In States in the MCU AU
Bucky Barnes is visiting the state house

NYC: *storms into the room, fuming*
New York: Hey, what's wrong kiddo?
NYC: *slams down a sheet of paper* I failed my history assignment!

New York: What!? But I thought Bucky helped you!?

NYC: Yeah! But it turns out, that our history teacher wanted us to write about why JFK was assassinated! Not about how it was actually the Winter Soldier who killed him!

Alabama: *spits out drink* you killed JFK!?
Texas: pfft. That's old news (I am assuming he probably knows who killed JFK)

Bucky: yeah, I thought you already knew?
Alabama: I meant it as a joke!

Bucky: oh. Anyway. Sorry kid

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Rochester: what does "thot" mean?

NYC, with a grin: Someone who's very thoughtful.

[Later, at the dinner table]

Rochester: Dad, can you pass me the salt?
New York:Sure, Chester. Here you go.

Rochester: Thanks Dad, you're such a thot!

New York: [Spits out the wine].

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Geo: You're cute when you're angry.

New York: *glares at him*

Georgia: But not when you're angry with me!

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Albany: And how do you live to not regret it?

New York : Lockwood: Who said I didn't? Just because I don't wear my agony on display doesn't mean it's not there.

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Cali: Do you consider me your friend?

New York: Of course! What else I can consider you?

Cali: I don't know. A disgrace? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is quite large.

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Rochester: Look, if something happens between us, it happens.

Houston: Rochester, nothing is going to happen.

Rochester: Well, not with that attitude it won't.

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Bye