Random Stardew valley headcanons for Bachelors/Bachelorettes

I got bored, and decided to write a few headcanons that were stuck in my head. Some are funny, and some are just stupid.

Let's see where this goes.

(Please don't complain about anything written here... It's all just headcanons I thought of for fun. Don't get mad at me just because I see a character differently than you do.)
(Obviously, I own none of the characters that are mentioned here, they all belong to ConcernedApe)