Meggy: *humming*
???: Meggy! Hey, Meggy!
Auri turned up.
Meggy: Oh, hi Auri.
Auri: You are not gonna believe what I did today!
Meggy: Go on.
Auri: I am now an official Mushroom Kingdom Police Officer!!!
Meggy: OMG, Really?!
Mr. Monitor: Yep, his police exams and training was a complete success. His crime-fighting dreams has become a reality.
Meggy: Wow that's awesome, Auri!!!
Auri: I now get to fight crimes all over town, I'm very proud of myself.
Meggy: So, did Mr. Monitor teach you call signs and the police alphabet?
Mr. Monitor: I sure did, he now knows how to spell his name in Police language.
Meggy: How do you spell it?
Auri: Alpha Uniform Romeo India.
Meggy: Wow, what's my name?
Auri: That's easy, it's Mike Echo Golf Golf Yankee.
Mr. Monitor: He even knows radio communication.
Meggy: That's good to know.
Radio: All units from Sierra Oscar... reports of an IC-3 Inkling Female, early-20's with head injuries. She's unconscious.
Auri: One second, Meggy.
Auri grabs his radio.
Auri: Sierra Oscar from 30, show us attending! ETA 7 minutes. Over.
Radio: Received.
Auri: Right, we gotta go!
Meggy: OK, good luck.
Auri: Come on, Mr. Monitor! Take us to Inkopolis!
Mr. Monitor: I'm right behind you!
Meggy: See you later, Officer Auri.
Auri and Mr. Monitor drove off.
*POLICE SIREN*
Meggy: Ah... well done, Auri.
Meanwhile...
Mario: Give me a drink, Bar-Tender.
Bar-Tender: You got it, Mario.
The bar-tender makes Mario's drink.
Mario: Thank you, Bar-Tender. Here's £10 and keep the change.
Bar-Tender: Cheers.
Mario was on his way to his usual seat when he saw an Inkling.
Mario: Oh um... hello.
Inkling Boy: Oh, hi.
Mario: You're an inkling.
Inkling: And you're a human.
Mario: Mind if I...
Inkling: Yeah, of course.
Mario sat down next to the Inkling.
Inkling: Wait a sec, you're one of those humans who won Splat-fest about 18 months ago!
Mario: I am, are you a fan?
Inkling: Well, sort of. I was surprised how humans actually did better than any other Inkling or Octoling.
Mario: Well, you're looking at the 2020 Champion right now.
Inkling: My name is Dylan Cumber, BTW.
Mario: Hi Dylan, It's-A-Me, Mario.
They shook hands.
Mario: So, what brings you here in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Dylan: Just having a day out, I came by Train.
Mario: I used to come to Inkopolis by Train, as well. Well, actually the 1st time I went, I fell in a Warp Pipe or a Portal.
Dylan: How was life as a Champion?
Mario: It actually felt great. In fact, it was so great, I found love.
Dylan: Did you?! Who with?!
Mario: Meggy Spletzer.
Dylan: What?!
Mario: Yep.
Dylan: 'THE' Meggy Spletzer?!
Mario: Absolutely.
Dylan: Wow, that's... um... amazing?
Mario: Why confusion?
Dylan: Nothing. But I actually know her, we used to be best mates at school!
Mario: Oh, wow.
Dylan: It's true.
Mario: Yep, the poor girl went through a lot when she was a child. Parents died, beaten up a lot, and even got raped by her own boyfriend.
Dylan: Oh... um... did she?!
Mario: And when I met her, I changed her life by making her dreams a reality.
Dylan: Okay.
Mario: And then, a year later... we are a happily married couple.
Dylan: NO WAY!!! You got married to 'THE' Meggy Spletzer?!?!?!
Mario: I sure did.
Dylan: You're so... lucky...
Mario: Wow, you should see Meggy right now and you could surprise the hell out of her!
Dylan: Yeah, I should. Shall we drink together?
Mario: OK, then.
Mario/Dylan: Cheers.
*CLINK*
Later... Meggy arrived at the pub.
Meggy: I can't wait to see my hus...band...
But then... she saw the Inkling.
Meggy: Wait a minute... is that...
She realised who it was.
Meggy: *GASP* OH NO!!!!!
Meggy rushed out of the pub.
Mario and Dylan turned around.
Dylan: What was those loud foot-steps?
Mario: I don't know.
Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle...
SMG4: Why are you sucking on a lemon?
Bob: I'm not gonna be a weak man, I need to impress the ladies.
SMG4: Weirdo.
Meggy rushed in.
Meggy: *heavy breathing* OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
Tari: What the... Meggy, what's wrong?!
Meggy: I need a Gin & Tonic!!!
Tari: Um...
Meggy: With No Tonic!!!
Meggy rushed to the kitchen.
SMG4: What's up with her?
Tari: I don't know. Meggy, wait up!
SMG4 and Tari also rushed to the kitchen.
Bob: Guys? GUYS, MY TONGUE'S BURNING!!! AHH!!!
At the kitchen...
SMG4: What happened? Did you break an nail?
Meggy: Shut up!
Tari: Oh come on Meggy, don't be drinking half a bottle of Gin & Tonic. Tell us what's wrong?
Meggy: There's something I need to get off my chest.
Tari: Okay?
Meggy: I saw Mario with...
SMG4: Another woman?! Aw, that's married life for you.
*SMACK*
SMG4: Ow...
Meggy: I saw Mario with an Inkling Boy.
Tari: And?
Meggy: That man is Dylan Cumber!!!
SMG4: Okay?
Meggy: That's my ex!!!
Tari: What?!
Meggy: That's the guy who raped me about 5 years ago when I was an inkling!!!
SMG4: Then, what the hell is he doing here?
Meggy: I don't know, but whatever he's doing. He's having a drink with my husband! And I'm not gonna let that whiny little creep be friends with my husband!
SMG4: Well if he's your ex, what does he look like?
Meggy: He's got blue hair and a ponytail.
Tari: Are you sure it's him?
Meggy: Yes!!!
SMG4: When I played Splatoon, there a bunch of clones of this Inkling you're describing.
Meggy: Well, this one actually took pictures of my naked body when I passed out.
Tari: I think SMG4 has got a point.
SMG4: As Dhar Mann always says; 'Never Judge a Book by it's Cover.'
Meggy: But guys, it's him!!!
Tari: Come on baby, let's watch Bob destroy his own tongue.
SMG4: Okie-dokie.
SMG4 and Tari left.
Meggy: Fine, I'm gonna take care of this myself.
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