You think your parents suck? Well mine are Vampires. (UNDERGOING EDITING)
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Living with the Cullen's for two hundred years, they move back to the small town of Forks, Washington where they planned to keep up their routine of pretending to be normal townsfolk. But when a human named Bella Swan moves to town, everything begins to change for Mia and her family.
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- "If we're perfect for each other than so were Hitler and Stalin."
- "I'm sure Mark Zuckerberg enjoys porn too."
- "I am not pinky promising you in McDonald's car park."
- "I'd rather take on Big Foot"
- "Little elves that clean up after drunk people"
- "If we go to a Vampire wedding, will there be sausage rolls?"
- "Before I blind you with a spork"
- "Why do you want a dog you have Jacob?"
- "Finally okay"
- "I bet Jacob ate my sandwich again"
- "Doing crack and playing strip poker"
- "Oh God, here comes the Mom patrol"
- Epilouge
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