Steven universe safe haven adventures homeworld bound: unexpected allies

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Zill and the gang were a long way down on homeworld, when they looked up, they were very far away from their destination. But they had to keep moving, for Steven's sake, it was much of a dump down here but being on another planet was really fascinating for everyone

Zill: okay how do we get back to the ship?

Woog: I left a tail of hot dogs where we landed

Pig: that's what they were for? They were delicious

Gang: PIG!!!

Jack: well do you at least have the map?

Pig: I do

Rex: now hang onto it carefully, we'll look at it soon to find where to go from here

(Chomp)

Pig: ohhh, you shoulda said that part first

Moxie: wha?! WHY DO YOU EAT EVERYTHING?!?!

Millie: calm down mox! Your gonna have another panic attack!

Moxxie: I AM CALM!!!

Millie: shhh, there there

Otis: okay now we're lost then?

Gang: yes!

Otis: WERE DOOMED!!! (Echos 3x)

Dweeb: ooh! An echo (echos 2x) ECHO!!! (Echos 2x) Now waiting for the south-side Dinos number fifteen (angel dust slaps his face) ow! It's not okay to hit!

Woog: whaddya wanna do? Get us caught?!

Eddy: yeah that would be really bad

Igg: yeah like really bad

Bud: really really bad

Soon they heard something coming

Angel dust: ya bitches hear that?

Piglet is that a rumbly in your tumbly Pooh?

Pooh: I don't think so piglet

Soon they see some sort of robanoid machine with a searchlight

Loona: uh what's that?

Octavia: I'm. Of sticking around to find out! RUN!!!

Soon the gang follows Octavia as fast as their legs could carry them

Soon they hid under the remains of some sort of skyscraper, and they try to be as quiet as possible

Blitzo: okay, it's becoming quiet out there

Pig: TOO QUIET!!!

Otis covers the swines mouth to try and shut him up

Jack: there gonna find us now, there gonna find us!

Eddy: MOMMY!!! MOO-MMY!!!

Rex: I see one heading our way! We're toast

Eddy: there gonna find us! There gonna dissect us!

???: quickly!

???: down here!

Soon they turn their heads to see a hand moving around under a big rock like she wanted them to come

Soon they see the robanoid coming and soon they all jumped into the hole and then angel dust went and moved the rock above them

Rawhide: ya guys alright?

Kayla: we're all okay, but who?

???: don't worry

Soon they see some sort of figures walk up to them

Figure one: your safe now

Figure two: we're not gonna hurt you

Freddy: thank you mrs!

Soon the gem glowed to revealed a conjoined gem in which were the rutile twins

Otis: AHHH!!!

Pig: AHHH!!!

Blitzo: AHHH!!!

Peck: AHHH!!!

Pip: AHHH!!!

Angels dust: SHUT UP! Shut, up! Ya wanna get us killed?

Soon the rutile twins come up to the group

Left twin: how bizarre. What are they?

Right twin: they certainly don't look like gems we've ever seen

Soon they heard a robanoid coming their way

Right twin: come, this way

Left twin: this way! Come!

Soon they followed the twins until they were deep in the tunnels

Damian: where exactly are you taking us?

Right twin: somewhere long forgotten

Left twin: where those who don't belong belong

Woog: okay, you got any hot dogs?

Soon they make it to an exit and then they look down to a huge cavern o columns with holes everywhere

Right twin: welcome to the supreme kindergarden
...
The gang go deeper in the canyons as they reach one particular circular gorge where three all stopped

Left twin: were back!

Right twin: here we are! It's okay to come out!

Soon another gem named rhodonite came out of one of the holes

Rhodonite: oh thank goodness! I hope you weren't followed. You weren't right? You double checked?

Soon she noticed the others behind the twins

Rhodonite: YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWED!!!

Freddy: four arm freak!

Angel dust: I'm right here ya know!

Right twin: it's okay rhodonite

Left twin: easy, there with us, we brought them here

Rhodonite: can we trust them?

Left twin: yeah

Right twin: we think so

???: everyone!

Soon dweeb jumps to see a small gem by the name of paparadscha

Paparadscha: a wonderful vision has appeared before me. The twins of rutile would bring one, no, several strangers to our current place of hiding!

Rhodonite: we know paparadscha, your prediction already happened!

Right twin: we found them on the surface being chased by those horrible robanoids

Rhodonite: don't tell me you tried to fight those things

Right twin: no of course not, this group was about to be scanned when we pulled under

Left twin: we were just in time too

???(slowly) let me see

Otis then looks behind him

Otis: OHH SWEER BLEEDING DIRT!!!

The gang then sees a giant caterpillar like gem by the name of fluorite and then they run toward the wall with the giant slithering toward them

Fluorite: (slowly) they don't look like gems

Left twin : that's what I said!

Right: I said the same thing!

Zill: actually, I'm zillion or zill for short and I'm a creature called a chimera and this is my girlfriend Kayla the kangaroo

Jack: and I'm Jackson and this is my cousin Damian, we're both humanoid jackals

Spam: I'm spam the fox and this is Venexa the cat

Venexa: hello

Angel dust: the names angel dust, or Anthony, a spider demon and these are blitzo moxie and Millie, their imps

Millie: and this is loona the hellhound

Loona: huh?

Octavia: Octavia, an owl demon

Otis: I'm Otis the cow

Eddy: the names eddy

Igg: I'm igg

Bud: the names bud, just bud

Pig: I'm pig the pig

Peck: I'm peck the rooster, and this is Freddie the ferret

Pip: names pip, I'm a mouse

Elsa: hello, I'm Elsa, and I'm a pterodactyl

Rex: the names rex, the Tyrannosaurus rex, nice to meet you

Woog: I'm woog, I'm a triceratops (chuckles)

Dweeb: and I'm dweeb the parasaurolophus! Hi

Rawhide: the names sheriff rawhide, human

Pooh: Winnie the Pooh, Pooh for short. This is piglet, rabbit, eeyore the donkey

Tigger: and I'm tigger! T I double guh er!

Left twin: what's a tigger?

Tigger: I'm glad you asked

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Tigger: woohoo hoohoo!
🎶the wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
Their bouncy trouncy flouncy pounce
Fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers
is I'm the only
I'm the only one 🎶(growls)

Fluorite: that's why you looks so... unusual

Freddy: WE look unusual?

Rhodonite: of course you do! You can't just walk around in the surface! Your off color just like the rest of us

Zill: off color?

Left twin: you know, wrong

Right twin: not right

Left twin: flawed

Zill: but, I don't see anything wrong with you

Fluorite: gems like us aren't needed. Paparadscha can only predict things that just happened

Paparadscha: here comes fluorite

Rhodonite: and a fusion like me is unforgivable. When my, uh our morganite found out let's just say, we were replaced. But my story's nothing! Fluorite how many gems are you now?

Fluorite: six. Maybe more if we meet the right gem

Left twin: and then there's us

Damian: your not a fusion?

Left twin: were just a rutile that came out wrong. We survived because all the other rutile Sean away when we emerged

Right twin: we survived because they were afraid of us

Dweeb: afraid... what happens if anyone finds you here?

Left twin: well be...

(Silence)

Paparadscha: shattered

Soon they heard loud noises and realized what it was

Rhodonite: ahh! You WERE followed! Their gonna find us! Their gonna break us!

Zill: this is a our fault, if you didn't rescue us, you wouldn't be found!

Left twin: we couldn't just leave you

Right twin: we had to do something

Damian: you guys hide! I'll hold them off!

Soon everyone went and to hiding and soon a robanoid trio came. Soon the middle one
Scanned Damian but just left

Damian: it must only target gems, guys! They only want gems! Cover the off colors while the rest fight these machines!

Soon the barnyard group covered the off colors gemstones and the others came and fought the robanoids. Dweeb grabbed a stick shaped rock and used it like a baseball bat and hit one to a wall blowing it up. Rex found another and then he jumped and grabbed it with his jaws and crushed it, zill and Damian then found the last one which found the rutile twins that was corners and then they blasted it with their flame powers and then everyone came out

Rhodonite: phew... that's as close

Zill: yeah, now to resume our mission

Left twin: why are you here anyway? I thought organic life on homeworld was only a myth

Rex: actually, we hail from the planet earth

Paparadscha: (four seconds of silence) earth? But that can't be

Dweeb: why can't it be?

Fluorite: everyone...knows...the...earth

Rhodonite: was decimated by the diamond attack! Sorry

Dweeb: well it lives, and it's the home of our friend named Steven

Damian: he kidnapped by a giant blue lady and we came to rescue him!

Fluorite: blue diamond?

Kayla: bingo! And we're here to bussle off to the palace and save Steven in a tiff faster then you can say "wallaby"

Otis: you are extremely Australian!

Woog: earths a great place! Where everyone can be themselves and we don't have to hide ourselves from anything and have all kinds of fun!

Rhodonite: where we can be themselves?

Left twin: no need to hide?

Right twin: all kinds of fun?

Fluorite: that sounds wonderful!

Zill: there's a ship somewhere shaped like a giant manta ray here with enough room for everyone. if you can find it, you can stay there until we come back with Steven. Once then, we can blast off to earth where the diamonds will never find us! Now we got a job to do! You better get going if you want to find the ship

Rhodonite: well, if you insist!

Rhodonite was then About to leave before the rutile twins grabbed her arm

Fluorite: we won't do it! Not if it means leaving you behind

Gang: huh?

Zill: I'm literally doing a beautiful offer for you guys! You can't just throw that opportunity out the window!

Fluorite: we know this planet. We've been hiding in these tunnels for eons. You need us to help you get around. Besides, us off colors stick together

Rhodonite: let's hope it's worth it

Paparadscha: we can't leave without our new friends!

Left twin: we know the way to the palace

Right twin: well show you the way

Woog: that's great!

Soon the rutiles found another tunnel and the gang followed it down to their destination

Zill: don't worry Steven. We're Coming

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