Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3)

Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3)

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Book three of the Modern Cliche Series~~~~~~~~~~~Sup, my name is Sammi Catherine Knapper.I am your permanently exhausted, introverted twenty-five year old. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I can pull all nighters and still get to work in the morning. Yes, I have the super human power called being a night owl who has insomnia. It's incurable, believe me, I've tried.So with that permanently exhausted exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or account for the fact I had a vampire crawl into my bedroom at night trying to figure out how the whole blood sucking thing worked. Yes, I some how managed to have a baby vamp attempt to test his new vampiric nature on me.Thankfully, Jake (surfer dude turned bloodsucker), was just as confused as I was by his vampire abilities, drinking blood to survive aside, and we set upon a mission to figure out just what being a vampire meant and what he needed to do as well as track down his one night stand vampire daddy to give him hell.Teaching a vampire how to be a vampire, meeting a sibling group of baby vampires, starting a night time inventory business, as well as being kidnapped by an alcoholic vamp daddy, all I can say is:Are you shitting me?โ€ฆ

F*ck Me (Modern Cliches, #2)

F*ck Me (Modern Cliches, #2)

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Book Two in the Modern Cliches series~~~~~~~~~~~Hey there, my name is Ethel Bethany Linde.I am your perfectly prudish, average twenty-five year old girl. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I made it to twenty-five while still being a virgin. Yes, I managed to make it through my hormone fuelled teen years and college years with my virginity in tact. Although not for lack of trying on my part.So with that prudish exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or count for the fact I lost my virginity to an Incubus who was summoned to torture and kill me, via sex. Which according to some ancient demon law means we are practically married in the (un)holy eyes of Hell.Yes, by some unholy, cosmic act of fuckery, I accidentally married a fucking demon.Thankfully, Mazvahr (Maz for short), was just as enthused as I was and we set upon a mission to find the man who summoned an unholy Incubus to do the dirty deed, in more ways than one, and kill him.Stuck next to a powerful demon, who requires sex to charge him up and has a super weird rope fetish, to hunt down the asshole who did this to me, all I can say is:F*ck me.โ€ฆ

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COMPLETEDโ€ผ๏ธ" no you don't! you don't love me! nobody loves me! nobody ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ love me!..." * * *โ€ขthe turning 2020โ€ข๐‘ฏ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐‘บ๐‘ป ๐‘น๐‘จ๐‘ต๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ~ #8 ๐‘ญ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ต ๐‘พ๐‘ถ๐‘ณ๐‘ญ๐‘ฏ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ซโ€ฆ

Changed. (Modern Day CLEXA AU)

Changed. (Modern Day CLEXA AU)

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Clarke Griffin is starting her freshman year in college. She is attending NYU for her Doctors degree. She is so excited to start her new life away from her home which all she can see is bad memories like her dad dying and her ex boyfriend cheating on her with her best friend. She just wants to forget and she feels college is the only way.Lexa Woods is a sophomore at NYU. Lexa is studying to become a personal trainer. Lexa loves to fight and is the biggest badass is the whole school, everyone is scared of her. Lexa has lived a hard life, she is gay and when she came out to her family they kicked her out of their house, she resulted in living with her best friend Anya. Lexa Doesn't believe love after her ex Costia. Will Clarke and Lexa change each others perspective on love? Or will each other's company not be enough?โ€ฆ

Her Royal Charming

Her Royal Charming

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"When are you going to realize people are never going to love you Adira?" The words were said with a sneer to add insult to injury. I say nothing and let my gaze drop to the floor. "Glad you know your place in the world." ---------"Happily Ever After's aren't a guarantee in life."-Adira Quinn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Adira Quinn is no ordinary Cinderella archetype. If she was an accurate representation of Cinderella, not even Disney couldn't put a positive spin on this. A dead father, a mother who abandoned her, a wicked step-father and his three conniving daughters are all problems she has to encounter on a normal basis. Now enter Derrick Wilder, resident hearththorb and her problems increased tenfold.โ€ฆ

Overthrowing Oppression: Breaking Free

Overthrowing Oppression: Breaking Free

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Terncrest is wilting. He feels like a dying creature being picked at by vultures; it wants to try and escape its cruel fate, but the birds of prey peck and peck, stripping away flesh and energy.Terncrest wants to escape; wants his freedom. But he's stuck with a love in his Clan who's controlling and possessive, and his friends who don't seem to realise how much he's hurting, only seeing how fortunate he is that the clan deputy is his mate.But soon, the opportunity for an escape arrives in the form of a storm that ends up sweeping him away to the Northern Kingdoms. When he's washed up on shore by the paws of the valley cats by the coast, Terncrest discovers there's more to life than blindly obeying orders.More to life in the Hearts Of The Restless.โ€ฆ

INTERNECION CUBE: RISE OF A GOD

INTERNECION CUBE: RISE OF A GOD

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Y/n Stockton is you're regular teen, living in a seemingly boring town with nothing to expect. But inside this town is a dark secret, that no one fully knows. One day when he was a child, he encountered this event changing his life. He lived his life the same everyday, wake up, go to school, walk around town, eat, walk, sleep, repeat. But all this changed because of one day when he runs into an interesting duo.โ€ฆ

Crownless

Crownless

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When the king and Queen are lost on who they should crown the new queen of Avelyn, they come up with a simple task.They send the three princesses to live a normal life.They have to maintain a balanced and successful life abroad, unknowing of the reason of them being sent there.They discover a new side to themselves, and realize new feelings. She who has dreamed of the crown her entire life now begins to question it. Because in her newfound life, she's happier.She who has worked her entire life to be the perfect queen, being the oldest of her sisters, now finds a sense of freedom. She opens her eyes to a real adventure laid out in front of her rather than on a book.She who always doubted herself with her royal duties, lives the life she's always dreamed of. She learns more responsibility.But alas, they face some trouble along the way. Being secretly royal has it's consequences. And when the threat turns to their kingdom, which of them will rise to protect their land, honoring her ancestors, who have once stood where she is now, defending their true home.Who will be their future queen?warning: it has some slight curses. This is also the first draft, I will be going over it again to fix some mistakes I made.#1 in Modern Cinderella 9.1.2019#3 in fitting in 14.12.2019โ€ฆ

The Study group of trouble makers(Various/Yandere!Kny x SecretlyYandere!Reader)

The Study group of trouble makers(Various/Yandere!Kny x SecretlyYandere!Reader)

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This is a Modern College AUThe characters/dating interests will be 18+I hope you enjoy!โ€ฆ

Partners

Partners

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Jane Rizzoli is not too thrilled about having to train a new detective Maura Isles for the Sacramento Sheriff's.โ€ฆ

FINE WINE

FINE WINE

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No difference can stop LOVE...! Status, education, beauty, religion, community, AGE, nothing can stop it...! He is THIRTY-EIGHT and she is TWENTY-FOUR...! Let's see their story.โ€ฆ

3SOME OR BEYOND

3SOME OR BEYOND

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Jane and her loved ones have realized that adding one or more person to a relationship will add advantages to their marriages or if they are single can be exciting. As with any relationship, problems can arise even death.โ€ฆ

Ray Donovan and victor creed oneshots

Ray Donovan and victor creed oneshots

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Just some one shots of liev schreiber two characters might add more in the future and or himselfโ€ฆ

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๐‡๐ˆ๐Œ | tiktok boys (2) EDITING

๐‡๐ˆ๐Œ | tiktok boys (2) EDITING

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โ๐ˆ๐“๐’ ๐€๐‹๐–๐€๐˜๐’ ๐‡๐ˆ๐Œโžโ†ณ๐ข๐ง ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ก, i made a book of tiktok boy ships.(this is bxb)-had been edited to my best ability-โ€ฆ

ใ€Œ Falling for you ใ€- [ drade - Inquisitormaster ]

ใ€Œ Falling for you ใ€- [ drade - Inquisitormaster ]

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Jade and drake fall in love..Please don't read this. It's old and shitty lol. ITS SO BAD AHHHHHInspired by Q_ff_wwwAlso inspired by sxftieeamberr-Go check those people out!โ€ฆ

his brown eyes โžต thomgelica

his brown eyes โžต thomgelica

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it's the easiest, freest thing in the world to say yes. so she does. it sounds a lot like forever, tastes a lot like all their lives. a laugh in his throat. her palm in his hand. life may not be a movie, but this one may as well be.thomas jefferson/angelica schuyler modern!au{lowercase intended}โ€ฆ