XXX-XXX-XXX

TUESDAY

hi daddæ

who is this?

uhhh the love of ur whole damn life?

hello keiji darling

i am not sure who changed your contact to 'XXX-XXX-XXX'

MEFNKGNEFER

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

BOUTTA FIGHT A HOE

SQUARE UP

BITCH

NSDKFNWE

U DIDNT EVEN SAVE ME AS A CONTACT????/

?????

LITERALLU GONNA BEAT A BITCH UP

😐🤜

ok, you are not akaashi, my love does not text like this

EXCUSE YOU

UR LOVE???

MS GURL

HOLD MY DAMN EARRINGS BOKUBRO

oh yes, the earrings you were wearing today made you look attractive kuroo

a gib?

GIB = GIVE

ahh, thank you

ILY

ILY

ILY

wait how did u know it was me?

did u already memorize my number

smoothhh

no.

i dont have you as a contact,

therefore your number is displayed above.

apologies

WAIT

HOW DID U KNOW I WAS WEARING EARRINGS TODAY

social media

BUT I TOOK DOWN THE PICTURE WITHIN SECONDS

U HAVE POST NOTIFS ON FOR ME

FOR LIL 'OL ME

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

goodbye, bokutō needs me to change the towels

BUT ITS 22 / 10 PM???????

YOU CHANGED 'XXX-XXX-XXX' TO 'KUROO 💟'

it's just a heart, it's not like he'll ever find out.