Warning: This one is kinda disturbing for many readers due to extreme violence.

This page was inspired by "BFB Contestants React to Wiki Comments" by jacknjellify

Characters who will be reading comments are...

Marvin, Jeffy, Goodman, Junior, Chef Pee Pee, Brooklyn Guy and Jonathan!

Brooklyn: Really? You want us to read the comments on our own wiki pages?!

Jonathan: Isn't this excited, Brooklyn?

Brooklyn: No Jonathan! Do you know how much people on the internet wants you dead because of your stupid looks?

Jeffy: I can't wait for people to see how they feel about me!

Junior: Me too, Jeffy!

Marvin: Oh goodness...hopefully it doesn't gone terribly wrong.

Goodman: Well, sh**'s going down!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh geez, alright. Let's read it.

Comment #1

Marvin: Ewbound says: 

"Changed my mind about this character. I alway's thought he was a good father, and a nice person, but no, he's greedy, can't even call him a good father he's equally bad as rose." 

Do...do I offend you? I'm sorry buddy I didn't mean that, I was actually a bad person entirely!

Comment #2

Chef Pee Pee: G1buos says:

"Personally my favorite sml chracter because he is pretty funny the onl yhings that i could say bad is that his just sometimes break chracter"

and SuperMarioAlex10 says:

"One of my favorite SML characters of all time!"

Huh, thanks guys. I always thought people would dislike me on the internet but apparently not!

Comment #3

Junior: Alright! Hidude4868 says:

"Time for Junior! Who likes Junior? We like Junior! Everybody loves some Junior! Who's got Junior? Where's Junior? There's Junior! He's got everything that you need, He likes to eat food including mac and cheese. But Junior, yeah! He's awesome, Here's the Junior and Friends show! Doh-doh-doh-doh!"

Hell yeah! Am I that awesome, everyone? Hello?

Comment #4

Jeffy: Mr. Tyler The Veggie Tales Fan 07 says:

"UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH-"

Marvin: Shut up, Jeffy! You're taking up too much time!

Jeffy: Sorry daddy...

Comment #5

Brooklyn: Ok, 64jesgre says:

"He really needs to divorce Sharon."

Yeah! That's what I talk about! But I can't right now because this is an actual arrange marriage set up by my mom and if I do divorce Karen, she's gonna kill me.

Comment #6

Goodman: Gelfander says:

"Me Grabbing Mr. Goodman Hostage And Putting A Bomb Vest In his suit, Duct Tape in his eyes and mouth and Mr. Goodman explodes"

Goodman slowly stared at the camera.

Goodman: I'm gonna find you and f*** you really hard with this.

Marvin: Goodman! You should not threaten people over the internet and-

Comment #7

Jonathan: Ohhhh! Gelfander says:

"Bully Maguire: (To Jonathan Guy) I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

Ohhhh, please! I don't know who you are but can I have some dirt on my butt too? It's really itchy.

Comment #8

Junior: Sapman6 says:

"I hate the new junior reminds me of that he's stupid brat"

Oh really? I'm a brat? I'll do this. Cody's mom's a pig!

Cody: Hey!

Comment #9

Brooklyn: Poopsounowisthebetter says:

"Overrated piece of garbage that's more overused than jeffy, can't change my mind no matter how hard you try."

Look I get it, you guys are tired of me starring in almost every single videos! But that doesn't mean I'm worse than Jonathan!

Comment #10

Chef Pee Pee: Daniel.biber says:

"After all those years why does he still hate Junior."

Ok! Um! Yes I still hate Junior! No I mean, I like Junior! Just a little.

Junior: Wait, really?!

Chef Pee Pee: No actually I don't like you.

Junior: Aww...

Comment #11

Marvin: Gelfander says:

"Me Killing Marvin By Stabbing him in the Chest By Using Captain America's Shield 1 Million Times, Causing Marvin To Die Faster"

Ok dude, if you're reading this. Please...go get help...

Comment #12

Jeffy: Uh! Tbh2w says:

"I made this to prove that Jeffy is the Flippy of SML

This is cringy on purpose"

No! Buddy! Thank you for the art I received! Keep doing it more! I always be cool with you guys! 

Comment #13

Jonathan: HoganPaul says:

"Does johnathan really deserve all this hate lol. I think its great that we see an expansion into brookyln guys family since he appears a lot."

No problem sir!

Brooklyn: That's it? That's what you're gonna say?

Jonathan: I don't have much stuffs to say!

Comment #14

Goodman: 43kwis says:

"Mr. Goodman is funny, but can also be annoying sometimes. He is my 2nd favourite character that Lance plays."

Hmm...looks like I won't have you to pay house payments.

Marvin: Hey! That's not fair!

Goodman: I want to read another comment at the same time, can I do it now?

Marvin: No!

Goodman: Get outta here, Marvin! That's my rule!

Comment #15

Goodman: Another from Gelfander says...I'm not reading all this sh**.

Marvin: Goodman! You have to read it!

Goodman: But Marvin! There's too much words! That's gonna take up the whole episode!

Marvin: No! Goodman, you have to read it. You have to-

Comment #16

Junior: Alright! TheToadFan95 says:

"I give Junior this:

The No.1 SML Character."

Whoa! Really?! Thank you dude! You're on my cool friends list now!

Comment #17

Chef Pee Pee: TheToadFan95 says:

"Dear Chef Pee Pee,

You are a swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the... (And so on)"

(Chef Pee Pee literally reads the entire thing wow)

What the hell did I just read?!

Junior: Whoa, Chef Pee Pee!

Marvin: Did you just read the entire thing?!

Chef Pee Pee: Yeah? I'm pretty sure this is just a copypasta not an insult toward me.

Comment #18

Jonathan: SupMyDudeOMEGA says:

"Logan torture this character to death. HE'S NOT FUNNY. HE SUCKS. IT WOULD BE BETTER AND FUNNIER IF HE GETS TORTURED LIKE CHEF PEE PEE DID OR KILL THIS CHARACTER. I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH AND THEN CHOP HIM UP AND FEED HIM TO CROWS HIS VOICE IS ANNOYING AS HELL"

*Gasp* What did you say about me? You hurt my feelings...I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom right now!

Jonathan ran out of the living room to one of the bathrooms crying inside Marvin's house.

Brooklyn: Jonathan! Hey! Come back here! Damn.

Comment #19

Goodman: I swear to god if I got another one of these comments from Gelfander. I'm gonna orange justice all over the face!

Goodman: GOT F**KING DAMN IT! Gelfander says:

"Me Cocks My Pistol And Aims At Mr. Goodman In The Head and Later Shoots Mr. Goodman In The Back Of The Head With One Bullet, Killing Him"

Goodman: You know what, I'm tired of this! I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna-

Marvin: Goodman! That's enough! Get out of the living room right now! You're not allowed to read any comments in future episodes!

Goodman: Damn it!

Marvin pushed Goodman out of the living room.

Comment #20

Marvin: Sorry about Goodman. Anyway, last one comment from Gelfander again, says:

"Me holding Marvin on Gunpoint, forcing Marvin to kill Mr. Goodman, not to feed Jeffy green beans, punish, beat, lie & ground Jeffy about everything, Free Black Yoshi from prison, locate shrek and tony, Stop the Goodman Empire, Give Jeffy Everything he likes (Video games, toys, fortnite and call of duty), Let Jeffy Be Adult on people, and more, and later Kills Marvin with his desert eagle and later finds the real mario and rosalina that are always good to jeffy and friends"

Marvin: Gelfander...What's wrong with you? Please...stop it...just stop it! Get some help! Stop with these stuffs right now! It's time to stop!

Marvin: Well, I think that's all today. Wait, where's Jonathan?

Brooklyn: Oh um, he ran off crying because someone made a very mean spirited comment on him.

Junior: Wow...what a crybaby.

Jeffy: I'm also a crybaby.

Marvin: And someone, please get me away from Gelfander.