Chef Pee Pee's Life!

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Morning

It's morning day, and Chef Pee Pee was still sleeping on the couch. He dreamed himself as a king and made everyone around him slaves. Then...

Boss: CHEF PEE PEE WAKE UP!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh geez! Boss! Let me sleep!

Boss: You're going to cook breakfast for us today!

Chef Pee Pee: Fine, Boss!

Chef Pee Pee went into the kitchen and started looking for ingredients.

Chef Pee Pee: Why do I have to be the one cooking? I never learn how to cook once in my life! Anyway, what ingredient I should make? Ah-ha! I got one!

Later, Chef Pee Pee put the food on the dinner table. It's a plate of steak with fried egg.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! Everyone! Breakfast ready! Get your butt down there! Oh boy, let me taste. Mmm! It's great! Can't wait for everyone to taste this!

Marvin was the first one to come down.

Marvin: Morning, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh hey Marvin! I got steaks with fried eggs for breakfast!

Marvin: Hm... *He smells the food a bit* Oh geez! Why is it smell bad? Whatever man, I'll eat it.

Marvin ate the steak with fried egg.

Marvin: Wow! Chef Pee Pee! It's great! Expect that it smells bad for some reasons.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh ready? Thanks! Oh look, everyone's coming down!

Jeffy: Oh boy! Hopefully it's not green beans!

Rose: Wow, it looks nice!

Chef Pee Pee: Thanks guys! Alright, Boss! What do you think?

Boss: Ok, let me see...

He smells the food a bit but then all of the sudden, he threw the plate at the wall!

Boss: It smells like sh*t!

Chef Pee Pee: What?! You didn't even taste it!

Junior: Yeah! You suck at cooking!

Marvin: Ok that was very rude, Boss. It smells bad but it tastes great. Go say sorry to Chef Pee Pee after his hard work!

Boss: Whatever! I'm not hungry anyway.

Boss left the dinner room.

Junior: Same for me! I'm going to school!

Junior left the dinner room.

Marvin: It's okay Chef Pee Pee, don't listen to them. You can do whatever you want.

Chef Pee Pee: Thanks, Marvin.


Afternoon

Chef Pee Pee was daydreaming about being free into the outside world while he was cooking, but then he ended up burnt the food and set the frying pan on fire.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh crap! Oh CRAP!!! Oh no...

Chef Pee Pee puts the burnt food on the table after putting the fire out.

Chef Pee Pee: Hey Boss! Lunch's ready!

Boss: Alright, this better be good. What's this?!

Chef Pee Pee: I'm sorry, I was barely focused on your lunch.

Boss: I'm not eating this! You're gonna eat this!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh why?!


Evening

Boss: Chef Pee Pee! Where's my dinner?! Chef Pee Pee?

Chef Pee Pee was nowhere to be found in the kitchen.

Boss: Chef Pee Pee! Where the hell are you?! Get your butt over here!

While Boss was looking for Chef Pee Pee. It turned out that Chef Pee Pee ran away to the house's roof to relax, a stuff he usually does when he gets too frustrated. Then Brooklyn Guy saw him.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey Chef Pee Pee! What are you doing up here?

Chef Pee Pee: I'm trying to clear my mind.

Brooklyn Guy: That's too dangerous! You need to get down!

Chef Pee Pee: I'll get down once I'm completely calmed down.

Then Brooklyn Guy then rang the doorbell. Marvin opened the door.

Marvin: Hello, w-what the police officer?! What are you doing here?!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey um, I want to get on the roof to get your friend down.

Marvin: Wait what?! What happened?!

Brooklyn Guy: I tried to get him down but he won't!

Marvin: U-um ok. Please don't try to push him off...

Brooklyn Guy then went upstairs and climbed out the window before he made his way up to the roof.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, Chef Pee Pee. Come on dude. I have to enter your house just to get to the roof! Just...get down please.

Chef Pee Pee: Look, I'm not gonna get down until I finally relaxed from being frustrating from Boss and Junior!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait, so you got yourself onto the roof because of them? I could arrest them for doing this to you. But I'm not feeling it right now and...can I join you for a while? I need to get a break from my wife.

Chef Pee Pee: Why not?

Brooklyn Guy then sat down next to Chef Pee Pee.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey so...what are we gonna do?

Chef Pee Pee: Just talking about our lifes.

A few minutes later...Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn Guy climbed back inside the house from the upstairs window.

Marvin: Hey, Chef Pee Pee. Are you alright?

Chef Pee Pee: I'm fine now.

Marvin: Also, what's taking so long?

Brooklyn Guy: Well, gonna go!

Brooklyn Guy then suddenly jumped out the window and landed on the ground!

Marvin: Oh my goodness! Hey are you alright!

Brooklyn Guy: I'm alright!

Marvin: Phew, anyway Chef Pee Pee. You should get some sleep.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok...

Boss: CHEF PEE PEE!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh no...

Boss: Where did you go?!

Chef Pee Pee: I escaped onto the house's roof because I was getting stressed and I need to get up there to relax!

Boss: Are you insane?! Also where's my dinner?!

Chef Pee Pee: That's right! I didn't cook it!

Boss: Just make me one now!

Marvin: Boss! That's enough! Just let him sleep!

Boss: Fine! I'll give one chance! Next time, don't do this again!

Boss left the scene.

Marvin: Alright, buddy. I'm gonna take you to bed.

Chef Pee Pee: But I only have a couch.

Marvin: I mean couch. Alright I'm gonna take you to the couch.


Night

Chef Pee Pee was sleeping on the couch, then Junior entered the living room.

Junior: Hey Chef Pee Pee? Can I sleep with you?

Chef Pee Pee woke up

Chef Pee Pee: Junior?! I thought you're still...

Junior: I'm kinda...scared of the dark....Please I want to sleep with you!

Chef Pee Pee: Fine, whatever.

Junior: Yay! Thanks Chef Pee Pee!

Junior then slept next to Chef Pee Pee while hugging.

Chef Pee Pee: Why is this happening to me?


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