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Je suis beau, je suis grand, je suis majestueux. Je suis le pissenlit, le plus brillant de la terre. Et là, vous vous demandez si je parle, mais non je ne parle pas je pense et donc je suis. Je suis le pissenlit le plus intelligent de la planète ! Je suis au milieu d'une allée improvisée dans un camping de festival le Midnight , un festival dans une petite ville de Belgique, un festival qui dure une semaine et qui est toujours haut en couleur. Chaque année, j'y suis et j'aime me moquer des festivaliers qui voyagent dans les allées du camp que je surplombe, j'ai l'impression d'observer des fourmis tellement les gens sont petits par rapport à moi. Est-ce que je suis prétentieux ? Peut-être mais un pissenlit comme moi vous n'en verrez qu'un dans votre vie.…

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As a reader and a writer, I've noticed so many different types of people in the comments section. I've decided to make this compilation of Wattpad users, purely out of boredom. Please don't take any of this as offensive, or use it offensively, as this is solely for my own fun.NOTE: This will not be in alphabetical order, and plagiarism will not be tolerated…

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Aurelia Williams' friends all want to be like the princesses in fairy tales, but she wishes she wasn't. Despite her child ingenuity, her life is just like the paperback copy of Cinderella her mother gave her before she died, only without the Prince Charming. Her step mother, Mona, and two step-sisters, Valentine and Valerie, won't let her ever live a life close to a normal five-year-old's.Her only escape is through writing, where she can forget about everything, and just be the character.When she meets Zander, a young, mysterious boy, the two worlds, fictional and real, collide. Can she manage to make everything right?…

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When the Soviet Famine hits Anya Vynnychenko's countryside home, her family has no choice but to flee the hunger-stricken country. Landing in a foreign country across the pond, Canada, Anya has to face the challenges of language, culture, and lifestyle while enrolled in an all English boarding school.…

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Up until a couple of months ago, Noelle was a normal teenage girl. She wore makeup, had crushes and talked on the phone with her best friend Eleanor. That was until she started seeing further. It started with a couple of flashes, an apple switching to a core and back, the hair on someone's head becoming shorter, then back to its original length. She never thought much of it until it was big things changing, leaving the future of the world up to her. If she didn't make the change now, who would?Further- All Rights Reserved (IT'S MINE!!!!)…

Elewing

Toute les images sont trouvées sur Pinterest!Je sais, la cover ne parle pas de LGDC 😂En tout cas, ici il y a pleins de pitis memes pour se divertir sur la guerre des clans! 🐱…

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Before you go any further, this is purely for my own fun, and is not intended to offend anyone. I would not advise you read this unless you are against the topic of social media, but am happy for someone to spark debate topic.Otherwise, I hope you enjoy my compilation of rants, as this is what my life has become.…

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Life after Ana and Finn moved out wasn't so easy for Sapphire and Hunter. Scott had changed, he was consumed by the guilt of his horrible actions, which lead to even worse for the six teens, leaving them stranded in an unknown world to fend for themselves.…

Kwonyul611

One shot mừng sinh nhật Black Pearl của chúng ta <3 <3…

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Three years later, Anastasia finds herself in Brazil, recently having graduated from the Children's Spy Departement. In her place, a new team was put together and Mr. Askins has given them the task of training the newcomers, to make an incredibly talented group, now known as S.O.P.S.This time I've decided to make it all in English, so you don't have to worry about translating.The Unravelling Future©Copyright- All Rights Reserved…

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Caspian is the last of his family. His parents are dead, his last hope, his grandmother, just having walked out on him. Forced into boarding school with the other hopeless, social rejects, he decides there is no point in doing well, at least, not until he met Briar. When the two go digging further in the secrets the principal's office holds, they are astounded by their findings, and must find a way to get out of the school as soon as possible.Gone For Good- All Rights Reserved…

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Being a Grammar Nazi, I constantly find little things in the world to aggravate me, whether it's as big as a billboard or as small as the Nutrition Facts label. I've decided to share a collection of these remarks and opinions to see if I'm the only one who feels this way.WARNING: If you know you are bad at spelling and are easily offended by this fact, I suggest you leave now.…

chelseatianna231

Chelsery Rhymes is an inside joke between _Pissenlit_, a special person, and I. All poems in this book are parodies using my name and nicknames. Please no hate, I just decided to publish this for fun.I put the titles of the original rhymes beside my made-up ones so you know the tune. I apologize, some of the words might be hard to put with the tune. We're trying to fix that.BTW Samir the Kitten, Thea Hess and Victim Fish are inside jokes too.Go check out _Pissenlit_ 's account.…

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This won't be so much of an advice book, more of a rant book despite everyone's thinking. Having a head of natural ringlets, I know exactly how it feels to break all the bristles on your hairbrush or all the elastics in the pack, and hope to relate to the people who decide to read this book.Despite the fact that I typically have warnings on all my rant books, this time I encourage the straight haired community to read, as they might have a deeper understanding of what runs through our heads while they absentmindedly touch our hair.…

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Since the Wattpad User Dictionary received so much positive attention, I decided to post a Wattpad Writer Dictionary, so the readers have something to relate to. Please note that any offense is not intentional, and that easily offended people shouldn't be recommended this book.…

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Just a quick note, this isn't made to offend anyone in the least. It is solely for my own pleasure, and hopefully your's, but is in no way intended for harm. There. It's been said. You're hereby not allowed to hate on me for making your favorite groups, books, or shipped couples seem absolutely ridiculous. I am telling you now and now only that I have no idea what I'm talking about in regards to these fandoms. I don't belong to a 'fandom' of sorts, and am relying completely on the strung together plotless bits of fanfiction I've read.If, however, you've come out of hatred of fanfiction, or any of these fandoms for that matter, I hope you enjoy this book to it's full potential.Copyright- All Rights Reserved…

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Intimes réflexions d"un autodidacte au parcoure chaotique de mon enfance . Simples histoires vécues,comme photographiées,illustrées de douleurs et de joies.…