I didn't choose the fandom life...The fandom life rose out of tartarus, grabbed me and yanked me down into this pit underground (but it's okay, there was a net) And once I was down there, it managed to shoot my heart with a bow and arrow then pinned me there with the assistance of a full body-bind spell...But I dunno, It's kinda fun down here...(Please note not all of these are mine! This is a collection of things I see out and about and have decided to put together for your entertainment :) Like the jokes and riddles books)…
"𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." "𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝."°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･or when cordelia carrows involvement in the supernatural world grows a million times larger overnight when she finds out her soulmate is the original hybrid.°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･I only own my own storyline and ideas.Cordelia is not a badass, nor will she ever be. if you don't like that I'm sorry…
Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry!Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right?| technically not part of the summary |Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published.The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!…
DRACO LOVE STORY. Smut, strong language, some mature content! Juliet has had everything in her life handed to her from the start. Gorgeous. Talented. Smart. Slytherin. Pureblood. How could she need anything else?The only thing she longs for? Her parent's approval. Things start to take a dark turn during her 4th year with the return of the Dark Lord, and no one seems to understand her. Teenage years are confusing enough. Alcohol, drugs, sex, school, peer pressure. There's only one relationship she wants, and no matter how hard she tries it will always be restricted. Years 4-7THIS BOOK IS COMPLETE/ IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING. 15+. HIGHEST RANKINGS🥰:#1 in Deatheaters #1 in Dracoxreader#1 in Malfoy#1 in Slytherin#1 in DarkMark#1 in DracoFanfic#1 in MalfoyFamily#1 in GobletOfFire#1 in Voldemort#1 in BlaiseZabini#1 in Writing#2 in HalfBloodPrince#2 in Dracolovestory#2 in DeathlyHallows#3 in Goldentrio #3 in Hogwarts#4 in MalfoyFamilySome characters and plot developments do belong to J.K. Rowling. Some plot developments might not occur in exact order to better go along with the story.…
A mute girl finds herself entwined with a powerful mafia billionaire who becomes dangerously obsessed with her. Despite her silence, his intense feelings compel him to pursue her relentlessly, ultimately forcing her into a marriage she never desired caging her in his world.A broken soul will be broken more by a Sinner.This Sinner who loves sinning without repenting.... ...without remorse.Join the journey of the mute with her Sinner by reading this Story.**IT'S A DARK ROMANCE STORY WILL CONTAIL 18+ SCENES, VIOLENCE, ABUSE, NON CONSENT SCENES AND SWEARINGS 🤬. I DON'T SUPPORT ANY OF THEM. SO IF Ur UNCOMFORTABLE PLEASE AVOID THIS STORY. THANKS***…
Lily is happy with her life. She has a unique family that she can rely on as well as four great friends who support her - and vice versa. She doesn't mind school, loves to play soccer in her spare time and cannot say no to sweets. For as long as she can remember, it has always been just her and her brothers. There are no parents in the picture. The 12-year-old has never bothered to find out what actually happened to them and she has never even met them. Her oldest brother is her and the other minors' guardian. This is how it has always been, and Lily likes it that way.However, something seems to be changing. Three of her brothers suddenly move back home, or at least make plans to do so. The older ones start to act secretive and they appear more preoccupied than usual. Certain things don't add up anymore. Lily's curiosity is piqued. What is going on with her family? What are her oldest brothers hiding from her? Have they been lying to her? Who are her parents? And where are they?Join Lily on a journey that will turn her life upside down and that will put everything into a new perspective, as things slowly start to unravel.…
"Oh my darling, when you smile, it is like a song"-"Obviously," She started. There was a nervous shake in her voice that made me tilt my head in her hands. "Obviously you don't understand the agreement." She repeated after quickly composing herself. I rolled my eyes, but let her continue."Where you go, I go. Where I go, you go." She told me sternly. Her thumbs grazed my cheeks and heat rose on my skin where she touched. I couldn't tell if this was just Sophia being caring or if she was maybe feeling more. My brain told me that this was all a friendly gesture, but my body and it's stupid hormones were telling me that it was something more. And your brain can never really overcome true instincts. I moved closer towards her, shrinking the already limited space between us. This time it was Sophia's turn to blush which only made my smile grow larger. All I could think about was her lips meeting mine.(a new and improved skmw xx)…
Sicilian heiress Laila Fiorenza is ordered by her strict father to meet the Greek billionaire fiancé of her runaway twin sister in her stead in order to keep the Fiorenza's prestige intact. But can this prim and proper princess truly shoulder this sham of an arrangement as a substitute bride?***The sweet and lovely Laila Fiorenza was groomed to be a perfect lady by her prestigious and noble Sicilian family. But what happens when she is given a task of a lifetime by her own father--to pretend to be her rebel twin sister and meet Nikos Pallis, the fiancé of the runaway Leila? Can she truly adjust from her sheltered life in the old town in Sicily for bustling New York as a substitute bride?Cover design by Rayne Mariano…
