I've burnt my foot on straighteners

I've burnt my foot on straighteners

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An innovation in fanfic brought to you by the esteemed author of Connor my favourite "straight" white male also known as ConnorxLED. Now you thought you'd read it all until today. You thought I couldn't get weirder than shopping Android with lights. You're wrong. Tom Riddle X the 8th horcrux You weren't expecting this I betcha!Written by someone whose never read Harry Potter and kinda watched the movies (PSA: there's a burn mark on my foot and it hurts do I need medical attention?)…

Straighteners (one shot)

Straighteners (one shot)

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One shot. 1000 words. Mia & Shibby friendship. Shivian mentioned. Mialotte mentioned. 🖤…

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 ✷ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴇʟꜱᴏɴꜱ (1)

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 ✷ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴇʟꜱᴏɴꜱ (1)

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𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠, 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚𝖡𝗎𝖿𝖿𝗒 𝖲𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝖩𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝗅𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖼 𝖲𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗓𝗆𝖺𝗇, not that she knows that Alaric is her father, though.𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋?𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 after looking for her for more than thousand years? 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 is the deal with 𝗍𝗁𝖾 '𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖭𝖾𝗐 𝖮𝗋𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗌' and the prophecy with her name on it?.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚[𝖳𝖵𝖣 𝖲1- 𝖲4] - [book one: straight to the heart][TO S1-S4] - [book two: when the stars go blue]𝖮𝖢 𝗑 𝖬𝖨𝖪𝖠𝖤𝖫𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖲 OC x 𝖬𝖨𝖪𝖠𝖤𝖫𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖲 + 𝖬𝖠𝖱𝖢𝖤𝖫 𝖦𝖤𝖱𝖠𝖱𝖣 [book two]𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽: 𝖩𝖺𝗇𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗒 8, 2024 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽:Previously known as: you've got the love…

My Boyfriend's Girlfriend

My Boyfriend's Girlfriend

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WATTYS 2022 AWARD WINNER☾ ˚✩ ⋆。˚ ✩ ˚✩ ⋆。˚ ✩ • ☽"You had an idea?" She laughed lightly when I reminded her. Her laugh was easily contagious, I couldn't help but not laugh with her, even if it was just a small nostril-flare kind of thing. "Yeah, I do." She turned to me slightly, and straightened her posture. "You've seen John Tucker Must Die, right?" She asked, and I summoned the most 'no, duh' expression I possibly could give her. "Perfect. Let's John Tucker the hell out of that motherfucker."☾ ˚✩ ⋆。˚ ✩ ˚✩ ⋆。˚ ✩ • ☽Abby Reynolds is your average high school senior who's just trying to ace her AP exams to get into her top schools, be a good daughter to her parents, and a loving girlfriend to her boyfriend. When Abby's perfect relationship is ripped to shreds, she fetches a plan to get revenge - with the girl she should hate most. Abby's about to get more than she bargained for, and learn more about herself than any college entry essay could ever teach her, and it's about to come in the form of Tessa Oliver.…

Octavius (WATTYS 2016)

Octavius (WATTYS 2016)

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| ranked #1 | | 4.24.16| | completed | | wattpad featured story 8/17/16 || winner of a collectors edition WATTY 2016 |"How many times do I have to say this until you accept it? Those people are mine, those soldiers are mine, you are mine." I freeze. "Well," I straighten my spine, tightening my fists," I am not to be owned by anyone, least of all you. And my people aren't either. I will not allow you to do this.""You won't allow me to?" He scoffs. "And how are you going to stop me?""If you do not call off this awful plan, I will reject you, as my mate." highest rank: 1…

1 | BUSTED! ━ Peter Parker ✓

1 | BUSTED! ━ Peter Parker ✓

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❝ you are totally busted, spidey-boy! ❞PETER PARKER X FEM!OC SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING UNFORTUNATE HEROES BOOK ONE…

Taurus (Stray Kids Bang Chan)

Taurus (Stray Kids Bang Chan)

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What does your Zodiac mean to you? Is it a random label with no significance? Or does it define you as a person? What if it meant so much more than that? That it determined life and death?***When the world over populates, teenagers between 16 and 19 must fight for survival in an arena where their allies are unknown and enemies surrounding them for twelve hours straight. Trust becomes a foreign word and betrayal is right around the corner when life is threatened greatly by friends. Would you be able to survive?Highest rankings: #1 in Chris Bang#1 in Stray Kids Chan#1 in CB97#1 in Chan Stray Kids#1 in Stray Kids Bang Chan#1 in Bang Chan Stray Kids#3 in Chan#6 in Bang Chan#11 in Chris#12 in Stray Kids#45 in Science Fiction…

A Captain And A Madman

A Captain And A Madman

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En route to an urgent humanitarian mission, the U.S.S. Enterprise D stumbles upon a strange sight; a blue, wooden box stranded in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power. Its occupant, a strange, seemingly British chap stranded in a universe that is not its own. The challenge to the Enterprise's crew seems straightforward enough; learn if this strange occupant is really who and what he claims to be. But for the Doctor, the questions he face are far more troubling... and, should he find the answers he seeks, he may well wish he hadn't. (Cover is a placeholder til I can find something more original. If anyone happens to be handy at crafting covers, assistance would be much appreciated!)…

The Camp - Phan

The Camp - Phan

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Straight camp - a horrible place where people are sent to become straight. They will beat you, starve you, and torture you until you are "cured." But not anymore. A group called the Rebellion, lead by the proud lesbian Rosa, is ready to break free. Seventeen year old Phil Lester is nervous to go, but is convinced by the one he loves, the beautiful Dan Howell. Will they make it out together and be free, or will the torture and pain persist on and on...?(Warnings and triggers: rough language, derogatory words, angst, thoughts of suicide, self harm)…

Death Pays a Visit : Myrtle Clover #7

Death Pays a Visit : Myrtle Clover #7

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At Greener Pastures Retirement Home, leisure time can prove perilous.When psychic (and hubcap retailer) Wanda Alewine pays a late-night visit to Myrtle Clover, she urges the octogenarian sleuth to head straight to Greener Pastures Retirement Home. But Wanda doesn't want Myrtle to consider the Home's dubious amenities-she wants Myrtle to prevent a murder seen in a vision.Reluctant Myrtle investigates with sidekick Miles, who seems a lot more interested in Greener Pastures than she is. As the duo digs, they uncover more than just Sudoku and Scrabble-they discover a sinister undercurrent... with murder as its outcome.Praise for Myrtle Clover Mysteries:Publishers Weekly: "Myrtle's wacky personality is a delight."Mystery News: "Wonderful cozy mystery: solidly written, well-plotted and funny."ForeWord: "The treat here is Myrtle's eccentricity, brought to life with rich humor and executed ...with breezy skill.""I hope I'm half as lively as she is when I reach my 80's.." Amazon Reviewer"Sassy and funny as ever" Amazon Reviewer"Myrtle is a feisty lady and I enjoy her wit and ability to figure…

Whipped - I. Lightwood

Whipped - I. Lightwood

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"Damn girl, you've got me whipped"Evangeline 'Evie' Fray had never quite been the definition of normal, it wasn't until her 18th birthday that she started to learn why.|Shadowhunters Season One|Started: August 2017Finished: Feb 2018First edit: June 2018Second edit: June 2020Re write - Youth I Lightwood. April 2021Credit: _tooprettyforprison_ circa 2017…

The Blue Light {Branching Out - Book I}

The Blue Light {Branching Out - Book I}

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"Knighted you shall be, Anakin Skywalker," Yoda said, his voice trying to be calm and wise, but it only grated on Anakin's nerves. "A general, the Republic needs. Lead a battalion of clones, you will."Anakin stared at Yoda, then at the other Masters. His gaze fell on Obi-Wan, who sat in his new seat, looking all calm and collected, as if nothing about this situation was strange or wrong. The Council, the Republic, the clones, the war-it was all barreling ahead like a speeder with no brakes, and no one seemed to think that maybe, just maybe, they were heading straight for disaster.The silence stretched, the air thick with tension. The Council waited for his response. They expected him to jump at the chance-become a Jedi Knight, a general, lead troops into battle. Save the Republic. Once upon a time, he would have jumped at the chance of being the hero.But now, is not then."Yeah, no," Anakin said finally, leaning back in his chair like he was bored out of his mind.…

His Clumsy Woman ✔️

His Clumsy Woman ✔️

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" I don't wanna blink, cause I am afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness"••••••An arranged marriage-a bond forged not just by families, but by fate. She's clumsy, adorable, and full of quirks, while he's the calm, steady presence who falls for her at first sight. In their world, love grows not from chance, but from choice and commitment, proving how beautiful arranged marriages can truly be.I throw my head back while laughing out loud at the girl who is hiding her face in the pillow. "I didn't know my wife has over thinking problem" I speak between my loud laughter while thinking about her cute misunderstanding."Let me dig a hole, please" she mumbles with her face bright red "you're adorable sweetheart" I grin while caressing her head gently. Spoiling her with all the love and pampering she deserves.A story of love, humor, and the trials that forge unshakable bonds, this romantic journey will keep you hooked with its mix of sweetness and suspense.Word count: 100,000-Cover made by: @the_vampgal…

Stray // Daryl Dixon

Stray // Daryl Dixon

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"You lose everyone, that's just the way it is now. Get used to it."The new world, where blood and dirt stained your body like it was your favourite perfume. Gore, misery, and death now come with the art of survival, everything that you once knew was gone. Scar Jensen, a fighter herself, loses almost everyone she held dear to her heart, that is until she meets an unlikely group of people. Fighting their way to survive in a world where the odds are always against you, love, tragedy, and heartbreak were inevitable. Who knew that people so different could become so close when in the face of death?#1 - zombie survival 11/18/2021 & 05/08/2022#1 - reedus 11/18/2021#1 - twdfanfic 12/04/2021 & 04/08/2022#1 - Daryl 01/14/2022#1 - Daryldixon 09/05/2022© All Rights Reserved…

Call Me Daddy [QT: CMD]

Call Me Daddy [QT: CMD]

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Short Title: CMDAlternate Title: 快叫我爸爸[快穿]Status: CompletedAuthor: Typewriter NGenre: AdventureTags: Family, Male Protagonist, Quick Transmigration, straight male, World HoppingSu Aobai used to be a bad son. In the men's slap in the face, he was a rich second generation who was outstanding in everything, but he lost his wits when he met the male protagonist. His family was wiped out, and the overbearing father was pissed to death; , he is the second generation of Xiu with excellent talent, the hero who was abolished because of a woman's ridicule, and the woman retired the marriage. In the end, the hero came back once he got the opportunity, and destroyed his sect, and the father of the suzerain died.Now, Su Aobai has become an old father, and has children who are as miserable as he was back then.Su Aobai refused at first, and the system promised him that he would be rewarded if he raised the favorability of his children. After that, he became really popular.Sure enough, what's the point of being a son, the father is the most embarrassingTentative world:1: Educated Youth Dad (End)2: Prodigal Dad (End)3: Foolish and Filial Man in Fu Baowen (End)4: Redemption Text Dad (End)5: Apocalyptic Trash Dad (End)6: Ruanfan Men Don't Be White-eyed Wolves (End)7: The National Husband of a Gold Digger (End)Content tags: face slap system fast travel cool textSearch keywords: Protagonist: Su Aobai ┃ Supporting role: sons and daughters ┃ Others:- Description from MTLNovel... √: NOT MINE! This novel was written by Typewriter N. You can visit mtlnovel.com for more info or just use the link provided: https://www.mtlnovel.com/call-me-daddy/√: First of all, I posted it here on watty purely because I wanna read it offline. I easily got irritated when the signal doesn't work so, yeah, much better this way (for offline purpose). Second, I thought, maybe there is someone out there who wanna read it too.√: Machine translated, mtl, poor…

Take Your Bows ~ L.S. AU

Take Your Bows ~ L.S. AU

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Eighteen-year-old Louis Tomlinson is the biggest theatre nerd on the planet. Ever since he played Danny Zuko in a high school production of Grease, he's been drawn in by the stage. Now he's a counselor at the summer theatre camp he's been attending for years, trying to balance theatre, football and a possible new relationship, all while still grieving his mum.Sixteen-year-old Harry Styles is at his first-ever summer theatre camp. He's far from the usual citizens of the dramatic arts; he's handsome, popular, and Straight. Straight with a capital S. STRAIGHT, in big bold letters. Century Gothic font. He's Straight, for god's sake. But when the pair's worlds collide in the camp's annual theatre production, will the music bring them together, or tear them apart?-----------------------If you want to republish, translate or rewrite, please DM me!SOON TO BE AVAILABLE ON AO3IN PROGRESSThank you for reading!! :)INCOMPLETE - CANCELLED…

idiot - steddie

idiot - steddie

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(revamp of a steddie book i scrapped)An idiot. That's all Steve Harrington was. A cold, hard idiot. All because he fell for a freak who went by the name of Eddie Munson.Life hadn't been easy with Vecna running loose all around Hawkins, mustering people up to believe it was, in fact, Eddie Munson killing teens like Fred, Chrissy, and even that basketball player Patrick. So when a group of four set out on a boat headed straight to the middle of Lovers' Lake at midnight, they slowly reel in what's about to happen when they discover an underwater gate to the upside down. A place Steve hadn't dreamt of going to since he was put face to face with a creature from their inner-dimension just last July. But as the situation unfolds, Eddie and Steve find themselves growing closer and closer together with each passing moment of their adventure to save Hawkins, and something more than a friendship blooms before them. A story full of repressed feelings, lust, and a hell lot of homos.…

Old Habits

Old Habits

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Auradon Prep goes on a field trip to the island. While there, Mal, Carlos, Evie and Jay have trouble keeping out of old habits. The kids from Auradon Prep realize why Mal is so mature. And not all of them, good.Characters and Descendant's Story line references belong to Disney Studios.I own Ben and Sophia (twins) and story line ideas not found in movieAwesome cover by @Mermaid_of_the_pack…

xikers texting » samsung smart head straightener

xikers texting » samsung smart head straightener

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hyungkisser: fuck hunterslayyyter: why me tfrainbow loom: we don't gaf if your bf doesn't give it to u yechan go do your dirty talk on dmshyungkisser: bitch don't get me started your sex life's fucking wattpad book qualitybasically a xikers texting fic with questionable quality and content 🙏 won't contain graphic smut (i hope) (everyone's high schoolers bitch no thanks) but contains lots of sexual jokes, innuendo, and swearing. so be warned ♡…

The Fighter and His Tiger (Unexpected Love #1)

The Fighter and His Tiger (Unexpected Love #1)

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Reillyn Cole had experienced it all. Grief.Pain.Heartbreak. And yet, still, the cruel world continued to throw hurdles in her unendingly winding path. Elias Ryker had grown up under tyranny. Despite problems of his own, he becomes the most likely to be able to save her. And she was the last anyone expected to actually want to save him. But she did. She wanted him. He wanted her.But fate didn't want them together. Now, they must navigate an overprotective best friend, a homicidal father, a psychotic brother, and a hilariously crazy grandma. But, will Rei ever get her happy ending? - - -"Boxer Boy, you don't really have a choice in the matter, you either help me or I squeal about your very illegal activities," I obviously wasn't gonna tell but he didn't know that so I silently prayed he wouldn't call my bluff.He leaned down so he was eye level with me, he smelt like apples too. "Why do you wanna learn how to fight tigru?"I tried my hardest not to let my gaze flicker down to his bare chest, but it was right there and very distracting. He cleared his throat making me shoot my gaze back to him as I hoped my voice didn't come out shaky, "that's my business, just like the reason you fight is yours."His jaw sharpened as he straightened and seemed to contemplate what his next move would be. I took the time to declutter my thoughts and focus on what I needed from him; fighting lessons, the opportunity to save myself one final time. - - -"I love the book overall. It kept me on the edge of my seat and it was full of emotion! I can't wait for the sequel to come out! This book had something for everyone and anyone; if you enjoy reading, you'll enjoy this book!" - Mackenzie"I read a lot and this is one of the best books I've read. If you are this young writing this good I cannot wait to follow your career." - danielchristinatin…