Resurrection? Why Haven't I Thought Of That?!

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-Next Day: Mystery Shack's Living Room-

"Ugh! I can't think of anything!" Bill yelled in frustration, gripping his blonde hair tight as he pace around the Living Room with the three Pines. "I'm totally going to slam my head on the wall if I didn't thought of something that was an obvious way!!"

"Bill! Could you please keep it down? I'm watching The Widdlest Wampire!!" Mabel shouted at him, eyes focused on the TV, "It's the part where the resurrection starts!"

Bill stopped abruptly as if his body and mind shut down. Of course, the three notice this as Ford asks. "Um, Cipher? You okay there?"

Mabel stood as she let her Grunkle Stan sat on his armchair as the old man flip the channel to Baby Fights, "Fight! Fight! Fight!!"

The girl then walked up to Bill who is still standing straight, not blinking. Ford joined in too as the girl was about to reach her hand on the blonde's shoulder who moved and walked towards the wall. When he's now in front of the wooden wall, he slammed his head on it many times.

"Lemme guess. You finally got the idea where it is soo~ obvious," Stan mocked, still watching the TV, glancing at the three sometimes.

The blonde stopped and face Ford and Mabel, nodding, then he screamed. "Ahh!! Resurrection!! Why haven't I thought of that?!"

Bill is having a tantrum as he calmed down minutes later, and now sitting on the carpeted floor like a pouting child.

"Umm, now Cipher since, 'you' finally found the answer to get my nephew back, we could start the Resurrection," Ford stated. Mabel jumped up and down from excitement.

"Ooo~! Resurrection! Is it like where you're gonna do voodoo stuff?!"

Bill who is now standing shook his head. "Resurrection is not easy Shooting Star. It's not the ones you see on 'TV'. You have to do is to go to Hell and find the soul. If the soul was held captive by some demon, you have to do something in order to get the soul back. Then, since Pinetree... died just 3 days ago, his body is still not decomposed, just a bit dirty," Bill explained as he snapped his fingers, summoning a book, "So, the soul and body will reunite perfectly."

Mabel pouted a bit at the blonde's speech, "Awww~ I thought it'll be cool!"

"Now Mabel, this is serious. We're going to get Dipper back from Hell—woah wait, why Hell? Dipper is innocent and a kind loving child," Ford asked, narrowing his eyes at the blonde demon.

"He loves a dream demon," Bill simply answers pointing at himself, flipping to the book to find some things for the Resurrection.

"Oh, right," Ford muttered, embarrassed about forgetting it as Mabel squeals quietly.

By now, Mabel is up the stairs with Bill, helping him to get the things for the Resurrection while Ford just adjusts some of his weapons that could injure and kill demons, and Stan is still watching, even though he did misses the brunet.

Bill came back and informs Stan about staying at the shack to guard it in case of some low class demons who found out their plan to attack it, the elder Pines Twin agreed immediately, feeling the excitement of punching someone—or in this case a demon.

Since Mabel has various of colored chalks, Bill let her to draw the pentagram at the center of the attic, or Mabel's room. He only has to force the cheerful girl to stop drawing unicorns and puppies at the sides of the pentagram.

Now, the two stood in front of the pink colored pentagram with 8 lit candles around the circle. Mabel who looked satisfied at her drawing can't stop grinning from it, Bill is still mentally rereading the simple incantation.

"Ready to go to Hell, Shooting Star?" Bill smirked at Dipper's sister who nodded, and right in time, Ford stepped in the room with 2 shotguns in his hands, he then gave one to Mabel, "What's that for, Sixer?"

"To injure and kill demons," Ford answered. The blonde laughed as he examined Mabel's gun, Good thing he didn't use it on me.

Bill gave back the gun to the brunette as he chanted the words from the book. "Ego, Bill Cipher, arcessere quo portae de Inferorum, et posse quo humanus cum me vivus per quod igneus fovea de Inferorum, ut nos mustum invenire a certus animus to nancisci id favēre illinc illorum corpus."

The once pink colored pentagram glowed red hot as fire emerged from the lines. The fire suddenly swirled around the circle with the candles' flames as it made its way through the roof, burning it. The Pines gasped as the wall of red fire turned into a door-like form.

The Gate to Hell.

There, they could see the floor all fiery red, fire surrounds some parts of the land. But at the above, floating houses are visible as all types of demons lurked and roamed around by flying.

"Woah, there's houses?" Mabel asks as the three of them stepped in the fire formed door. Bill just nodded as the two humans turned blue. The girl looked at her Grunkle, noticing that his form is blue. "Cool! Grunkle Ford you're blue!"

The aforementioned man looked at his niece and noticed that she's blue as well. As the two humans examined themselves about being blue, Bill decides to step in, "Shooting Star, Sixer, the reason why you two are blue is because it protects you from the fiery pits of Hell. Humans will die here in a matter of seconds the time they stepped in here," he explains as he started to walk through the fire. The Pines cautiously moved with the blonde demon, letting him do to pass everything.

As the three of them walked deeper to Hell, Ford started to bombard Bill questions like, "Why are the pits here deadly?" or "How would the human soul live here if the physical body can't even survive?" then "Why are other demons live here, if there's the Nightmare Realm?" and then "What types of demons are there?" and "How Hell works and its environment?" that Bill answers by "I'll answer the questions when we get back to Gravity Falls, Sixer." That lead the old man into a pouting fit that made Mabel chuckle.

"Ok, now meatsacks, we're nearing the place where the sinful souls being tortured," Bill informs as Mabel got confused and asks. "Wait, why the sinful souls are being tortured if demons are sins themselves? And why do they torture them if demons drives humans into sin?"

After that, the walk went silent. A few moments later, Bill spoke up. "I...I don't know...?" The two were shocked, but let it slide anyways.

She's almost smart as Pinetree, Bill wiped the tears piercing his eyes, Get it together Cipher! We're almost there!

Bill is right, they're nearing the place where souls trapped in Hell. The place they liked to call, Peccatum-implēre Animus.

While walking deeper to Hell, and to their thanks that no one notices them, the land seemed more, darker. Darker red. Blood red. They even notices—well the humans notices that there's trees which are red and slight burnt with red fire emitting from the branches. The red hot land filled with lava underneath turned darker and darker as it was now pitch black.

They're here.

They could see light-blue souls flew around the area, but not high enough to reach the civilization of the demons. Some of the souls are recognizable, some are just blurs. The area were grey black as some low class demons emerges from other souls to go to Earth.

"Now that we're here, of course there's a low class demon leader who controls or torture the souls," Bill stated, as the two readied their shotguns, "If Pinetree's soul is here, it means that, he's not held as captive, if we cannot find him, that means, he's held as captive."

"Ahhh!!!"

A too familiar high pitched girly screamed echoed around, making the souls to go abruptly crazy, flying around like it seems that danger is coming. Even though, they're in danger themselves.

"Dipper! I know that scream!" Mabel exclaims, running toward the direction of the scream. Low class demons made their way towards her, but came as a result of them being fried by Mabel shooting them with the demon shot gun.

The other two of course shouted for her and ran towards the direction where she has gone running. Now they could see a small red house where the origin of the screams comes from.

It seems that the door is locked.

"It looks like we have to," Bill pauses, narrowing his eyes, "break in."

Mabel let out a battle cry as she crashes to the window that earned her scratches. Ford shoot the window as he made his way in it. Bill attempted to crash the door, but only to slam his head on it and fell to the ground.

He groaned in pain as the humans opened the door, hearing Mabel laughing her head off as Ford chuckles. Bill rubbed his head, standing up slowly, "Stupid weak meatsack form."

After Mabel suppressing through fits of giggles, they found Dipper's soul being strapped to a metal table, panting.

"Dipper!" Mabel yelled, running towards him, as she tried to hug him but only passed her arms through, she notices that a few scratches and bruises are visible on Dipper's soul body, "So this is how torture here works."

"Yeah, but it's just the beginning, and for eternity." Bill walks towards Dipper who looked at them wide eyed.

"Bill...?"

"Hey, Pinetree." Bill smiled sweetly at the brunet whose tears ran down his transparent cheeks. The blonde placed a hand on his cheek, leaning down to place a kiss on Dipper's lips.

Mabel just jaw dropped in shock that Bill didn't pass Dipper's transparent body, Again, I'll explain later. The girl just nodded in response as she let the two lovers smooch for awhile. She didn't even noticed that the straps around Dipper's arms, chest and legs are now unlatched as the brunet's arms wrapped around Bill's neck, tears stopping from flowing.

"Mabel! Can you help me here?!" Ford shouted from the outside of the door as he shoot another demon. The said girl glanced at the two seeing that they are still on their make-out session and agrees to fight the demons off.

Back at the duo, a demon stepped inside the room with a yell of, "Hey! What are you—" that was of course cut off by Bill who burned him alive still kissing his lover. Dipper smirked a bit as the two of them French kissed.

Finally, after 4 minutes of kissing, the two pulled away with smiles on their faces. Bill helped Dipper up as the two of them stepped out of the room seeing Mabel and Ford panting with black and red goo's of burnt flesh around them.

Another demon stepped in as Ford immediately shoot him but the demon blocked it.

"You're not going out with him that easily, Cipher." The low classed demon stepped towards Bill who has his left arm around Dipper's waist with a menacing glare visible on his face, "Let's make a deal, and in return, Hell and demons will never harm your lover or any humans anymore, along with getting him back at Earth."

Bill glances at the Pines first who reluctantly agreed, "What do you want?"

The low classed demon just hid his smirk, before replying, "I want you to get Gideon Gleeful back alive, and the power of luring."

Bill looked at him in confusion, asking, "I'm fine with Star but, why the luring?"

"Uhh, so I could get more humans to commit sin...?"

Bill didn't caught the 'asking-phrase' so he held his hand out, his signature blue flames emitting from it. The low classed demon shook his hand immediately.

The deal is now made and sealed.

The demon opened up a portal back at the attic of the Mystery Shack, seeing Gideon looked around in bafflement.

Purple aura surrounded the low classed demon, as he claimed the power of luring. In a snap of the demon's fingers, the Pines and Bill now stood on the creaking floorboards of the attic.

The blonde turned to look at the portal, seeing the demon smirk at him before it closes.

"C-Cipher! Please don't hurt me again!" Gideon squeaked, as he shook a bit. Bill glanced at him, smirking.

"I won't. Just don't hurt anyone again."

The albino agreed immediately, "I swear! It's not my fault! It was Tad's! He forces me and hypnotizes me to do it!" he shouts as Bill took a peek in his memories, seeing that the kid is not lying.

"Okay, I'll just snap you back in your house, and we'll explain it to your parents later." Bill snapped his fingers, sending the boy back to his house.

Dipper floats around a bit as he clung to Bill so he won't float out and through the roof. The blonde chuckles, holding the brunet's arms, "We're not done yet."

When they reached the clearing where Dipper died and his body was buried, and after Stan almost fainting at the sight of his nephew's soul, Bill snaps his fingers making the boy's body appear on the ground, nice and clean.

Dipper has a big grin on his face as he eagerly possessed his own body.

Dipper's body moved as his eyes fluttered open. The brunet sat up, as a grin curled up his lips. He grinned at his family and Bill. Dipper then attacked the blonde with a hug, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank youuu!!"

The blonde just chuckled while the two Pines joined the hug.

Mabel gave her brother a tight hug, "I miss you bro-bro!!"

Dipper chuckled hugging his sister back, "Miss you too, Mabel."

"Welcome back, kiddo." Ford smiled at his nephew, ruffling his hair. Bill just grinned at them, standing up, as they followed the blonde's actions.

Dipper turned to Bill, pulling the blonde's collar, and slamming his lips to Bill's. The blonde was shocked at first of course, but instantly kissed back. Dippy wrapped his arms around Bill's neck as the demon wrapped his around the brunet's waist. They pulled away when they needed air, hearing a squeal and a snap! behind them.

"Thanks Bill." Dipper leaned his forehead to the other, smiling. The blonde smiled back, nuzzling his nose to Dipper's, "I love you, Bill."

"Love you too, Pinetree." Bill kissed Dipper's cheek, hugging him. The two hugged for awhile before letting each other go.

Walking back to the shack, Stan ran out of the porch, hugging his nephew immediately with a small smile on his face.

"Awww~ is Grunkle Stan crying?" Mabel teased, laughing with Ford beside her.

"Don't get emotional, Fezy," Bill says, chuckling.

Dipper just laughed, hugging his Grunkle Stan back, "Miss you too, Grunkle Stan."

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Translation:

First (Bill's incantation):

"I, Bill Cipher, summons the gate of Hell, and may the humans with me live through the fiery pits of Hell, as we must find a certain soul to get it back from their body."

Second:

Sin-filled Souls