The groups make out sesh was interrupted by a small white sneaker kicking them. They all looked up to see a small child.

"Hola Soy Dora!"

The creature said in a cheerful tone. Then, the happiness faded off of her face and she began to bluntly recite something. 

"Era un día normal en Gravity Falls, Oregón. Bueno, tan normal como Gravity Falls, de todos modos. Dipper Pines estaba leyendo su libro y Mabel, su hermana gemela, se preguntaba qué estaba haciendo......"

Thomas, Y/N, and Shrekustussusy got up from the ground, bewildered.  The creature looked as if someone super glued a bowl onto her head. She continued to ramble in taco language. While Y/N and Tommy hated the child, Shrekky seemed so intrigued by it. He laid down on his beer belly and kicked his feet, paying attention to every word the bowl head said. 

" 'Ahora no', dijo Dipper en voz baja. 'Estoy tratando de decodificar esto'. Estaba mirando un criptograma que decía: "XSLFA QBE QXZL YBII". Dipper estaba oficialmente perplejo. No podía entender lo que significaba. Y le parecía muy misterioso..." The girl rambled. Y/N rolled her eyes and began to read her book. 

It was a book that none of the other girls would read. It was The Holy Bible! She bit her lip slightly while tucking her mouth behind her hair.

Thomas nudged Y/N's shoulder, but because of her token concentration, she didn't notice. Thomas the Tank Engine nudged her harder and Y/N annoyingly looked at him.

When Y/N turned, her gut sunk. Thomas looked horrified. His pupils were smaller than a rotten MnM and his pale grey skin was pure white. Y/N looked over to see what was going on.

There he was. His green feathers glistened in the dim light while his pink nipples dripped milk on the carpet. He was so sculpted this time and loomed over Y/N. His hands looked as if he could crush Y/N's skull.

"Spanish or Vanish" The Bird said. Y/N froze as Duo tackled her, holding her throat. "Help-" Y/N gasped, waving her hands at Thomas. He didn't respond. Thomas was still paralyzed in fear and Shrek was listening to taco girl. Y/N was defenseless. Duo sunk his claws into Y/N's throat, causing her to gasp for air.

Y/N clawed against the carpet, trying to reach Thomas, while the bird's grip got tighter. As Y/N tugged on the carpet once more, she noticed something. There were bloodstains all over the carpet she was grabbing at. She turned her hand and saw blood dripping down her fingers. As Y/N had this realization, she began to puke blood all over the carpet. Duolingo Bird's power must have gotten so strong she was dying. Knowing this, she clawed her way to Thomas and tapped a hatch on the side of his train-like body.

The hatch popped open, revealing a small black notebook inside. Y/N grabbed it hastily, trying not to faint in her hazy state. Duolingo realized what she was doing and scratched her wrist, but by then....it was too late. Y/N had used her blood-stained fingers to write Duos name in the Death Note.

"NO!" Duolingo Bird said in Spanish as he faded out of existence once again.

Everything faded to black.