In D102

Felix kamre main ghusta, haatho main laddoo ka dabba lekar, aur jaise hi darwaza khula, uske muh par udte hue ek takiya aaya.

"What the..." he mumbled, watching two grown boys throwing pillows at each other. Aur itne pillows the bhi nahi, toh dono gire hue takiye utha kar reuse kar rahe the. Yeh hain hamare desh ka bhavishya -- reduce, reuse, recycle. 

Par Felix ki awaz sunte hi dono ruk gaye, aur ek gilehre jaise dikhne wala praani bolta, "Yeh Dracula ki awaz kaha se aayi?" 

"Naya banda aaya hai, bewakoof," doosra lamba sa insaan bolta, and Felix gulped. 

"M-M-Mai hu Fee Lelix- I mean, Lee Felix," andar andar hi andar, iski aatma khatam ho gayi. 

"OH BHAI, TERI AWAZ!! TU KYA ISS COLLEGE KA AMITABH BACHCHAN HAI?" gilehra bolta. 

"Aaj khush toh bohot hoge tum, HAIN?" bijli ka khamba bolta. 

"Na na, mai doctor banunga," Felix let out an awkward laughter, and jab koi aur hasa nahi, toh woh khasta aur kehta, "Aap logo ka naam?" 

"Mai Hwang Hyunjin," bijli ka khamba kehta. 

"Aapne iske jaisa item dekha nahi hoga," the other guy spoke, "Aur mai aapki mayi ka laal, Han Jisung." 

"Mayi ka laal Jai Kishan," Hyunjin hasta, aur sabko shaant dekh kar woh kehta, "Michael Jackson? Mayi ka laal Jai Kishan? Come on!!" 

Felix and Jisung visibly judged him. 

"Tu kya yeh look de raha hai, bade muh wale?" Hyunjin said to Jisung, "Logo ki dil bade hote hain, iska muh bada hai." 

"Saale chhipkali, tera saaman kho gaya toh mujhpe blame daal raha hai?" Jisung shot back. 

"CHHIPKALI KISE BOLA, VIJAY MALLYA KI AULAD?" 

"VIJAY CHACHA PE GAALI NAHI SUNEGA MAI!" 

"Achha achha, kya hua?" Felix tried to calm them down, and when the two still didn't calm down, usne apne dil pe pathhar rakh kar bola, "Laddoo khaoge?" 

"Laddoo?" Hyunjin aur Jisung, dono bhookhi aatma ne puchha. 

Felix sighed, "Mere pass hain." 

Hyunjin aur Jisung bhaagte hue Felix k pass aaye aur toot padhe. While eating, Hyunjin noticed freckles on Felix's face. 

"Aye tere freckles kitne achhe hain!" 

"Thank-" 

"Agar mere gali ki Jyoti aunty hoti toh tujhe Mederma scar removal cream ki puri ad de deti." 

"What?" 

"Iski mat suno, Felix babu," Jisung pulled Felix's arm, "Iska sirf thopda sundar hai. Andar se mujhe pata hai yeh kaisa hai." 

"Achha? Kaisa hu mai?" Hyunjin Akshay Kumar jaise pose karke khada ho gaya. 

Jisung continued, "Yeh apni chaddi nahi dhota hoga. Pakka." 

"Tujhe kisne bataya bey?" 

"TU NAHI DHOTA? BHAI MAI MAZAK KAR RAHA THA...!" Jisung aankhe phaad k khada reh gaya, aur Felix ko bas yaha se jald se jald niklna tha. He'd probably go to the Dean's office to get his room changed. 

But trying to get this matter resolved, he asked, "Tum lad kyu rahe the?" 

"Yeh insaan mujhe gate par mila tha," Hyunjin ne apna satsang shuru kiya, "Aur tab mera saaman mere pass tha. Phir isne kaha k hum roomies hain, aur phir mereko ladki taadna sikha raha tha. Hum kamre main pohoche, and lo and behold, mera saaman gayab!" 

"Mai kya Aladdin ka Genie hu jo tera saaman uda dunga?" Jisung protested. 

"Nah bey! Tu Koi Mil Gaya ka Jaadu hai. Utna hi chhota sa hai tu!" 

"Chhoti bachhi ho kya?" 

"Arrey re, Tiger Shroff ka fan hai yeh! Satyanaash!" Hyunjin dramatically cried out. 

"CHUP KAR!" Jisung sharam main chillata. 

"MAKE ME!" 

"NO HOMO, BRO!" 

"GUYS!" Felix finally yelled. Paani gale tak pohoch gaya tha iska, "Dean se puchh lo!" 

"Woh kya hamari chaddi baniyan ginne k liye baitha hai?" Jisung bolta. Ladke ki baat main point tha. 

"I mean, you could go to lost and found!" 

Hyunjin and Jisung stood silently, "Yaar... yeh toh socha hi nahi..." 

"Kyunki jaha soch, waha shochalya," Hyunjin spoke. 

"Chee!" 

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So D101 aur D102 k jawan mard bahar nikle, and ek doosre ko dekh kar intro dete, of course, and then headed to the lost and found room of the hostel. Jimin and Felix shared a look, aur dono ki aankho main dard dikh raha tha. 

"Hi, babes, chalti hai kya 9 se 12?" Taehyung bit his lip, and the lady attendant on the counter of Lost and Found room spoke, "9 se 12 hostel main khaana milta hai. Woh miss kar dega toh bhookha soyega kya? Chal, hawa aane de!" 

Jungkook snickered. 

"Um, hello? Kim Taehyung ka luggage kho gaya hai-" Jimin began speaking, and Hyunjin intervened, "Arrey! Mera bhi! Haath mila dost!" 

Taehyung and Hyunjin shook hands, and Felix sighed.

Jisung bolta, "Madam, inke bags jaldi de do please. Subah se dimaag khaya hua hai isne." 

The attendant brought out two bags and said, "Jiska jo bhi hai, dekh lo." 

Hyunjin grabbed a bag first, and sabse pehli nikli ek... bra? 

"That's my bag," Taehyung hastily grabbed the bag and the bra. 

"Tu... bra pehenta hai?" Jisung questioned. 

"Hatao isko mere saamne se! Hatao!" Jungkook ne aankhe band kar li. 

"Nahi! Yeh meri ex ki hai. Uski yaad main yahi pada hua hai ab mere pass. I miss you, Premlata!" Taehyung cried out. 

"Yeh ladki ka naam tha ya ladki ki dadi ka?" Jimin questioned. 

"Dadi itni hot nahi thi uski," chai garam, coffee garam, Taehyung hamara besharam. 

"Chalo, at least luggage mil gayi na?" Felix spoke, "Ab ash ki zindagi jeeyenge." 

"Bachho, kal se classes start hain. Jao, jeelo apni zindagi," the attendant interrupted. 

The six boys groaned, and Jungkook questioned, "Ab kya karna hai?" 

"Laddoo khaate hain! Felix laya hai!" Hyunjin suggested, and an agreement passed through the crowd. 

Felix sighed, "Kaha phas gaya..." 

(a/n: jdhsdfnajdjazjd pata nahi kya tha yeh XD 

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