hellllllnah

I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES*Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle.Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot.But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split?Only time will tell.Warnings:- countryhumans - self harm- suicidal thoughts/actions- transphobia - homophobia - angst(Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)…

ditat_deus

GOING THROUGH SOME EDITING! The Confederate Battle Flag is alive- But it isn't what you might think. Dixie (as he goes by nowadays) has been stuck inside America's head all these years. First a voice of opposition, then blunt annoyance. Then council. He has changed. And America needs him more than ever.*may be offensive. Dixie is a good guy in this. Do not read if this offends you or if you are triggered by violence…

educateddummy

(Cover by hellllllnah)(TexasxCalifornia fanfic)California had a bad reputation as a dramatic bitch. Some said he was petty, hot-headed and a drama king. So when a night out at the bar turns into a one night stand with his best friend, his life immediately cascades into drama. He hears people call him a 'ho' 'slut' and 'prostitute' from behind his back, and his anxiety grows so bad it causes him to physically burn up. So what happens when someone unlikely helps him when he's in desperate need? Contains:- suggestive content- cursing - romantic interactions - no written smut, but a lotta making out- self harm- suicidal thoughts and actions - angst and pain- countryhumans - statehumans- loads of fluff…

hellllllnah

Every state is granted a special power upon joining the American nation. This power is a part of them, a fragment of their very soul, and they have to vow to use it only for the good of their nation. From elemental to straight up mystical, us states have it all. Every state has their own unique ability...Every state, except me.Howdy, my name is Texas, the lone star, the only state who didn't get sh*t.I'm not an indestructible diamond like Arkansas, or part animal like Florida, or a perfect little golden child like señor perfecto California who can just turn anything he wants to into pure gold.There has to be a reason I'm like this... right? There has to...And by god I'm gonna find out what that reason is…

hellllllnah

There are two races in this world, humans and Aerillian, which are humans with animal qualities, that can shapeshift into their animal counterpart. The Aerillian, once divided by predator and prey, joined together in hiding after the humans began to hunt Aerillian for sport. California, a young grizzly bear Aerillian, was always curious to see the world beyond the forest he and his people lived within. Texas, a young farmhand, is doubtful of the Aerillians existence, and is curious of their ethereal allure described to him by his employer, Spain.When these two young men's paths collide, secrets, strange new feelings, and a life-changing discovery turns everything they thought they knew about the other's race upside down.Warnings:- statehumans- countryhumans - the country and statehumans are all kinda just mixed together. There is no obvious separation between state and country, they're all just people - guns- and ships- hunting - idk, vegans?- gay stuff- not super gory, but people do get hurt…

hellllllnah

What do you get when a smooth talking himbo, a ditzy yet calculated male bimbo, a country boy who just wants to drive cool vintage cars and listen to bluesy Rock, and an insane madman living life on god mode are forced to become the ragtag group of 'agents' for a megalomaniacal Ohioan?That's right, a messFollow Texas: the cool loner type who is stuck as the dad of the group California: the right hand man and spiritual girl boss (but male)Alabama: the head engineer, getaway driver, and above all... guy who kinda got roped into this against his willFlorida: the Florida manAnd their boss, Ohio, who is definitely NOT evil, and is 100% NOT using these four states for his own financial gain, who would NEVER send them into harms way by omitting crucial information imperative to their survival for purely cruel intentions.Let the fun begin(Let's be honest with ourselves. This book is probably not gonna be updated at all after the first few chapters lol)…

edsheeranhater09

[OUTDATED !!] my headcanons for the us states! will include stuff about specific characters, general hc's, relationships, etc! enjoy ~allierankings: (bc i'm a proud bitch)#1- state 6/09/21…

RainbowWolf1107

all 50 states Only some states are related in my AU…

hellllllnah

(Sequel to Tiny Texas Time)Texas is all grown up now!!!!I know! I cried too!!!!…

hellllllnah

I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he isAnyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child(Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist)(Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)…

Basically-Canadian

Statehumans Zodiac! Hope everyone likes it! Cover art is not mine.…

Amaura1406

"Good is such a strange word, don't you think? You think that you're good and I think that I'm good, but we both think that each other is evil." The person huddling near my states whispered. "Who's really right if both of us are wrong?"I didn't know what she meant by that then, but I did now.It only took a lifetime to figure it out.Highest rankings:Countryhumans #1 (8-19-20)Statehumans #1(8-19-20)UN #1 (8-19-20)America #2 (8-24-20)Countries #1 (12-22-20)States #1 (10-8-20)RusAme #1 (10-19-20)Started on 5/27/2020 Ended on 5/27/2021…

ditat_deus

When the States are practically bored out of their mind, Hawaii has an idea! But can she stay focused on the game?…

RaccoonMania

Yeah... ok, so, Russia and America get in a fight, UN cuffs them together for a month in hopes to make them get on a friendlier level, or just to teach them a lesson. So... yeah, enjoy!will contain following ships:russia x americacanada x belarusireland x scotlandbritain x francenorth korea x chinasouth korea x japanand etc.Enjoy!…

ApeculiarChild2

After so many years as a territory, Hawaiʻi has finally become a state. That doesn't mean her struggles are over. Between finding her place as a state and coming to terms with the good and bad of her past, it's now time for Hawaiʻi to forge a new identity for herself and her people.…

the_commie_crow

States and Countries alike, but mostly states.…

LambertoMasibac

So, America has tried his best to keep his states from gaining attention, with only Canada and Mexico really knowing they exist, but what happens when certain states want the attention on them? Want the world to know they aren't just another peice of land?(SLOW UPDATES/if I don't post, it's either that I lost my acc or school.)P.S.: This is not one of those fan fics where America is entirely successful managing 50 kids and has all his kids blindly love him, like-NO SHIP STORY! & It's my first story so... Expect it to be bad. Really bad.The cover is MY artwork, yes I know it's stupid but I can't upload pictures on this computer I use.And English isn't my first language so thier might be grammar issues and misspelling :,)…

xXsn0wst0rmXx

This is basically going to be a load of Countryhumans oneshots, based around either my random ideas or readers' requests (though as this is now complete, they may not be used, sorry).Hopefully, this is enjoyable!Also, in a lot of these, there'll probably be a bit of an overuse of stereotypes, so don't say I didn't warn you! Of course, if I offend you, please let me know so that I can change what I say and hopefully fix the issue!Cover art isn't mine, credit to the owner. No images in this are mine either!…

greatgrasshopper

America stared at his papers. God, when was the last time he slept? He couldn't remember. He felt himself slowly drifting off. He slipped into the darkness, thankfully. After what felt like a second, he jolted up, due to UN screaming at him. Yep....That was him. The "stupid" "fat" "lazy" "arrogant" "rude" America. The one who supposedly stayed up late playing video games, or so he told everyone. Instead, he was caring for 50 states, 5 military branches, 7 territories and the capital. Don't forget NASA and NATO. So yeah, 65 children. Also, no one knows about any of the children, except for NATO and the military branches. And even then, America doesn't let the other countries talk to them. This is what he has to deal with.…

ApeculiarChild2

Tell me, what do you know about Hawaii? Sure, Pearl Harbor, it's the 50th state, proud Amer- wait, that's not quite right. Hawaii used to be a kingdom. She used to be strong, and she used to love America as a brother. From 1795 to 1893, we will take a dive through years of history of the 50th State of America, before she was even a territory. All told through the lens of Countryhumans. Second Book: Born Of Fire Third Book: Ova Da Rainbow…