poisonousfrank

this is a joke lmao…

Br4ttYCl0wN

I'm doing this cause I'm a simp and I want to feel loved…

Koifsh

JUST PLEASE IGNORE THISedit 08/08/22: MY POOR FUCKING NOTIFS-…

milowritestyrash

Hold up partner, everything plus the author's notes here are SATIRE! For the love of history, don't take this seriously, it is for da MEMES! This is the sequel to the Sovireich parody I created. Throw in all the memes and be sure to stop by at Argentina's Convenience Store for bleach and rat killer.…

DarlaCassic

MATURE CONTENT, +18 ONLYWhen Andy starts a complex and steamy love affair with her new boss, she discovers there's more to his arrogant facade than she originally thought.⸻Andrea "Andy" Walker has landed her dream job at Kelex, a company she's admired for years. Her new colleagues have welcomed her with open arms, including the charming and sweet Oliver. But her infuriatingly attractive boss isn't so welcoming. Alexander "Lex" Coleman seems determined to drive her crazy.Despite her best efforts to resist him, Andy finds herself increasingly drawn to Lex's good looks and razor-sharp mind. As the tension between them heats up and their working relationship becomes more complicated, the line between personal and professional blurs.Can she have it all, or will she have to choose between her career and the man she can't resist?⸻"I'm telling you," I insist while he gets something from his nightstand. "I'm good. We effectively fucked you out of my system.""Great." He's back with a condom, and he's getting hard again. I'm not well-versed in men's anatomy, but it isn't something that should be already happening, right?I'm still not over it when he puts on the protection, throwing the empty package on the floor. Stunned, I don't protest or resist when he flips me around like a ragdoll, and it's only when I'm on all fours before him, my knees on the edge of the bed, that I understand what he wants."Wait, I need a brea--"My complaints die in my throat as he pushes himself inside me with a slow but implacable thrust. Then comes the wet touch of his tongue, drawing a burning line in the hollow crest of my spine between my shoulder blades. He nuzzles his way up until his mouth is an inch from my ear."Now, we're fucking you out of my system," he threateningly mutters.Oh, God...⸻This is a rewritten version with a better pace and fewer mistakes. You can find the full-length story on my profile.…

imnotthebestgirl

as the title says(with some disventure camp thing or not)----------#1 on cryingrn (02/05/2024)#1 on bark (???)#1 on whyyoureadingthis (24/06/2024)…

HeraHarker

A modern Pride and Prejudice story. Only sexier.Mira is a refugee, starting a new life far from home. She has to deal with her troubled past, her son, and her enigmatic boss, while her only weapon is her killer sense of humor.It's a slow-building love-hate story, witha strong female lead;two control freak lawyers, fighting for dominance, in denial of their feelings;an alpha discovering his submissive side;lots of humor and humanism.~73K words~~~Warnings:- Mild language. Characters talk like white-collar workers usually do in real life.- Chapter 43 has mild sexual content. It isn't very graphic, it's emotional, rather, but if you don't want to read about it, just skip it. It won't affect the story.~~~Featured:- WP Romance's Read Together and Head Over Heels reading list- WP ChickLit and Women's Fiction reading list- WP New Adult's Romance reading list- WP Adult Fiction reading list- WP Classic Authors Twisting Austen's Magical Moments reading list- WP Retold reading list~~~Reviews:"You have a lot of literary elements going for you: your style is chock full of subtext, humor, and intelligence. There's a careful craftsmanship in world-building, character development, and theme."Scripturam Awards"A truly unique story with a quite remarkable a plot! It has the ability to convey the emotions stirred within the characters to the depth of readers heart!"The Graphomania Awards"I am beyond impressed with this work. The characters feel real; three-dimensional. The narration does not feel forced in any way, it flows as it reads."The Dream Awards"Some books lead with suspense and cliffhangers that even if you don't want to continue the book you do so just to sate your curiosity. But then a rare gem like this comes along and without any cheap tricks it pulls in, you just continue and keep reading it and you may not even know when you reach the end."Shadow City Awards…

HoneyMabel

If your looking for a story primarily based on Joe Hill...congratulations you've found it! This is going to solely based on his love life more then anything. Of course have the rest of the family included here and there with different things but this is mainly about him, finding love in this crazy new world of his! Follow along with him!…

obsessedlimelight101

Just a book with a bunch of why don't we imagines for all my fellow limelights!!!(Notice!! May contain cussing, smut scenes and maybe some boyxboy in future. Just a heads up)…

msabz36

When the second wizarding world war has just finished in 1998 the people of the future travel back to the time of their parents to try and change their horrific futures along with many others.Dear students of 1946 and 1978,We do hope you're enjoying your morning but we have agreed it is about time we interrupt you. I know you may find this difficult to believe but this letter is from the future and I know now seemed like the only time you will ever have to fight but the First Wizarding War does not end well.Nor does the second.Yes, the second.Those that hadn't died, barley survived it. There were so many losses and events that could have been avoided. Which leads us here. We want to change the future and avoid a tremendous amount of loss that the Wizarding world council has agreed we'd all be better off without. All because of a manipulator. Your so called angel.In this envelope you will find eight movies enclosed made up of the memories of total of four specific people, these eight movies could save us. Watch with your own risk.And help us, see you soon,H.P, A.P, A.B, R.W- Mischief Managedstarted : 24 . 04 . 22ended : -PS: ✓COS: ✒️POA: ✗GOF: ✗OOP: ✗HBP: ✗DH: ✗…

UltimateKaaji

"𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤. 𝕆𝕟𝕖, 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕨𝕠, 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕞."--------------------------Y/N L/N arrives at a sudden place...figuring out he died, he can have any wish granted by going into another world and defeating the evil devil king. But he isn't doing this alone...with a newfound friend Kazuma and apparently a useless goddess Aqua, maybe he can speedrun his adventure?…

SlayersRevolution

[cover drawn and edited by yours truly] Rhythm D. Jade. Jumping Jade. The Beat. These are all names for the great single pirate with a 210,000,000 beli bounty on her head. When she meets up with Monkey D. Luffy, the join forces to save an island in the grasp of pirates, and in the way find more than just treasure and a few new scars.…

buxy04

Ella Sawyer had not expected to end up with Easy Company when she had enlisted as a nurse. But who could have known that the Army decided to experiment with women in combat? Thrown into the world of soldiers and paratroopers, Ella quickly has to prove that strength can have many froms.…

GivenYouTheStars

An X Reader fanfic about the reader's adventure in Soul Eater. This is a Death the Kid X Reader, Soul X Maka and Black Star X Tsubaki fanfic with some Marie X Stein in it. However, it is mostly about the story. Enjoy! I do not own Soul Eater. SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ANIME AND THE MANGA. DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! NONE OF THE PICTURES/FANART I USE IN THE STORY ARE MINE, INCLUDING THE COVER…

SimpleTimes1

Various small stories about the reader's life as Lena's wife. Prompts by: Janafo28…

lorlelay

Cover art is not mine, it belongs to:Bobby @ media tab on Twitter(I did some editing to the original photo)Hey there! Thanks for checking out this story. I won't really be doing descriptions that much as I want to keep the story a surprise! Anyways hope you enjoy ✨✨…

INKY_RoseStar

Coronavirus be kung flu fighting us right now[2019-2020]…

rickkaee

★ | in which, an actress has a nice life, she has everything but the length of her life is, well, the opposite. she was given a second chance to be reborn in her favorite manga, "oshi no ko". what life choices will she make when she meets the characters she loves? MANGA SPOILERS!STATUS : OngoingSTARTED : June 05, 2023FINISHED :© rickkaee…

Tyjoloseph

An old FNaF one shot that I forgot about and just found a YEAR later.…