE CANDY!! Like I did... >///////////< ))