Donner: white, you incapacitated Santa! What's up with that?!

Blitzen: This is so not fantasish

White diamond: no! It'll Still be fantasish. Look I think he's coming around.

Santa Claus: Ooh. Thanks everyone. Santa got a little scare there but uh...everything going to be--(feeling sick) fall down again

White diamond: I stand corrected

Steven: not reassuring!

Earl Sinclair: No use! The Dino flu lasts 6 hours!

Steven: then it'll be too late, then Santa will lose his holiday magic and then Christmas will be Kerfuftenzeiger.

Blitzen: That means broken

Donner: I better call the North Pole and tell them Christmas is off for good

White diamond: no! It isn't off, cause we'll deliver the presents ourselves!

Everyone: huh?!

Blitzen: Impossiblish. The sleigh only flies for Mr. Santa.

Donner: And only Santa can magically produce presents from his sack

Spinel: then will make our own presents!

Otis: spinel's right! And we can use the tractor to deliver them. We can do this people.

Santa Claus: That's just crazy enough to work. (feeling sick) Bye now. (faints)

Diego: now that's just getting old

Peck: Ooo, Otis. Can I be in charge of toy making? We'll wear elf costumes, and fake pointy ears, and sing a happy tune while we work. (Everyone isn't comfortable with the plan) WE'RE DOING IT!!!! (sends Duke flying)

Steven: let's do it!

White diamond: thanks Steven

Steven: hey, we're family

Everyone starts making presents and singing. Then, "The Elf song" start to play)

All:🎶It's time to make some presents while Santa's down with the flu
We have to work together like a happy holiday crew
We got a list of kids who were nice not naughty this year
We got to make them happy, filled them with holiday cheer🎶

Otis:🎶Get your tools and paint no time to waste🎶

Peck:🎶Stop eating the paste🎶

Pig: Oh.

Freddy:🎶We gotta make toys for everyone🎶

Pip:🎶Here's a train I made from cheddar cheese
Don't fire me please🎶

[Millie:🎶I'm making a bat, how'd bout that You can hit a home run with these.🎶

White diamond:🎶We got cool robots walking and ducks talking Nice work.🎶

Bessie:We're only in this holiday mess 'cause you are a jerk

All:🎶Let's get those presents packing in Santa sack in the sleigh
Cause we're sick of singing and need it to get on our way🎶

Peck: One more ti- (A Christmas safe falls on Peck)

Blitzen: Bravo, fantasish, uber fantasish

Donner: Yeah, that all Broadway and what not but how are you going to deliver all of these by midnight?

Otis: I ducked out during the third verse and ask the Fireside Girls to Christmasized the tractor. Check out this yule tide ride

Everyone was amazed

Blizten: Achto lieber, the tractor looks...oh what is the word I am looking for?

Everyone: Fantasish?

Blizten: It's like your all inside my brain head

Moxie: of there is a brain in there

Donner: Dang Otis, you just might pull this off after all.

Otis: You can bet on it, white since you came up with the plan your driving!

White diamond: very well, just like my ship but with rope

Blue diamond: And while you deliver those presents on one side of safe haven, some of us we'll take to the skies on our ship and deliver the rest

Otis: Perfect. Come on elves, we got toys to deliver

Everyone began fighting who sits where. Suddenly lights started to go dark

Donner: You better boogie, baby. Christmas magic is starting to fade. You have to put a present under every Christmas tree in the county by midnight or it's game over.

Otis: Relax, my plan is perfect

White diamond: it's my plan

Otis: I meant to say that, nothing can possibly go wrong!

White then began to glow and then she changed her outfit to match Santa

White diamond: there, now I'm in character

Millie: Sleigh gears engaged.

Pip: Diesel fuel to power baby.

Freddy: Turbines to speed.

Spinel: Presents are accounted for.

Steven: Christmas cheer ready to go.

Pig: Soothing massage available on request.

Otis: That's disturbing. Let our epic journey begin. Christmas away!

Otis started the tractor and stops kess house and every one is confused

Steven: cousin kestrel and auntie kess are first?

Otis: Of course. They've been very good this year. Come on let's make this quick.

Everyone tip toes in the house and lays some presents

White diamond: We're doing great people. Let's quietly-

???: what's going on?

They all turn to see kestrel right there in his pink pajamas which was pretty confusing but shocking

Otis: Ah, Christmas milk

Blitzo then got out a mallet and slammed it to his face knocking him out

Steven: blitzo!

Blitzo: WHAT?! We are in a tight schedule

Otis: True

Steven: (puts a blanket on his cousin) Sleep well cousin. To the next house

Then White diamond and friends flew off like a shot.
They deliver the presents. They deliver the lot. They left one for the mayor and one for the cop.
They left presents for Bigfoot and Bigfoot's old pop.
They gave Autumn Jimtinkers. Daphne got a bumfuzzle.
While others got woozits and wontommitytuzzles

Then they start Arriving at the last house

Otis: Here we are. Last house of the night

Steven: ah great, it's rustys house

White diamond: who?

Steven: a dumb canine that constantly mocks and bullies me and my friends every single day

Pig: that's a coincidence, cause in the list, he's been very naughty this year so he gets...owl poop

Everyone is disgusted

Angel dust: owl shit? Good thing we don't have any-

Freddy: Here you go. (everyone looks at Freddy) What I know a guy

Millie: you better hurry white, You got 2 minutes to deliver rustys present

Pig: Or Christmas is farfenoogin

Peck: No, no, no it's kerfletinoodle

Freddy: No it's schnitzengruben

Steven: I think it's pronouce schnitzelbank

Spinel: It's kerfluffle

Blitzo: Is it Onomatopopeia?

Pip: I think it's glockenspiel

Blitzen: (pops out of nowhere) It's kerfuftenzeiger

Everyone: Oohhh.

Blizten: Yah, learning is fun (pops out of the screen)

White diamond: well thanks anyway

Steven: I'm coming with

White diamond: oh Steven

When they went inside, the two start to look around the house

White diamond: its quiet

Steven: too quiet, it's at this moment in movies when right when ya think your safe, you accidentally without warning step on some sort of

Suddenly they get caught in a net

Steven: trap

White diamond: didn't see that coming

???: I know

They both then look to see rusty then and there

Rusty: I built it

Steven: uh hi rust, uh, merry Christmas?

Rusty: well well well, if it isn't green feathers. And who's this? Your granny or something?

The two then looked at each other and then at him

Rusty: oh my god, no way! (Laughs until he tears up)

White diamond: well anyways, let us down so I can give you your present.
Rusty: Stuff a fruitcake in it, old lady. I'm in charged here!

Steven: we're warning you! Our posse of ninja elves is right outside. They'll be on you any second now.

Outside, the others are waiting like blitzo was polishing his gun, moxie and Millie were cuddling together and everyone else is playing Go Fish

Spinel: ya got any sevens?

Freddy: Go fish

Pig: Who feels like Thai food?
...
Steven: Uh, any second now

Suddenly the lights started to go dark

Steven: nana, the Christmas lights are fading fast

Rusty: I'll take this, (grabs the preset And looks inside) Owl poop. Same as last year. (throws it away) I'll be back

Steven: I got this

Steven then shapeshifted into his bird form and used his beak to cut the next allowing them to come out

White diamond: we need to get this present under the tree over Christmas is glockenspiel.

Blitzen: (VO) Kerfuftenzeiger!

Steven then looks at the clock

Steven: 15 seconds!

Just Then rusty came back

Rusty: time to play hard ball with a rock, and a bird

Steven then grabbed the present and ran as fast as he could in slow motion by putting the present under the tree and magically all the lights came back on

Rusty: I've been waiting a while for this moment bird brain

Steven: uh oh

But just then the real Santa comes in

Steven and white diamond: Santa!

Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho. I'm back baby

Rusty then runs towards them but Santa wiggles his nose and Rusty magically vanished

Steven: phew

Meanwhile Somewhere in the Arctic with a polar bear, rusty falls flat on his face and then he gets up and sees the polar bear

Rusty: uh oh
...
Back at the barnyard

Santa Claus: And so, in honor of you saving Christmas, I hereby appoint you all honorary reindeer.

Everyone was amazed that their noses glow

Santa Claus: Well, I'm outta here. Donner, Blitzten, let's do this thing!

Everyone says their goodbyes

Otis: Hey, Santa, let's do this again next year.

Steven: but without you getting sick!

Santa Claus: Uh, well, it's possible. Let me check my sche---Reindeer away! (the sleigh takes off)

Everyone: bye Santa!

White diamond: merry Christmas sir!

Santa Claus: (flying over the moon) Ho,ho,ho. Merry Christmas!

A card flies out and says Happy Holidays