Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!".

It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor.

And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something.

"Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?"

"Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!"

"You did what-"

Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y.

Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman

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Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3!
(Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)