DILLY DALLYING DAILY

Once upon a time, a dragon was summoned to save the princess from the evil prince. Wait, what the hell is this?! The prince was the one who should rescue the princess, right? When did it change?!

"Shut up and narrate. You stupid narrator." Said the bastard who called me stupid. Hah! Take that!

"I'll hit you." The dragon who had muscles for brains threatened. Like I care. Duhhh...

"If you don't get back to the story, I'll strangle you both and throw you into the recycle bin!" Suddenly, author-sama appeared out of nowhe-scratch that. Author-sama who was staring at her computer screen, suddenly yelled. Even though she's alone in her room, and there's no one with her.

Honestly, I think she's starting to turn into a psycho.

A self-aware main character, a smart ass foul-mouthed narrator, and an author running on caffeine, together in a tale that has no story. Well, let's see if they would progress. I mean, us. -The Author.