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Beneath the Covers / DRAMIONE (COMPLETE)

Beneath the Covers / DRAMIONE (COMPLETE)

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(Best rankings: #2 in HERMIONEGRANGER, #4 in COMFORT, #11 in DRAMIONE, #11 in SNILY, #130 in SEVERUSSNAPE, and #150 in HURT) It's sixth year, and Hermione is bringing some potions to the Hospital Wing for Madam Pomfrey. Little did she know that Malfoy would be there and that the knowledge of that night would change their relationship forever.#patronusqueen07…

Matsu Box

Matsu Box

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A bunch of one shots about everyone's favourite NEET sextuplets. Heads up for crude humour, sarcastic narrating, a little bit of OOC and bullshit. This show is a train wreck, I highly recommend watching it.…

The Mute Girl | Rewritten

The Mute Girl | Rewritten

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The Mute GirlThat is what Jessica Graye has been called ever since a terribly traumatic event two years ago. She lost almost everything she cared about and can't seem physically to find her ability to speak. She won't be able to. It's gone and it won't be back. Some people say she's using her silence as a sick form of attention, others say she's just an introvert or shy. A fresh start they said. That's what she needed. Will that be the case or will the bullying follow her there, and throughout the rest of her life of silence?She loses everything, including her voice. [Original first chapter was up on Friday 1st November 2017]Copyrighted…

fav tumblr textposts

fav tumblr textposts

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Text posts which are amusing, funny, sarcastic and every other thing tumblr is. Oh and there are also tweets in here.…

The Beauty Of Grace

The Beauty Of Grace

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"I'm not an object for you to win." I mumble and attempt to walk away.Grabbing my hand, Noah spins me towards him and I collide with his chest."Too bad, I've got my eyes on you darling." He smirks while staring deeply at me.Just when he's leaning in, Blake jumps in and says,"You're coming with me princess." And then I feel myself get pulled away."Great,just great." I mutter unhappily.___________________________________________Bella Grace, not your typical highschool student.With a sarcastic attitude and humor as a coping mechanism, you're in for an adventure with her crazy antics and instinct to get in the middle of things.Noah Walker, a troublemaker badboy with an illegal job.Blake Andrews, a badass in a leather jacket,prankster and bad news.What happens when the two sworn enemies set their eyes on the same girl?Enter to that a person that anonymously texts her online,whose identity is yet to be revealed.Well, sparks fly,accidents occur and problems are bound to start.You're in for a ride!…

My Brother's Bestfriend

My Brother's Bestfriend

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UNDER MAJOR EDITING. He's her anchor and she's his treasure.Temi Wilson or as her friends like to call her "Tems" is your typical shy, bad anxiety, insecure, nerdy and sarcastic girl.Tosin Bamidele. The highschool sweetheart, the good grades-good looking boy. He's cocky, popular, confident and he is also Temi's brother's bestfriend.Temi relocates from London to Nigeria to stay with her brothers which means, new school,new friends, new everything. What happens when these two meet, will their world's clash? Or will polar opposite attract?…

My Favorite Quotes Book One   ~Completed~

My Favorite Quotes Book One ~Completed~

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A collection of quotes I've picked up from scouring the internet. Enjoy! Be sure to check out part 2!!…

The virgin & the bad boy (Gravity)

The virgin & the bad boy (Gravity)

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Sassy parkour runner Scarlett Banks, is mysteriously exiled from Mars. Arriving she collides with Dante Tyrell the Earth's resident gorgeous bad boy. A man so impenitent he doesn't hesitate to share his public dislike for Martians. Scarlett gives as good as she gets and isn't interested in someone who can't even say where he has been for the last year. However, Scarlett is now in a future Earth, where robots do all the work. The machines paying people to do, well nothing but look for the next party, the next drink and the next kiss. The robots think this sounds like a recipe for paradise but Scarlett isn't so sure. It would also be so much easier if she didn't keep running into the infuriating Dante. Into this Scarlett meets Io, a girl who was raised by robots in space. So much so that she might fail the test for being human and be sold off as a 'flesh bot'. This can't be good. With only her sharp wit, sarcastic earrings, and skills at parkour. Scarlett and her robot Kentro set out to stop her friend Io's 'reprocessing'. As for Dante, well that's a different matter.There was a note next to the bed."YOUR DINNER IS IN THE OVEN" it began followed by PTOon the other side, it had"THE OVEN IS IN THE PIZZA SHOP DOWN THE ROAD." Oh right.Think 'Jeeves and Wooster' meets 'The Martian' Highest #9 in Science Fiction A Kickass book from the authors of the popular #1 SciFi hit 'I'm a cyborg's pet'. Think of it as Cyborg's pet's Darker, funnier, more evil twin. ( look at the accolades, 3 of which are real ) @Crazy_Awesome I like badass Scar. xD @Pixielala I'm laughing too hard right now.... just so you know.... @SaroofHassan Everyone's looking at me weird for laughing out loud @RealDonaldTrump - this is absolutely the greatest book ever written, believe me. PG 13 - contains humour, swearing, loud music, flashing lights & nuts but is Gluten-free.…

Mooncrest Academy

Mooncrest Academy

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Twelve-year-old Anne never expected she'd attend Mooncrest Academy.Famous for its gorgeous uniform, castle, food (what? Who said food can't be gorgeous?) and ridiculously advanced academics, Mooncrest Academy is the finest school for female mages. The school has kept its perfect reputation for many years.But as Anne discovers more about her family and its connections with the school, she begins to realise that Mooncrest Academy is far from perfect.Above all else, she quickly finds out that a student's safety is at risk. And she might be too late to help...~A tale of humour, romance, magic, friendship and action. This is only the first of five books in the series! Updated several times a week.…

Story Land Welcomes You

Story Land Welcomes You

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You love short stories? Well, you come to the right place! This will be a collection of short stories featuring me, my friends, George, Francine, Loretta, Benjamin, and many more colorful characters! So, enjoy your time in Story Land!…

The Heilen' Cooboy

The Heilen' Cooboy

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A day in the life of Stephen the Scottish cow boy ('heilen' coo' is scottish slang for the highland cow native to Scotland).This was written for my higher English folio so it had a word limit so I didn't have much room to develop the characters. I might come back to this at a later date but in the mean time., enjoy!…

Sweet And Sorrow : The Teenage Life Of Jim

Sweet And Sorrow : The Teenage Life Of Jim

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The Story Revolves Around The Teenage Life Of A Boy Named Jim. The track shows How the 'Huge problems' For A Teen Are Simply Ignored Considering Them as Useless By The elder Members And how A Simple Teen Can Be Much More Than Expected ! :') . Story takes a turn when the young boy takes a step to leave his house out of frustration and tries to accomplish his desire of becoming an actor with his friends . Much more to come ahead :D…

For The Streets

For The Streets

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Evangeline, or as she prefers to be called, Eva Carter was a simple girl. Attend college, come home, reset, restart.... all simple things. A simple girl who fought fiercely, stood her ground, wanted to carve a world full of the finest substance of life, wanted to throw open all doors and cross all boundaries. Then came along a man in her life who wanted nothing more than creating boundaries for her. A spoilt millionaire thinking nothing could go beyond money. Not people and definitely not their wills and wishes. Alexander Vanderbilt - the owner of a multi-billion dollar company perfectly content with his life..... and suddenly his life is a complete mess over a fierce girl who doesn't seem to mind breaking expensive glass doors at all.…

CHASED.

CHASED.

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"You can't chase your dreams when your fears are chasing you" •Alison Woods, a girl who studies hard to accomplish her goals and is a little shy, cute and an INTROVERT. She can be a little bit too sarcastic sometimes. Chase Hartley, He is the Mr. Popular, your typical bad boy. He is a quarterback, a football team captain. He comes from a rich family. And he always wears that killer damned leather jacket.Both of them have their secrets, they have a past which they try to escape but somehow in an unwitting way they helped each other when they were CHASED...***This journey of Alison and Chase will have lots of churns and twist. This will go too far while being in the same place. This will let us know many things, many mistakes that we make, that we ignore.**Thank you so much if you decided to open this book and if somehow came across it and giving it a chance ♥Ranked #81 in teen fiction…

Me and you. I like that

Me and you. I like that

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"Excuse me" I whispered pressing my books against my chest. "You talking to me?" A husky voice said utterly confused. "Well there isn't really anyone else stood in my way" I muffled shifting my feet slightly. "You can see me?" He said lowly and slowly in disbelief. "I may not be as popular as you but we're not from different worlds you know" I chuckled bitterly."No, I just thought no one could see me anymore" he muttered."What do you mean?" I said, confusion aroused me."Well you see I'm not necessarily here" he said rubbing the back of his neck."Are you okay? Did you bump your head or something because nurse sue is in her office" I said pointing towards her office."No I'm fine, well no, I mean... I'm dead" he said now standing before me once again."Very funny" I scoffed, moving away to cross around him instead since he was clearly not going to move.***less detailed version of their meetingWhat happens when Jessica Stevenson, daughter of a millionaire is the only girl able to see Cameron Skye the former Mr popular. After an unfortunate passing he is left in a comma, if he completes his task he will be given a second chance at life. Do good they said, change a life In order to transform yours. But what does that mean? What can go wrong when the schools cocky, jerk Cameron Skye is jointed hip to hip with a sarcastic, rich nerd with hidden looks to kill. Transforming Jess into miss popularity is his former idea of doing good,but will it be what brings him back? Or will he come back? With only a limited time he must move fast.Love, drama, teen, heartbreak, friendship and humor all in one not to mention the continuous use of innuendos by yours truly Cameron.…

Before We Met [#Wattys2018]

Before We Met [#Wattys2018]

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- Previously known as 'Catch Me If I Fall' -'Ezra isn't like that. If anything, I reckon he'll see you as stronger. You've been so strong Cass; these past few years have been hell. And you've held us both together, even when you were on the verge of falling apart. I don't think anyone is as strong as you. Even when life decides to throw you through the depths of hell and back, you come through better. Stronger. Not many people can do that.'Tears swim in my eyes, and my lips support a weak smile. 'When did you become so wise?' He chuckles; drowns the rest of his wine in one long sip. 'When life decided it would be fun to screw with me.' * * * * * * Meet Cassia Matthew. Sister to Jonas Matthew and the daughter to deceased Dave and Mary Matthew. And oh, also, mute.A year and a half ago, Cassie was the victim of a horrible accident which left her with the inability to speak. Now she's in her last year of highschool, and she's hoping to get through it with her head down.Now meet Ezra. Smug, egotistic, rides a motorcycle and extremely sarcastic. Well, if you miss the fuzzy interior and teddy bear personality buried beneath all that. He's just moved to her school. And all thoughts of getting a normal last year have flown out the window.…