whimsical_girl_357

"You're going to die." She whispered.Dumbledore chuckled awkwardly, patting the eleven year old reassuringly, "I'm one hundred and fifty one, that's a little inevitable I'm afraid, my dear."The first year shook her head softly, a little frustration creeping into her expression, "you're going to die in eight years. Professor Snape's going to spell you off the astronomy tower, sir."Delphi Lovegood is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery, with a side serving of Crumple-Horned Snorkack.Is it any surprise the Weasley twins can't keep their eyes off her? But why is she so reluctant to look back? What does she see?…

jooblooboob

Gerard is a senior in high school, and really has no idea what he's gonna do with his life afterwards. He hardly notices the short, black haired Frank. Until fate, destiny, memes, or maybe just dropping a pencil brought them together.Gerard's 13 year old brother, Mikey, is a shy, awkward kid in 8th grade. Until an outgoing, slightly emo Pete Wentz rolls into his class.Also get ready for some side characters and side ships because I'm tRASH.(written by tato all the way through)(um tw suicide, depression, ANXIETY, all that jazz)…

awkwardlyweirdjunk

This is a book of how I interpret the brawlers' backstories so if you don't like it...tell me about what you think in the comments!A lot of times I just see the comment section covered in cobwebs...Shelly: Some chapters in here are directly linked to @lordhelix475's book, be sure to check that out.Me:STOP BREAKING THE 4th WALL!!???: And uhh check out @HikariCecefox27 's account, that account...well...go ahead and see for yourself in the account info.Me: uhh...D? I don't think it's a great idea to come out in this form...…

ArtisticZenith

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!!This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think during long shower routines?!☺😊 Please read!A LOT of Indian Relatable stuff as well, so you'll will definitely love it as well :)Though it seems there are many chapters, each chapter is just a sentence so it'll hardly take you an hour to finish the book. A few excerpts from the book:•You aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of not being alone in the dark.•Why is there a fruit named Grape fruit when there's already another fruit named Grape. • Never say, "Could there be anything worse than this?" to an extrovert. We tend to have a very wild imagination.•Accent is just the tongue's font.•You have fingertips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not fingertip.And more such fun, relatable stuff inside!Highest Ranked #1 in brain teasers, #1 in Roasts and Humor #1 in thinking, #1 in Thoughts and Feelings #1 in ShowerFeelings and #1 in Fun ans Relatable. You've gotta read it now!!!READER'S OPINIONS:"This book is ABSOLUTE GOLD""Deserves more than millions of views""Dying of laughter, this is so relatable and accurate""The best book I've read""Amazing work! You really make my brain work hard, learnt a lot""Tagging all my friends and followers to read this great book""The author is so smart and hilarious at the same time. I'm speechless at how well-written,concise, accurate and humorous this book is! It's a must read and deserves more recognition"…

Kessho_Yuki

LOOK FOR PART 2Alternative Title : 权门毒后Author : 颜若优雅The reborn poisonous queen Shen Liang looks like a fairy, beautiful like pearls and jade, but he is fierce to the enemy, has the name of the calamity of the stars, and the Qingping King Pei Yuanxian who died in his infancy at an early age is handsome and uninhibited, but he is in charge of 100,000 iron armor guards, cold-blooded and ruthless, a scourge of the star, a lone star of destiny, who is afraid that only God knows."Congratulations to the princess, the princess is a happy pulse, it has been almost two months. The imperial doctor with an old face smiled out of the chrysanthemum folds, Pei Yuanxian narrowed his eyes and slowly touched Shen Liang's stomach, feeling the slow squirming inside, and retracted his hand in fright."Cool and cool... The child is moving!Pei Yuanxian stuttered in a scream, Feng Feng's eyes were old and round, Shen Liang was powerless to support his forehead, and his face was expressionless: "Your family is pregnant for two months? It was my stomach that was hungry."Poof...""···"Everyone laughed, Pei Yuanxian said that he was very wronged, he had never given birth to a child, Liang Liang did not love him, it must be, uncomfortable, want to cry!…

LeeVille98

Kamaiyah and Chris have been through the storm. Lost one another and found themselves right where they needed eachother. Kids, Divorce and Death couldn't keep them apart... but can they put that all behind them to build their forever? And will the game ever let them?…

iced-matcha-latte

Everyone knows about Karan Johar's latest ploy to get out of bankruptcy - hire a bunch of youngster actors, take them across America where they dance and kiss each other's necks, and charge a ridiculous price so he can afford more selfie sticks for his pouty instagram pictures. You have a twerking nine-year-old, a very short boy who's trying incredibly hard to hide his (lack of) height, a girl obsessed with losing weight, a woman who is awkwardly older than everyone else, a confused handsome man who is caught in a fake relationship, a self-absorbed rapper who refers to himself in third person, and a guy no one cares about. And the king of this train wreck, the ONE AND ONLY KARAN JOHAR.But between the kissing up and fake cute group selfies, everything is not what it seems. Join Meenal as she tells you what's REALLY happening with the Dream Team. ;)Disclaimer: This story contains twerking by little girls who think they're hot but are sadly mistaken. It is also written by a PMS-ing teenage girl who likes throwing shade. ~NO HATE. Okay maybe a little. This story is purely humor, please do not get offended, as I will be making fun of EVERYONE, regardless of who I like. If you are easily hurt, then kindly do not read. :) I will not tolerate any bs. Thank you and enjoy!~…

strangerpluto

I'm gonna put some of my thoughts and deep personal shit in here for the entire internet to have access to and make myself vulnerable.…

once-upon-a-star

A list of Zodiac Sign Scenarios.…

Darkknight123457

https://m.shubaow.net/41/41926/Author: Yin YunranCategory: Danmei FansRelease time: 2019-05-14Latest: Chapter 76 Feng Falcon Extra StoryDanmei Fansfinished294,000Bamboo shoot little monster Lin Xiaozhu: "What should I do? The developer who built the resort wanted to overthrow the eighteenth generation of my grandparents and replanted peach blossoms to attract customers!" Vixen friend: "Marry into a wealthy family, learn about it~" Developer Feng old man: "Five Elements I want my grandson! I will give birth to a little demon grandson, not to mention the bamboo forest, the resort will give you." So, after marriage, Lin Xiaozhu was teasing, secretly, awkwardly... Feng Jingbo discovered that the newlywed wife could cure the problems that had plagued him for many years. Insomnia! Feng Jingbo's strength favors the bamboo shoots: "I'll give you all the resources, darling, don't tease it, okay?" Later, Lin Xiaozhu, who had just become a father, quickly packed up his burdens: "Ah, after repaying the favor, you can continue to practice at home~ ps: 1. Bamboo shoot fairy Xiaoshou vs mild-mannered black-bellied Xiaogong, this is a favorite article, attack favors…

attack0on0phandoms

Japanese words and their meanings! [Thank you, so much for 422k reads. Ahh I'm so awkward. I just woot woot].I do have a second book of Japanese Words, it will have some of the same words in here and this one will be having some little edits made to it.Highest rank- #12 (The highest ranking this book has gotten, in random).…

_ilovedajanoskians

Just random things that I come up with…

emilywtsn_

Aunt Ember cleared her throat. "Niylah will be taking over as queen soon enough." "Don't you need a husband for that?" I stabbed a waffle. "Don't you need a husband for that?" I mocked. "What if I wanted a wife, you ignorant jackass." "You don't want a wife," Cairo said with confidence. "How would you know?" His eyes met mine. He didn't say a word, he just kept staring. I did not back down. Though, he was right. He knew me very well. "Okay, that's my cue," Aunt Ember coughed awkwardly. "I'll leave you to sort out your differences. Niylah, you may not want a wife, but perhaps Cairo would consider a husband." He choked on his water.…

DCr3ativ3Abomination

Originally by @Flickering_FoxI adopted their bookDick Grayson. Everyone thinks he is an average kid. Everyone thinks he is just Bruce Wayne's ward. That one quiet kid that stands in the crowns awkwardly.Yet he is more than that.Now who would expect that Dick Grayson, the perfect quiet child, is actually Wren, a mischievous and agile villain.Wren, a huge threat to the justice league as he knows their identity.The answer is: No one.But what happens when the young justice capture Wren and Dick Grayson goes missing? Will his secrets be revealed?Unlike the original story this is reversed bat family…

awkwardlyme17

When 14 year old Emma's parents die and her older brother and his dreadful newlywed watch over her, she must learn to find love elsewhere. Even if it's from somewhere she'd least expect it.…

coffeeandcringe

*WARNING* This is in NO offence of Bollywood or any of its portraying actors/characters. This is just me pointing out to the surreal creations of Indian Cinema, And highlighting some things that give those from the 90s a feeling of -- The iconic nostalgia.…

angrysouffle

-The one where the rollercoaster they’re on gets stuck on top of the hill for an hour and Dean starts hyperventilating while the hot stranger next to him starts awkwardly reciting bee facts to keep Dean occupiedWritten for a Summertime AU prompt posted by Aileen Rose paper (paperclothesline) on tumblr…

iloveyousketdance

I wanna hear your beating heart tonight.-Ellie Goulding (Beating Heart)Note:Requests are open and most of the titles are titles from songs.…

hopeangel11

Tim Drake and Bart Allen go on their very first date to a Sushi restaurant.Things get awkwardly and interestingly funny! :)A DC Comics and Young Justice One Shot! My very first one! YAY! :) Been having an obsession with DC Comics characters that I ship! These two are just too cute to pass up!Google them if you don't know who they are.…