Sacarstic Remarks

Sacarstic Remarks

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just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!…

His Smile

His Smile

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Ashley Canton has always been the shy, timid, introverted girl, who tries as much as possible to stay out of trouble. She has average looks or so she thinks. She is anything but popular and isn't a nerd either. For someone like her who feels inferior, being in her final year in high school, she decides it was about time she became confident and focused more on academics.But there's a little problem, she has a crush on Grayson Wesley, her class's most gentle boy whom she has never spoken to before, and neither has he. During a test, Ashley felt someone burning holes at the back of her head, so in curiosity she turned, only to see that it was Grayson. She expects him to tear his eyes away as he's been caught by her, but he doesn't. Being persuaded by her friend to confront him, she does speak face-to-face with Grayson just to prove she can be confident. The aftermath wasn't something she expected at all, rather it was way better. Whatever happened starts the epitome of their love.But what happens when Ashley finds out that Grayson isn't who he portrays to be? Would she stay or let her feelings decide her fate?Highest Ranks#1 in inlove#3 in laugh#1 in Grayson#1 in ginger# 1 in trending#2 in smile…

Ethereal ◆ Shoto Todoroki x Reader

Ethereal ◆ Shoto Todoroki x Reader

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The perfect princess, soon to be the perfect ruler. It is your duty to find a husband and be a good queen. You are ready. Now, let the bidding begin.[Prince Todoroki Shoto x Female, Princess Reader]Rankings:#1 in anime out of 194k (2/15/21)#1 in xreader out of 116k (12/28/20)#23 in fanfiction out of 950k (12/22/20)#1 in royals out of 2.3k (12/16/20)#2 in todorokixreader out of 1.8k (12/14/20)#2 in anime-romance out of 1k (12/4/20)#85 in anime-fanfiction out of 5.5k (12/3/20)#7 in royals out of 2.2k (11/3/20)#40 in anime-romance out of 1k (11/3/20)#277 in anime-fanfiction out of 5k (11/3/20)…

Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie

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A seemingly chance encounter at the side of the road, a terrible car crash, and one infuriatingly handsome green-eyed monster hunter...life for this girl is about to seriously change.A few years after the ambiguous death of her father, twenty-one-year-old Rayne Adams meets Sam and Dean who introduce her to the world of the supernatural. As she starts to unravel the mystery her father died trying to solve, Rayne decides that becoming a hunter is who she was born to be. Joining the Winchester brothers on the road, the spunky redhead begins to learn more about the respective roles that Heaven and Hell have ordained for her to play as well as the mysterious connection between her and Dean that does not allow them to separate.…

Yugioh GX: Those Who Carry The Future

Yugioh GX: Those Who Carry The Future

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Basically the anime of Yugioh GX with my own OC thrown in. I might stop around the Yubel arc since the last arc was never dubbed, but you never know.I OWN NOTHING IN THIS. THIS IS PURELY MY own fanfiction of one of my favorite animes. I OWN ONLY MY OC.…

The King's Storm [Bellamy Blake]

The King's Storm [Bellamy Blake]

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Agent 'Storm' Emmerson is the only female guard on the arc, she also happens to be the most feared and disciplined guard of them all. The elite. Storm was selected to train a young Bellamy Blake, this was due to a screening process undertaken for all new-born children of the ark, in order to create pairings that will ensure a stronger and smarter population. According to the screening they were a perfect match for one another. Storm was high up in the guard and she was selected to lead a mission the chancellor had planned, one of the expendable population, she knew why she was sent. The 100 prisoners all got carted onto the dropship and Storm needed to blend in, which she succeeded in, until Jaha's video ruined her cover, alongside a face she has hoped to never see again. Bellamy Blake stood up, "They sent down the most expendable and most heartless of their agents, the one who would have floated each and every one of you on your birthdays"Highest Rankings #1 - 100 1.6.19#6 - the100 1.6.19#6 - octaviablake 1.6.19…

The Starting of the Lotus Legend

The Starting of the Lotus Legend

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Seraphina Lotus is a prodigy, a child of the prophecy and the princess of a clan that rivals the Otsutsuki clan. She lived happily with her family until one night, her clan vanished into thin air without a trace. Believing that they died or dimension traveled but couldn't bring her along for her safety, she leaves her hometown. Whilst wandering around she stumbles upon a fight between shinobis of the Leaf and rogue nin. She helps them take care of the rogue nin and joins them on their way to the Hidden Leaf. She joins the village and becomes a shinobi under a new identity as Himeko Masaki. She focuses on her training while looking for her clan without noticing that she's attracting people from left and right. Of all the people to get a harem, WHY ME?! None of the pictures belong to me! All credits go to the artists! I own nothing but the storyline, and my oc.Started: June 20, 2022Ended: August 9, 2022DISCONTINUEDMight edit later…

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 ↳ shoto todoroki x reader

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 ↳ shoto todoroki x reader

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Todoroki used his hand to lift your chin. He looked at your puffy (e/c) eyes before tracing down to your soft lips. "Why are you the only one causing me so much confusion?"┈➤ While struggling to get through a life-changing incident, you met a reserved boy, Shoto Todoroki. Outside forces seemed to pull you together, though he wanted nothing but to tear himself away. His pain has the potential to teach a heart like yours to forgive, even when facing him gets harder day by day.In a world bursting with violence and injustice, will a sweet, caring connection blossom between you two? Or will Todoroki distance himself, reluctant to give in to his father? And most importantly, how much are you willing to sacrifice to become a hero? Once your idealism set you ablaze, that thought seemed to have slipped your mind.┈➤ 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ˊˎ-𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ˊˎ-━━━━ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 ╮ ꒰ ongoing ꒱━━━━ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ╮ ꒰ includes coarse language, violence, drug references, slight (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵ ), etc ꒱━━━━ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ╮ ꒰ I do not own My Hero Academia. all rights are given to their rightful creators ꒱━━━━ 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ╮ ꒰ thank you @MOONSTXRSS for making the stunning cover! ꒱…

A Path Hidden From Others (bullied infinite male reader x crossover)

A Path Hidden From Others (bullied infinite male reader x crossover)

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you live in a world of quirks,semblances, and sacred gears. you (y/n) have a hidden power that you keep a secret causing you to be bullied. what happens if you suddenly snap and this power tries gains control of you?(I only own the story not the characters or the animes they came from)…

Loving Weird

Loving Weird

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Arielle sanders is definitely not your usual 17year old...she's a mini nerd...yunno, a nerd who doesn't admit she's one...a video game freak and also a makeup freak.What's interesting about her is that she doesn't believe in love....after her father left her mum and siblings she vowed to never loveOf course, it seems like love believes in her when she comes across Noel miller....billionaire hottie who's cocky..persistent and definitely doesn't know the meaning of personal spaceArielle doesn't want more friends but...life doesn't listen.Throw in a lot of betrayals, plot twists that you don't see coming, smut...hell a lot of smut, scary as hell revelations and you have yourself on the scariest roller coaster, which is basically well... Life.Brace yourself lovelies.…

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐘 ━━ 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐘 ━━ 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

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❝ 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣, 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣! ❞❝ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚. 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙖 𝙪𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 ❞ ❝ 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ❞ ╭┈ │ 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 / 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘾 │ ©𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙬𝙥 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 │ ╰────────✬( moonknight system x oc!) ( season 1 )…

Black Widow Imagines™️

Black Widow Imagines™️

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COMPLETED!For all those who saw Endgame and had their heart ripped out, this is for you. Imagines of Natasha Romanoff. Fluff. Angst. Gif. Smut. (No longer taking smut requests as of 12/18/19) (GxG , G!p)…

The Villains All Fell In Love With Me After Rebirth | BL, MTL

The Villains All Fell In Love With Me After Rebirth | BL, MTL

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Ji Ling transmigrated into the world of a book and has become an 18-year-old aristocrat of the same name in the Interstellar Empire. In order to get another chance at life, he must play his role perfectly, love the Imperial Emperor without second thoughts, and act as an obstacle to the shou. He has to use his own sinister schemes to bring out the shou's noble perfection.Towards the main lead, Imperial Emperor, love without second thoughts and sacrifice his life for him.Towards villain number 1, Duke, repay evil with good and get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou.Towards villain number 2, Marshal, sacrifice himself to help both of them and get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou.Towards villain number 3, Speaker of the House, give heart and soul to help each other to get his cooperation in dealing with the main shou.Just when he thought he could finally leave and enjoy a good life...The system said: The world collapsed after you died. Now sending you back to the initial point when you first transmigrated. Please do the mission again. Friendly reminder ~ both male and female villains have been reborn, please work hard and continue your efforts. The plot must be brought back on track. I have high hopes for you!Ji Ling had to do the mission one more time, just that ...Villain Duke: How could anyone not love such a cute little thing, hiding his soft heart under a pretentious facade?Villain Marshal: He is not as arrogant and domineering as he looks. In fact, his heart is brighter and kinder than anyone else.Villain Speaker of the House: You are my faith, my everything. I am forever willing to stand by your feet and clear your obstacles.Ji Ling: You all shouldn't love me. I love His Highness. I will always only love him alone!Male Emperor: What a coincidence, I love you too.Ji Ling: ... *I've re-translated the novel. So if the comments don't make sense it's because I decided to separate each chapter.(COMPLETED MTL)…

ILLUSION ▶︎ Kylo Ren {1}

ILLUSION ▶︎ Kylo Ren {1}

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{COMPLETED} (Under Editing)"I cannot direct you to one side or the other but I can guide you through your chosen side. If your chosen side is the dark then so be it. But if you feel better in the light I can guide you there was well. I just need your signal." Sol ran her hand down his arm until she had intertwined her hand with his. The Apprentice looked down at their hands. "If the Ben I remember is still in there. He will know what to do. Listen to him." She added.-----------------SET DURING THE LAST JEDISol Valara survived the massacre at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Academy. Fleeing on a ship with nothing more than a broken heart and conflicted feelings. She finds herself stranded on a planet run by the First Order who out to destroy anyone with connections to the force or the resistance. Too emotionally unstable to choose a side, Sol seeks out a grey lifestyle, teetering on the edge of light and dark. When she is reached out to by a powerful force, she is sent on a mission that may connect galaxies or break it completely. -------------…

Can You Relate?!?!

Can You Relate?!?!

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Random stuff that happens an my reaction is WTF..... Can You Relate?!?!…

Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

336,110 8,827 200

Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.***I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday!Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this book…

"Night and Ice Do Not Mix" *Winterwatcher*

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⚠️DISCONTINUED⚠️ The war between the tribes is finally over, and now the dragonets of the prophecy have a plan for lasting peace: Jade Mountain Academy, a school that will gather dragonets from all the tribes and teach them to live together, perhaps even as friends. Winter is nervous, he has never been around other tribe's dragonets and is determined to hide his emotions with a mask of coldness and harshness... But there is one problem. Moonwatcher. A Nightwing with strange and beautiful teardrop scales at the corner of her eyes. He feels a fluttery around her. He keeps denying that he has feelings for her. He keeps thinking, " I'm a Icewing and she's a Nightwing, we are sworn enemies." What will happen to Winter as his feeling grow and grow for Moon without him noticing? Love or hate? What if a prophecy meddles with their lives? Find out in this amazing book! Hope you enjoy!PROPHECY:Daughter of two moon nights, Shall be one of two to rewrite. Descendant of cold pure ice, Will sacrifice. Together they shall rise, learning along the way, Or they will pay a deadly price.You must seek the one with advice, But make sure you are precise.•••••• All rights to Tui T. Sutherland including the plot, except the POV... The first few chapters are from the actual book. The rest is mine.…

💚🧡Bakudeku & Kirikami One Shots❤️💛

💚🧡Bakudeku & Kirikami One Shots❤️💛

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Bakudeku and Kirikami are two of the most precious and awesome ships of all time, so it was only inevitable that I'd made a one-shot book to honour them! Each one-shot tends to be from 1000-5000 words (maybe even more?) and I'm not horrible at the quality/grammar, but there may be SOME errors in my writingOther ships I've made one-shots for:TodoiidaErasermicTsuchakoAnywayz, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it!~Spud🥔…

Jinchuuriki Izuku My Hero Academia AU

Jinchuuriki Izuku My Hero Academia AU

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Centuries after the 4th great ninja war the time of shinobi ends. After an era ends another comes, this era was the super-human society. Even after the end of shinobi era, one family, one clan survived: Uzumaki clan.The clan continued to protect the sacred knowledge of lost era until one predecessor decided to disband the clan and make only his family carry on the sacred arts after him. In time the family name kept changing from Hyuga, Hagoromo, Senju and then in the end Shimura.The story follows our main protagonist Izuku Shimura, son of Hisashi Shimura and Inko Shimura (former Midoriya). His life would be calm and it would seem as if everything will be alright, however that would be far from the truth.Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, My Hero Academia in anyway they belong to Masashi Kishimito and Kohei Horikoshi respectively. Pictures and gifs in this belong to their rightful owners I do not own any of it.Note: This is my 6th story that I wrote and first to upload, I have been working on it since last October. If you have suggestions or any constructive criticism I am all ears (or eyes in this case). Also English is my second language so be aware of some errors (and please be easy in the comment). I think that is about it, happy reading :)…

Let Go Of My Little Brother And Come At Me

Let Go Of My Little Brother And Come At Me

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放开我弟,冲我来Status : 93 Chapters (Completed)Author : 快递小咕Chu Suiyun, who had been rated as the "No. 1 Ideal Alpha of the Academy" for three consecutive years, is a little bro-con. His younger brother is obedient and well-behaved, a cute little Omega.But recently, he found out with a heartache that his younger brother was in love, and what broke him even more was that his younger brother was in love with a scumbag named Qin Miao.In order to save his younger brother, Chu Suiyun decided to interfere and break up the two of them.The quickest way was to let his younger brother realize Qin Miao's true face.Good brother Chu Suiyun decided to sacrifice himself, seduce him by pretending to be an Omega, and uncover the deceit and tr*sh under Qin Miao's golden outer appearance.His younger brother was on a date with Qin Miao at a restaurant. Chu Suiyun sprayed Omega-scented perfume, pretended to be dizzy while his younger brother was not there, and fell into Qin Miao's arms.Chu Suiyun: Ah, sorry, I feel dizzy.Qin Miao smiled: I will take you to a room to rest.Qin Miao was hooked, but he still hadn't separated from his younger brother. Chu Suiyun was angry and confronted him--Chu Suiyun: Why don't you break up, do you think my skills are not good? Scumbag!Qin Miao smiled with great interest: I have never seen an Omega like you.Chu Suiyun unleashed his trump card.He acted delicate and wept: QAQ, you have to break up, be responsible to me, you bit my neck.Qin Miao: Then let's get married.Chu Suiyun: ...?Not giving birth to a baby, not changing into an Omega, it's a strong fierce Alpha!-Credits to the original owner and the translator.…