FINAL CHAPTER ALERT!!
I'm not crying you are shut up

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Third person p.o.v

"Play the video."

Morning had come, and not the way All might expected it to.

With an awkward facial expression, he stared at the two boys in front of him. I mean- they literally just asked the poor man to show a video of an event from February of people kissing to an entire class of hormonal teenagers.

I mean sure, back In February he had planned to show it, but after the day he tried he had to take a few weeks to rethink his live choices because he quite literally got JUMPED by two of his students for it.

He hated how proud he was of how quick on their feet they were and how easily they communicated as well as their overall efficiency with both stopping the video, and All Might himself in his tracks.

The two boys asking for him to showcase the video also happen to be the same two boys who jumped him on that fateful day, and yes, he still holds a little grudge over it, who wouldn't?

So like the salty bastard he is, he tried to make an excuse about it, saying he couldn't show it because it was inappropriate. But, Izuku was having absolutely none of it and was holding nothing back. He was very much prepared to blackmail him into it, beginning to recite words from PURE MEMORY, mind you, from letters All Might had wrote to Endeavour back when they were students and classmates at UA. (All might didn't even know how Izuku had found or read the letters, he was sure that under his bed was a worthy hiding place.) Beginning with the words "Your red hair and your blue-green eyes (Sorry, Enji, I couldn't think of a better word for it) glisten in the sun, somehow your burning rage (get it? Burning?) is charming-"

"YOUNG MIDORIYA PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CONTINUING OR I WILL BE FORCED TO RESTRAIN YOU IMMEDIATELY-"

Ruthless and unfazed, Izuku continued,

"-Even though you're practically burning trash, you're rather enticing-"

"ALL MIGHT IM - HABAHAA WHY'D YOU PUT THAT YOU COULD'T FIND A BETTER WORD IN BRACKETS? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO PROPERLY COMPLEMENT PEOPLE? AND THAT PUN- WHAT EVEN IS THAT AHAHAHWH, LITERALLY, EVEN MINETA COULD DO BETTER,-"

Clearly young Midoriya's sudden superhuman memory, partnered with young Bakugou's knack for absolutely TEARING ego to shreds, he was outmatched,,

Defeated.

And that's how he got here, again, rethinking his life choices (as per usual after beginning to teach at UA), sitting in 1A's dorms, connecting his laptop to the TV in the common room. After all, he had no choice. Those letters from his second year in 1A were the absolute bane of his existence. He thought he had hidden them well, but obviously the little roach (All Might has stooped to a new low, Insults) had somehow found them- goddammit he should've burned them when he had the chance.

Screw you, emotional attachment.

1A was excitedly sitting on the couches around him, after all they had gotten word that they were gonna get to watch the video that Izuku and Katsuki practically assaulted All Might over, and they're pretty sure they made the poor guy tear a hamstring, so this has gotta be good.

All Might hooked up his laptop to the screen, 1A watching his every move eagerly.

He moved his curser to a file, titled 'How to realise you are single event', clicking it. Everyone watched as the video suddenly popped into full-screen mode, adjusting to the TV. A little loading bubble popping up in the centre.

"All Might, sir, why is it named 'How to realise you are single event'?" Ochaco asked, I mean- what video with that sort of title could of made Katsuki and Izuku jump All Might months and months ago?

"It's a valentines event, young Uraraka. I believe that it will be self explanatory when it begins,"

A valentines event? Why would Katsuki and Izuku be that mad about some random event?

Poor Uraraka, her questions would be answered shortly, in a very blunt way.

An extremely blunt way.

She was not prepared.

Either was anyone else in the room.

So sure- they were all 90% sure something funky was going on, and were 99% sure that that something f u n k y happened to be Izuku and Katsuki dating, but what they didn't expect was to get definite answers this quickly,,

so,,    s u d d e n l y .

"We wanted to thank you guys for being so unrealistically stupid," Katsuki smirked as he bent down into an exaggerated bow, and started running down the hall, Izuku following shortly after, snickering.

On cue of them leaving, the audio began and the screen came to life with colour.

"Oh, come on— there are free shirts! Don't be shy~"

(That's right, it's been 25 chapters but the BakuDeku god has returned,)

Somewhere,, In Japan, far away, a retail worker sneezed, an odd feeling of pride washing over her.

The students of 1A were confused- they just watched some random lady egg people on into kissing.

The class watched, curious and confused until the next people walked in on the screen, this time they were easily recognised, and VERY familiar.

"Hey! I knew that guy was Bakugou in the line!! I swear I called it back on the day when we were first watching this,"

"Ugh whatever," Mina groaned, handing $10 over to the redhead, "That was pure luck."

"Guys shh! It's still playing,"

They all turned their attention back to the screen.

"Hey boys!! You wanna enter the competition?"

"Competition?"

....

"Oh that makes sense now!" Kaminari spoke out.

Yaamomo chimed in, "Yeah, Im glad she wasn't just getting random people to kiss that walked into her store— that would've been so,,- o d d -"

(Upon hearing that last word Momo said, Jirou had horrific flashbacks back to year 4, where she'd listen to the song that's like "iM a LitTle O.D.D most people really don't get mE" thinking she was emo as fuck, frankly, she needed to puke,)

"Yeah- it would've been weird" Uraraka laughed.

"Pff- imagine if she gets Bakugou and Midoriya to kiss"

Iida spoke up, "that is highly unlikely, Tsu!-"

"$100."

"..what?"

Shinsou glared at Tsu dead in the eye, "$100. That's how much I'll bet it happens,"

Kaminari stood in shock, "Woah shinso- bestie- are you s u r e you wanna bet that much on those two—"

Mina cackled, "AyO BESTIE YOU'RE ON I bet $100 they d o n ' t , " Mina already knew the two were together, but she was very, VERY, confident they'd never kiss in front of a stranger like that.

Little did Mina know, she would be going broke very soon.

And just as she finished her idiotic sentence, everyone's favourite part played.

"What. The. Fuck."

"I KNEW IT—"

"WE ALL KNEW IT, DUMBASS"

"WHAT? I FEEL LEFT OUT I DIDNT KNOW IT-"

"THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID SERO, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS HIGH-"

"I'm surprised Mineta isn't freaking out about this,"

"HA that's cause Bakugou and Midoriya trusted me enough to tell me! I already knew! Ha ,  l o s e r s -"

"FUCK FUCK FUCK NO THATS ONE HUNDRED AND TEN DOLLARS ALL GONE IN ONE DAY—"

"MINA STOP BETTING ON SHIT THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GET GAMBLING ADDICTIONS"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"KAMINARI WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?-"

"I JUST WANTED TO JOIN IN"

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A floor above, sat two VERY smug boyfriends.

"You recorded it, right?"

"Of course, i blackmailed all might into holding the camera to get good shots of their screams too,"

"Oh my god you're perfect,"

Izuku fake gasped, "woah, I think you're perfect too. It's almost like,, It's almost like we're soulmates or something,"

"Woah- yeah it almost is like that. That's so wild," Katsuki chuckled, playing along.

"I love you,"

"I know you do, Deku. I love you too,"

"Aw that was so sweet- ANYWAYS though, do you wanna go get subway? I'm hungry,"

"Of course YOU'D wanna eat at subway you s u b m i s s i v -"

"OI DON'T— HEY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY RUNNING AWAY RIGHT NOW? I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU- GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-"

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE YOU DAMN JACK SPARROW SIMP,"

"OH SHUT UP I KNOW YOU HAD A CRUSH ON CAT NOIR WHEN YOU HAD YOUR MIRACULOUS PHASE—"

"YEAH?? WHO  D I D N ' T ?"

"WHAT?? LITERALLY LUCA IS SUPERIOR,"

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU MY SOULMATE- LU C A ? THATS GROSS I-"

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Word count: ~ 1424 ~

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO

I CANT BELIEVE IT'S THE END

WKSKSKWK OH MY GO D - thank you everyone for your absolutely overwhelming and never ending support I can't believe this got so far

I've literally been working on this story for like a year and a half or two years- something wild like that, that's so c r a z y - and now it's over?? Literally there is already a void in my heart help

And again, for one last time,

Thank you for reading!