Chapter 5: The Boss Battle

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Stella: LET US GO!!!

Grape: All of you ruined my Night and now it's time to pay the Price.

Toad: Listen, if you kill us... you'll never know where the secret of the Theatre is all about!

Grape: What secret?

Toad: The secret of... 'You Are A Fat Cow!'

*SMACK*

Toad: Ow!

Peach: Are you trying to piss her off, even more?!

Toad: I was spitting facts!

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Grape: I've had enough of this!

Stella: B- But Grape...ย  we--

Grape: Goodbye!

Stella: NO!!!

Peach spotted something in the distance.

Peach: Hang on... we haven't had chance to say our last words!

Grape: *grunts* Ugh... make it quick!

Peach: Basically, I hope you're gonna... ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT!!!

Grape: Huh?!


Bowser appeared.

*PUNCH*

Grape: AHH!!!

Grape was now falling through the Sky.

Grape: I FELL FOR IT, TWICE!!!

Bowser: Stay away from these people, you Skank!!!

Toad: *GASP* HOLY CRAP... It's Superman!!!

Bowser: Bruh... it me; Bowser!

Toad: I thought Superman never reveals his true identity!

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Peach: Bloody hell... thanks Bowser!

Bowser: If anyone is gonna take all of you down... it's gonna be me!

Peach: Fair enough.

Bowser: Also, I can't believe I'm flying... I'm literally the new Superman!

Stella: Can you get us out of here!

Bowser: Yeah, and I'm gonna have to carry you all down... very gently.

Toadsworth: Please do!

Toad: Hurry up... I'm getting Claustrophobia!!!

Toadsworth: Since when?

Toad: I dunno... I just wanna get out of this Cage.

Bowser: Let's get you all down.

Bowser carried the Cage.

Peach: I didn't know you cared about us, Bowser.

Toad: You know, it's funny... I said that we were gonna die, about 6 or 7 times.


After that...

Bowser: And, it looks you're safely on the Ground... and you're out of the Cage.

Toadsworth: Um... Bowser?!

Bowser: Huh?!

Suddenly...

Bowser: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Everyone: BOWSER!!!

Grape: BE GONE, THOT!!!

Grape threw Bowser by using her Magic.

Bowser: I'M BLASTING OFF, AGAIN!!!

Toad: Is Bowser a Team Rocket member?

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Peach: I don't believe this... she just doesn't give up!

Grape: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

Grape started to transform.

Stella: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!

Toad: Oh, hell naw!

Toad ran off.

Toadsworth: I'm out!

Toadsworth also ran off.

Peach: OH, YOU USELESS TWATS!!!

Grape: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


Grape transformed.

Peach: Sweet Mother of God!!!

Grape: *EVIL LAUGHING*ย HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... I AM IMMORTAL!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Stella: She's so big!

Grape: Now, Peach & Stella... you will die!!!

Peach: NO!!!

Grape grabbed Peach & Stella.

Peach: AHH... LET GO OF US!!!

Stella: HELP US... I CAN'T EVEN FLY OUT!!!

Grape: Don't worry, you two... this will only hurt a lot!!!

Peach: NO!!!

Grape: *EVIL LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... I LOVE THIS JOB!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

*STONE HIT*

Grape: Ow... who did that?!

Mario: HEY, ASS LICKING WHORE!!!

Grape: Huh?!

Meggy: LOOKING FOR US?!?!?!


Mario & Meggy appeared.

Grape: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Mario: Welcome to Stanley Park, Grape... the Heart of Liverpool!

Peach: OH GOD!!!

Meggy: Don't worry, Peach... we'll save you!

Peach: No, I meant that I'm in England's biggest Crap-hole.

Mario: You know what? Let's leave, Meggy... Peach doesn't saving.

Meggy: Yeah, let's chip.

Peach: NO... GET BACK HERE!!!

Mario: Just admit that you're not winning the League... My Liverpool are miles ahead of you!

Peach: JUST SHUT UP, AND HELP US!!!

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Grape: What are you two supposed to be?! It's not Halloween, yet!

Meggy: I'm Meggy 'Anne' Spletzer... the Killer Cowgirl.

Mario: And, how are you supposed to protect your shite from Criminals?

Grape: How?

Mario: HIRE A SAMURAI!!! :D

Grape: SILENCE!!!

Mario: I didn't know that you were a Mongol.

Grape: What?

Mario: You're gonna die in a Tornado.

Grape: I SAID; SILENCE!!!

Meggy: Now, we can do this the easy way... or we can do this the hard way.

Grape: Do I have a choice?

Mario: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Mario threw the Samurai Sword.

*SWORD HIT*

Grape: ...

Mario: Ha-Ha... you can't do ought, can ya?

Grape: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Grape threw Peach & Stella.

Peach/Stella: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!ย ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Meggy: Um... Mario? I think you've pissed her off.

Mario: Oh come on... I usually piss everyone off.

Grape: YOU TWO ARE FIRST TO DIE!!!

Meggy: RUN!!!

Mario: TRY TO CATCH US!!!

Mario & Meggy ran off.

Grape: GET BACK HERE!!!


Meanwhile...

Peach: *grunts* Ugh...

Toadsworth: Are you okay, Princess?

Peach: What does it look like, Toadsworth?!

Stella: It's no use... she keeps getting stronger and stronger!

Bowser: I'll stop her.

Peach: Are you nuts?! She'll knock you out in 1 hit!

Bowser: *sigh* I'm out of ideas...

Peach: YOU'RE MORE USELESS THAN MARIO!!!

Toad: Ha!

Peach: You were the same, you useless sack of Potatoes.

Toad: *sniff*

Toad fell to the floor.

Toad: Peach, that was not very nice... you hurt my Heart! โ˜น

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Stella: Anyways, Mario & his Wife are out there and Grape is chasing them!

Bowser: Looks like Grape is chasing them at the other Football Stadium!

Peach: What?

Bowser: Anfield.

Peach: I'd rather stick Samurai Swords in my Eyes than go to Anfield.

Toadsworth: Weren't you at Anfield when Man United were playing there.

Peach: *sigh* Yes, but that was an Away day.

Stella: We're outside a Stadium.

Peach: Stella, this is Goodison Park... the home of Everton.

Stella: But Peach, Mario is in danger... and you're saying you're not helping! He helped us when we were confronted by Grape! WHAT THE HELL COULD WE DO?!?!?!

???: *CLEARS THROAT*


A group of Theets appeared.

Theet 1: It's dangerous to go alone... take these.

Peach: What the hell are these?

Theet 1: Sparkle Spirits!

Theet 2: We're placing our trust in you!

Theet 1: Once you take these... you will transform into Radiant Peach!

Peach: I'm listening.

Theet 1: When you transform... you'll be able to try to take down that Grape Monster... once and for all!

Peach: Gimme those Spirits!

Toadsworth: Princess, are you sure?

Peach: I'm gonna save the Theatre!

Toadsworth: But Peach, I'm--

Peach: No If's, No But's, No Coconuts!!!

Peach took the Spirits.

Peach: Out of my way, everyone... it's time to finish this!

Toadsworth: Good luck, Princess... for all our sakes!


Back with Mario...

Mario: AHH... I tripped!

Meggy: So did I!

Grape: Well well well... looks like the buck stops here!

Mario: Oh yeah? You and what Army?

Grape: My hands!

Mario: Oh come on... they don't count!

Grape: Any last words?!

Mario: Pingas!

Grape: Fair enough!

Meggy: Oh god... we're gonna die!

Mario: At least, we get to die outside our Home Stadium!

Meggy: *sigh* I suppose so!

Grape: GOODBYE, RATS!!!

Peach: HEY, GRAPE!!!

Mario: Wait... P- Peach?

Grape: OH... WHAT IS IT, NOW?!?!?!


Peach appeared.

Peach: You're gonna have to get through me!

Mario: What in the Queen Elsa are you wearing?!

Peach: I am... Radiant Peach! And, it seems you've picked the wrong team to mess with!

Grape: Well, isn't this cute? Why can't you just die, already?

Peach: If anyone is gonna take these idiots down... it's gonna be me!

Grape: Oh... I'm gonna enjoy this!

Peach: Me & You... up in the Sky, right now!

Grape: BRING IT ON!!!

Peach & Grape flew up into the Sky.

Mario: What the frick is happening?!

Meggy: We better get moving!

Mario: I feel like I'm dreaming.

*KICK*

Mario: Ow!

Meggy: Are you dreaming?

Mario: I wish!


Later...

Peach: GRRR!!!

Grape: *EVIL LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... is that the best you can do?! My hands are like Shields! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Peach: Where's your weak spot?!

Grape: You'll never know!

Peach: *panting*

Grape: I see that you're running out of Power!

Peach: Hang on... let's time out for a sec!

Grape: Fine.

The battle was paused.

Peach: Why is your name; Grape... anyway?

Grape: That's none of your business!

Peach: Oh yeah? What's with you and Masks, anyway?

Grape: What makes you say that?

Peach: Because, you turned those Theets into Masked Sour Bunch enemies!

Grape: I just wanted my own Theatre, that's all!

Peach: Are you a fan of The Masked Singer or something?

Grape: Wait... what?

Peach: Do you watch; The Masked Singer?

Grape: OMG, I love that show! Have you ever watched it?

Peach: I sure have.

Grape: OMG, that show always surprises you... like you have to guess what Celebrity is behind these Costumes and--

Suddenly...

Peach: YAHH!!!

*BEAM SHOT*

Grape: OUCH... MY WEAK SPOT!!!

Peach: Looks like you didn't see our tricks coming, for a 3rd time.

Grape: *sigh* For Christ's sake...

Grape fell through the Sky.

Grape: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Peach: That will teach her, a lesson.


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