The Book Of Stupid Puns
WARNING!: VERY CHEESY!!! Lol this will make you laugh...maybe.Full of Stupid Puns that hopefully will make you laugh! If you send in puns for me I will try to post and give a shoutout!Also thanks for the votes and comments!…
WARNING!: VERY CHEESY!!! Lol this will make you laugh...maybe.Full of Stupid Puns that hopefully will make you laugh! If you send in puns for me I will try to post and give a shoutout!Also thanks for the votes and comments!…
It's all in the name. I grasp the art of puns into a book (warning may cause severe face palming) (Being rewritten/added on)…
the title explains it all.warnings: lowercase, horrible humor, no specific storyline just yet.publish date: 2nd of november, 2020…
The title says it allAlso none of these are mine…
L-O-V-E: something that only happens in movies, books, and other fiction. I live in the real world. Heck, I have never even said that word. Bad words, I tell you.* * *Cassandra Evans does not believe in "love." Because of this term, people end up unhappy. She is the epitome of brutal honesty; one of her primary proclamations is "Everyone deserves the truth." She is strictly against lying and liars.Enter our foreign exchange student, Julian Aylmer. He is a happy-go-lucky ball of sunshine. He doesn't know the existence of the term "hate." The boy with the poke-worthy dimples cannot stand seeing the sorrow on her face. He makes a bet to help her experience what she has been pushing away.What happens when these opposites meet?Julian is keen on making Cassie feel the love around her, while Cassie is trying to teach this foreigner to see the reality. It isn't about making her fall in love, but rather making her realize the existence of what he calls a "beautiful illusion."Can Julian really change her mind? Will his "dah-ling" actually give him a chance?Hate vs. LoveMake your bets._______________Cover by PlurbitPromoted by TheDuffMovieWinner of Wattpad Spotlight Contest. July 13th, 2014-July 18th, 2015…
"But what if I told you, love isn't real, that it only exists in warm pages of a book, but not in real life" I asked, -------------------------Not your typical prince and princess story,at least Catrina wished it was,Catrina Hillstone a princess locked away for her beauty in her own castle;wished she would have her dreams come true when she married a prince, little did she know her life will take a turn for the worst, When she is broken,shattered and at her lowest and decides she can't take anymore, an unexpected prince will give her a helping hand, but little does he know, she doesn't want love anymore, but rather revenge, and to help her with this journey to revenge, she takes help from a werewolf, unaware he has the same motive as her, To Kill Bryce Pierce,But things will turn tricky for Catrina when the werewolf decides to save her life, but with a price and promise she's unaware of, a bite that will change her life forever, Will She Stick By The People That Care For Her? Or Will She Drown In The Greed For Revenge?-------------------------"So tell me little wolf do you want to punish those who have wronged you?" Daily updates, *This story contains some strong language, and topics of abuse, suicide and some mentions of assault, if not comfortable with these topics, this book may not be suitable for you*…
A compilation of all the seventeen imagines I have written, also on facebook. Taglish at english ito kaya its for everybody. May ships, may drama, may kilig at may iyakan, may tawanan din atah.enjoy!-kaye gee…
NOTE: I DO NOT OWN THIS.THIS IS FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY.Author:冰糖莲子羹Genre:Adventure, XianxiaStatus:OngoingThe genius cultivator Lin Xuanzhi didn't let down the world in his past life, yet he only betrayed a single Yan Tianhen.It was only when he had been backstabbed and killed by his closest friends, teacher and fellow disciples that he knew what kind of unforgivable crimes he had committed.After he gained the huge opportunity for rebirth, the Lin Xuanzhi who had climbed back up from hell swore to cherish the person that he had betrayed in his past life.…
A history project gone fanfiction. Meet Pi Lin; a soldier scared of anything mildly threatening, and Wang Peng (Wung-Pung); an aspiring baker who holds an unconditional love for pies. What happens when these childhood friends journey together on the Silk Road in a caravan from the city of Chang'an in China to Antioch near Rome. Will they be successful? Will love blossom? And what will a certain lady-friend *cough* Mulan *cough* throw into the mix. Despite the humorous summary, the story is actually written seriously because I had to be subtle as I was turning this in to a teacher. I will rewrite the story after I turn it in. Sometime before Christmas break, look for a story with the same title but with the word "rewrite" in parenthesis.…
[ON-GOING ; UNDER MINOR EDITING]PART ONE OF THE KWEK KWEK™ SERIESTropang Forever Together Kahit Walang Ganon.Isang groupchat na puno ng kabaliwan, kakabalaghan, kalibugan, at minsan kadramahan.I-mute mo nalang kung ayaw mong mag-lag cellphone mo.---[NOTE]I changed a lot of things in this story, including names of the characters. Pagpasensiyahan niyo na. Also, hindi po frequent ang pag update ko dito. I only update when I have spare time in this story.BOOK COVER BY @king-daniel-…
Book 2 (200 - ) :In her last life, as a cold-blooded assassin, she died without leaving her body behind and was reborn to the time when she was 15 years old with a supernatural ability.Teaching a lesson to the parents whom are jerks, playing around with the selfish younger sister, slapping the faces of weirdo relatives.Outstanding and high combat ability, who said that both looks and intelligence can't be applied to the same person? With that said, she got the attention of a military officer."You're suspected for the crime of murder, hacking into the general server system...... There's too many crimes to be listed, you need to be apprehended immediately."Song Ye raised her eyebrow and got onto the military officer, "According to Young Master Qin, if I want to be cleared off of those crimes, is there any good suggestion for it?"A certain someone's eyes darkened and said, "Marry me."*******************In the beginning, he recognized her as an interesting "boy", then as a younger "brother", and without him noticing she become his most important person. In the beginning, she met him as a military colonel, a dangerous person for her, as an "older brother" who care about her but she was always hesitating about being arround him since she is the leader of a rising gang, and he is a person working for the army, but whithout her noticing he become an irreplaceable person in her life. Dark and lightBlack and white And two cold persons... Warning : I just wanted to enjoy these novels anytime and chare them with you. So I'm just put them from Google translator directly and you will surely find many errors. Google translator. For offline reading and a good story for sharing. Rebirth Merchant: Wonderful Space Hunting for Military Officer…
A book filled with all things 5 seconds of summer related.…
"Why can't you understand that i love you!" Justin screamed at me. "I do! I just feel like everyone thinks we are..... different." I said trying to hold back the tears! "BECAUSE IM AN ALIEN! That's why?!? If you don't love me or want me just say!" Justin screams as tears run down his face. "I do love you, but I don't want you." I said letting the tears run down "Ok, I'm gone!" Justin says slamming the door behind him as he walks out of the house. "No don't go." I whispered crying. Alice Sparks: Normal teen till aliens invade their world but for peace, but the humans want them dead. Alice meets Justin and instantly falls for him, finding out that they were meant to be together. But Alice wants to help Justin prove to the humans that his people wants to just have peace with them. Justin Bieber: Alien boy, his people invades earth to bring peace. But the humans want them dead. But when Justin meets Alice, he instantly wants her as his, finding out they are soul mates. Alice and him want to prove to the humans that his people just want to bring peace.…
!!PT/BR - ENG!!How this post is playing out: these are scenes and WIPS of what one day will be my full fledged project. I just want to leave it on a site. Maybe someone is going to have fun reading it. Non-chronologic order, it's all bits and pieces still!Como essa postagem vai transcorrer: esses são cenários e trabalhos em progresso do que um dia vai ser a minha história completa. Eu só quero hospedar eles em algum site. Vai que alguém lê e se diverte. Ordem não cronológica, está aos pedacinhos ainda!!!SUJEITO A MUDANÇAS!!!!CHANGES TO BE EXPECTED!!btw the cover image is so old the character on the right got a whole redesign-------------&-----------Actual description:Sancreyeth is a journalist at the Clock of Vicenzo. He is known as the "reporter from nowhere" due to his constant ecstatic behavior, jumping from place to place at the drop of a hat.He is also well known to crack open seemingly lost cases and try his best to close them - sometimes, with success. Other times, limited by the VOLPI's whims. Up to this day he still tries to piece together, however, the case of the Acidic Town, his hometown. Over a decade ago, Crox Puntyalo became an unhabitable place overnight. Being only 14, he wasn't able to understand very well the situation, only absorving the fact that the air around was burning up his lungs and skin, as well everyone else's. While evacuating the place, he noticed a looming shadow in the distance, through the fog. He believes that was the culprit, but hasn't yet been able to prove it to the world at large, but something larger is buried under this sea of dreads... Something bigger than himself.…