I Love You, You Sodding Idiot

ello all! dis is my first fanfic so i may be a bit rusty- a few disclaimers to start of with doe.
⚠️THIS STORY CONTAINS:⚠️
• strong language
• offensive slurs
• sex references (tiny bit of smut)
• drug reference and use
• violence
• cringe
i'm not very good at the accents so bear with me :,>
this fanfic is set on Plastic Beach
hope you enjoy! 🎸⚡