Fanfic credit: Jennyan

"REALLY CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR MIND. HUH, DARLING?" HE SAYS, RIGHT AFTER YOU VIDEO CALL HIM.

"IS THAT SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY AS SOMEONE WHO TEXTS ME ALL DAY LONG?" YOU ASK.

"HMM...IF THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO KEEP YOUR ATTENTION, I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL." HE CHUCKLES.

"WHY DO YOU EVEN MANT MY ATTENTION SO BADLY ANYWAYS? DON'T YOU HAVE SOME THING ELSE TO DO, MR. 'SUPERHACKER'?"

"I COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU. YOU'RE THE ONE TEXTING ME BACK IMMEDIATELY. IT'S LIKE HAVING A TREAT IN FRONT OF A DOG, I THINK IT'S CUTE WHEN YOU GET EXCITED OVER MY TEXTS."

"HAH. ISN'T IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?YOU'RE THE CAT COMING UP TO ME, PURRING AGAINST MY LEG FOR A SPRINKLE OF AFFECTION. I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO IGNORE A LITTLE LOST KITTEN,"YOU SAY.

"LOST LITTLE KITTEN, HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU SEE ME AS?" HIS GRIN GROWS.

YOU SCOFF, "WHAT ELSE WOULD I SEE YOU AS?"

"I DON'T KNOW. BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT YOUR CAT," HE SCREEN SHARES A VIDEO OF YOU IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS WHERE YOU CALLED HIM ATTRACTIVE.

YOU GASP, "YOU'RE PLAYING DIRTY! HOW COULD YOU RECORD THAT!"

"HOW COULD I NOT? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY SHINING MHEN YOU'RE WITH ME." HE SAYS.

"FUNNY WAY OF SAYING YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE." YOU ROLL YOUR EYES.

"MAAAAAAYBE I JUST LIKE SEEING YOU PIECE IT TOGETHER. YOUR INTELLIGENCE ALWAYS ASTOUNDS ME.

"IT'S NO FUN SOLVING A TWO-PIECE PUZZLE," YOU WAVE YOUR FINGER AT HIM.

"IT KIND OF JUST FEELS LIKE YOU CAN'T MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO CALL ME PRETTY."

"YOU'RE PRETTY," HE SAYS AS HE LOOKS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES. HIS GRIN FADES INTO A SOFT SMILE.

HE CONTINUES, "I CAN COMPLIMENT YOU ALL DAY LONG. YOU'RE GORGEOUS. YOU'RE *SO* ATTRACTIVE. MY HEART BEATS FASTER EVERY
TIME I SEE YOUR FACE...BUT WHAT GETS ME BLUSHING HARDER IS THE LITTLE TAUNTS THAT YOU THROW AT ME." YOUR FACE FLUSTERS AND YOUR LIPS QUIVER. YOU'RE SPEECHLESS.

HE COCKS HIS HEAD AND HIS COCKY GRIN RETURNS, "YOU DESERVE SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COURAGE TO CALL YOU PRETTY. BETTER YET, SOMEONE WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN CALLING YOU BEAUTIFUL. AND I WANT TO BE THAT MAN SO, HERE I AM."

YOUR HANDS ARE COVERING YOUR FACE AT THIS POINT, "YOU'RE PLAYING DIRTY!"

"I'M HAPPY TO PLAY DIRTY IF THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE. I'LL PLAY ANY VILLAIN IF YOUR SMILE IS MY REWARD.