Dirty Jokes
None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners…
None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners…
mr.pickles x male reader fanfiction friendship sad and lonely story but with a happy ending good boy…
[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause.--❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞❝Er-❞❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I chose your company and I just-❞❝What Pickled Onion? I swear I didn't steal it!❞ ▂▂▂▂When Jonah supposedly calls Organic Pickles to order some more jars of Pickled Onions, he misdials and ends up talking to a girl who denies stealing Pickled Onions. What can happen from a confusing conversation?If you are reading this story on a platform other than Wattpad, you are at a risk of malware attacks.Highest Ranking : #18 in SSCover by @ashtonlirwin©feelthenirvana 2017 All Rights Reserved…
A secret A foster father Two girls And silence "It's too quiet in there"…
They met at a hotel, and the billionaires fell into a love so strong nothing could break it. Unless?99% satiremr Jeff/Elon plz don't sue me for this it was not my idea…
Teagan Towner(known as knuckles at Camp Green Lake) is a simple yet mischievous girl(who you shouldn't mess with) gets sent to camp green lake for beating up some kids who were picking on her little brother. Little does she know, when she gets to camp green lake she not only finds adventure and mystery,but also meets a guy named zigzag who changes her life forever<3•read my story to find out about what happens at Camp Green Lake!!<3…
The summer of 1976 was hotter than hell and full of new adventures and experiences... from beaches and boyfriends to motorbikes and castles, the Marauders have a summer to never forget... But Year Six will come with some interesting twists - new people at Hogwarts, and old ones conspicuously absent... a new Defense Against The Dark Arts professor who may prove to be the most mysterious yet... Will this be the best year ever? Only time will tell.…
when mr D screams about pickles and the world turns into a pickle what could happen?…
I beg to differ that.", I sassed and got out of his grip ready to move out of the room when he pulled me by my elbow and the next second I was pushed on the visitor's chair.He trapped me completely by keeping his palms on the arms of the chair. "I tried to tell you patiently.", I scoffed at his words. Patience and he don't go in a single sentence. He gripped my chin making me look into his eyes."Now listen carefully Miss, I want you for my niece as her babysitter. Tell me how much you'll take and we can seal the deal."This time it was me who blinked once, twice and thrice."But I don't want to work for you." See the reason was absolutely clear. I liked the kid since the moment I met her but I hated this man from the moment I gazed into his eyes. "How much?"I frowned."You really think your money can make everyone dance on your tips?""1200 dollars a week."I rolled my eyes making him lean towards me." 1500?""Make it 15000 and still I won't work for you.", I retorted and pushed him. I walked to the door and gave him one glance."Next time when you talk to me, make sure you keep all your richness aside. That's one thing that I never want to see you again, you self-centred CEO.""We shall see."...Brave but lonely.Passionate but sensitive.That's Arielle Summers. For everyone, Money, Assets and happiness may be supreme but to her, self-respect is prime.Cold and reckless.Commanding and ruthless.That was Nicolas Arnold. He only cared for his niece, his Mama and his friends.Love life didn't exist until-she came into the picture. *No Toxic Relationship. No ex-crush/lover/fiance/wife. The male lead is the uncle of the child in this book, he's not a manwhore. There are no trust issues. *Impressive Ranking: #8 in love among 2.31M on 09/04/22©2021 ankitawrites_XxCC: @YT_BookAwards_Covers…
(This is A STAR IS BORN kind of story. But it's better because it's a Harry Styles fan fiction!!) A twenty year old named, Jordyn Smith attends a Harry Styles concert in Greenville, South Carolina. When Harry reads her sign that says, "I wrote you a song" her whole life changes. She wants more to life than being stuck in her home town, Pickens forever with her disapproving family. She wishes to get a chance to make her dreams become a reality and with Harry's help, she just might. This book will switch point of views. Some chapters will be in Harry's and some in Jordyn's. If you're interested in this story, please keep reading!I hope you enjoy!…
Aunt May is murdered and that puts Peter in a pickle. He doesn't want the pity or to go to the orphanage. So all he has to do is keep this from Tony and a certain Merc who has taken interest in him. Btw Peter's middle name is Karen not Benjamin. For reasons... Spideypool will happen…
"I didn't forget about that attitude you gave me earlier." My face went red as he looked at me in the mirror. I shook my head."I didn't have an attitude." I snapped "Oh? There it is. Y/N is being a bad girl huh.." I bit my lip as his hand came to my inner thigh. I leaned against the sink and my legs trembled.Simon Riley & Y/N Fan fiction, it's kinda old and rushed so it's quite shitty but I hope you thirsty ghost simps enjoy (me too, me too)…
Sometimes life can get overwhelming. For Skye Knight, the overwhelming part isn't over yet. When an old flame crashes into her life again, she finds the clarity she's needed all along. But will she be willing to admit it? Or will she spiral so far down she'll crash?…
Seventeen-year-old Tian Shu returned to China due to his father's bankruptcy and suicide. Because he is an omega, life is difficult. In order to continue to study and avoid the law, he kept on blind dates to find an alpha who respected his life. But he didn't expect that every time he met a scumbag, the last time he even drank a drink with ingredients to force him to be marked. In order not to be marked by the scumbag, he could only try his best to ask for help... In the end, he was saved instead of being rescued , but the marker is still marked. Tian Shu sat on the bed in a daze. Not only was he accidentally marked this time, he also got a perfect alpha by accident, and even spoiled him by accident. Regarding this series of accidents, Tian Shu expressed a little confusion...NOT MINEMTL (no editing)DON'T VOTELink: https://m.shubaow.net/137/137185/…
Ever wanted to see how those adorable Neko Atsume kitties look in human version, well I'll show you. each time I get a momentom in Neko Atsume, I will draw that cat in human version and post it. I'll also be doing tips and tricks. ly <3…
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴇ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ, ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀɪʟᴏʀ, ɢᴀꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴅᴀʟɪᴢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇꜱ. ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ.ꜰᴇᴍ ʏ/ɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ 1000-2000 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴡᴛɪᴇꜱ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ᴍʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ: ɴᴏᴛꜱᴏQᴜɪʀᴋʏᴋɪᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ//ɢᴀʟʟʏxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʙᴀʙᴇ "ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ...ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ" - ᴊᴜʟɪᴇᴛ ʙʏ ᴄᴀᴠᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ…
I looked at the two men who were freaking out much like I did when I stumbled into the world surrounding Miles Tower. Their silence made the air still as a grave as the bleak prospects of their near future sunk in."To be more specific about your earlier question, you're in room 36 on the 5th floor in Miles Tower." I rattled off, going to the fridge and pulling out two beers. "First: You're in another universe and second." Mr. Prentice, the resident of Flat 48 started his nightly routine of inhuman growls, scraping and clawing. "You couldn't have picked a worse one to pop up in."I reached for another beer, popping off the top."My condolences."***Note: Please remember for the new fandom peeps that the & symbol means platonic and the / means romantic.***Wonderful Cover Art by the amazing @heiyinliao on twitter! Please show them love!Inspired by the NoSleep Reddit Series by u/newtotownJAMhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ThePickledGnome/comments/g1pldj/the_story_so_far/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3…
after drinking something from a "fortune teller" Izuku is transported into the Marvel universe as Tony Stark's conscious. after the events of the MCU Izuku returns to his home universe and shakes things up.a few gender swapped characters.College AU…
One-shots of the ship jaydick. Rated T+ for implying of events...(wink,wink). Most stories from nughtwing and jason.grayson_todd on Instagram. Cover picture drawn by meProfile's on Wattpad:nughtwing: @vigilantegraysonjason.grayson_todd: @xxXTheYaoiQueenXxx…
Hayden Asher is a lonely, alcoholic college drop-out. Sara Knight's brother died in a DUI. Hayden and Sara meet at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.…