Weird Things I Heard in Life | ✓
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To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2!
{Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}
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- Pain
- Goodwill
- iPhone
- Kangaroo selfies
- Tangled
- Personal space
- Mario 3D
- Uh oh
- Bath
- Teeka!
- Caretaking
- E...BLUE!
- The horror
- Paul and Jeffrey
- Sinkhole
- Angel and fairy
- Mint
- An...odd...day
- IT BUUUUUURNES!!!!
- Breast implants
- Eyeball bingo
- Going to the movies with nobody
- Twilight summary
- Wasting time
- Little Brother Problems
- Simba's Dead
- Talking...Differently
- Percabeth and Tartar Sauce
- Google Maps
- Girl Scout Cookies
- Let's Not Be Kidnapped
- Girls not Blonds
- Lumpy Bones
- I Have a Problem
- Personal Questions
- School program
- Weird Hair
- Not Looking In the Right Places
- 155 Minutes
- Gangster
- Bad Part of Town
- I PLAY THE CLARINET
- Bloody ears
- Ninjago
- Death
- How many lines of code
- Long Live the King
- Ligature
- Theater Membership Card
- Indiana SWAT Team
- Almost got BURNED
- Halloween Theme
- Trump Drinking Game
- My Dog is Smart
- Morbid Homicide
- AW HECK NAH!!!
- Wasted Vodka
- I'll never let go, Jack
- Slang
- It Ain't a Group Chat
- Triggered Fangirl
- Penguins Revealed
- Thwerp
- How to get through the debates
- Forget Ending Poverty
- Caffeine Addiction
- Given Up Hope
- The National Bird
- When I Was a Kid
- Skyrim Troubles
- Wrong Opinions
- Hit in the Feels
- Violent Reactions
- Uncaring
- Pretty Little Web
- Adopted??
- Dancing Car
- High-Powered Assault Rifle
- Twins
- Damn Dragons
- Who's the Cat?
- Playception
- Murder!!
- When I'm Dead
- I'M WATCHING YOU
- Broken Pretzels
- Cookie Rescue
- Tombstone
- Why Am I Like This?
- Bean Down
- Adult Signature
- Do To Me
- Forgotten
- Pictionary
- Alternate "Frosty"
- Go Away
- Knives
- Present Screaming
- I'm Burning
- Epic Burn(s)
- Hamilton!
- Time of Birth
- Death List
- It Bled
- Worthless Trash
- Punch at School
- Floss
- Birth Control and Children
- Identity Crisis
- Bye Bye Nose
- No Morals
- Hello, Darling Brother
- Jacksepticeye
- I AM STILL CUTE
- "The Big Bang Theory" in a spelling bee
- Screaming
- Mucus Powered World
- Physical Media
- Bob
- Can't Run
- Dad's On a Sugar High
- Permanent Issue
- Disabled
- Tongue-o
- Gangsta's Paradise
- I Am God
- Swallow or Ostrich?
- You've Always Got Family
- My Birthday Party
- Very Ugly
- Ear-Head
- $ Dollars
- A Night In the Life Of
- Donkey Lady
- Child Prodigy
- Drunk at 18
- Default Title
- She Ate my Present
- Happy Birthday to Me
- Yep, That's Mine
- Not That Kind of Party
- Some Farewell
- This is What Happens When Boys Hit on Me
- The Angel Child Card
- Tapper Game
- Moses and Miracles
- To Be Fair, His Head Smelled Amazing
- Raging Alcoholism
- Reactions to the Book End
- Beaten With a Hanger
- Bad Parenting Tactic
- Middle Aged Mother Gang
- Practicing Spanish
- Vaccinating Children
- Tunnel Collapse
- 15 Hours and 55 Minutes
- Pillow Suffication
- Custard Highlights
- The Meme Lord
- Looks Like You Sounded Good
- Drunken Mother
- Mom, LOOK
- A Normal Conversation
- "Goosebumps"
- Lame Horse
- Meth Head
- Wattpad Weirdness
- "Sound of Music" Satanism
- Kissing
- Pokemon Cards
- Dog Barf
- I am the Chosen One
- Cat Death
- Only the Shadow Knows
- Everybody Makes Mistakes
- Ryan Rodney Reynolds
- Naked!
- Saucy Puns
- Wrong Sound
- Save Me From Vacation
- "Interesting" Driving
- Dinner Out
- Sweet Dreams
- 13 Reasons Why
- Chocolate Croissant
- Nipple Piercings
- Cannibalistic Pigeon
- Party Like It's...Not Now
- Zipped Coats Suck
- Attractive Children
- Pints on Vacation
- My Brother is a Growth
- Pie or Death
- With(out) Guns
- Brother Without Food
- Cloudy Sunburn
- Parkour...or Not
- See you Soon!
- Second Book Up!
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