missweetmisery

hErE wE gO AgAiN for the fifteenth time around. wow-GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS, RECEIPTS AND REASONS BECAUSE . . . I SAY SOstarted: november 7th, 2021completed: may 28th, 2022…

missweetmisery

Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a nEnjoy reading this garbage!! Don't forget to read Volumes I to XI as well! Don't just support me, support the rest of the HN gang as well *sharpens blade* That's a threat. *waves #teamroadtrip flag* - Mostly dark humor and mild swearing because I couldn't help myself. Nothing offensive though. ( On a side note don't literally take anything from this book seriously. It's for comical purposes only, just like dolphins aren't really evil! I take that back. They ARE. )( Plans to edit this so called summary later )STARTED: May 13th, 2021COMPLETED: November 7th, 2021…

northbynorth

Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.…

-0WEN-

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance.*some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".…

-0WEN-

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance.This is now completed since it has 25 stories.Status: completed.*some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".…

hawkins_haunted_ivy

Ladies and gentlemen, and gays of course, welcome to the first ever Humorous Nonsense awards ceremony! Your host is me, Millie02468, and click "read" to enter the madness and chaos and confusion that lies behind this door! Enter if you dare, for your mind might become as twisted and crazy as the seven combined minds that hide behind this door. *kicks the door a few times* You know what they say: great minds think alike, so you can only imagine how great this book is with seven extraordinary minds. But you know, they also say that if someone dares you to do something, you probably shouldn't do it. That obviously doesn't mean people don't listen to dares, so let's see if you're one of those people who don't listen. *evil laughter*:D…

streetshops

the nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there. well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside the point. WARNING: this book is so hilarious, keep your expectations on the floor, there are high chances of you dying in a fit of laughter.so please make sure you don't die of how funny this book is. <but still, keep your expectations on the floor or yeet them out the window, i'm not picky>. #teamroadtrip…

elfordalley

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him.[[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]…

BattleDroid1106

Everyone knows the Clones War right? And everyone knows TF2 for its humorous jokes, like videos from STBlackSt and those Gmod videos. Now imagine, Richard Smith, a fan both franchises, has died and is reincarnated into to the Star Wars Galaxy with TF2 SFM and Gmod logic flowling through his very being, and became one of the infamous commanders of the CIS.Now, the nonsensical humor of TF2 and the TF2 Community has been implemented into the Star Wars franchise. And what do you get? You get a mix between traditional Fanfic mixed in with Crackfic!Star Wars trying to survive the Gmod Nonsense! A concept I've came up with after getting high with STBlackST Canadian Cocaine and drunk in P U R E E T H A L N O L ! Now bare witness how would the Jedi, Sith, Republic and Separatist survive the nonsense that is Team Fortress 2 SFM and Gmod humor and how many of them would fall in that pit of insanity? Find out in... The Unusual Separatist Commander!…

zestyzeiss

Rebecca Armstrong, a spirited and childish 22-year-old medical student, is ready to start her hospital rotations at the prestigious Siriraj Hospital in Bangkok. Full of energy and curiosity, Becky dreams of making every day an adventure. Little does she know, her path will soon cross with Dr. Freen Chankimha, a 27-year-old no-nonsense first-year resident in general surgery, known for her cold demeanor and razor-sharp focus.As fate pushes these two opposites together, Siriraj becomes more than just a learning ground-it's a stage for unexpected encounters, humorous misunderstandings, and budding romance. Can Becky's bubbly nature melt Freen's icy walls? Or will the composed doctor teach Becky the art of restraint? Amid the chaos of surgeries and patient rounds, hearts are bound to find their way.A delightful story of love, laughter, sorrow, and growth unfolds where life-saving moments meet heartwarming connections.…

iHateCliches

Nonsense in the form of poetry.Self explanatory title!…

nina-zenik

Sophie Ackerman has to attend boarding school while impersonating her twin sister, but things get complicated when she bumps into her former best friend. ***** Sophie Ackerman is trying to keep a low profile while attending an exclusive rich kids' boarding school and impersonating her twin sister Vivian, who was busted for having a one night stand with a crown prince. But when she finds out that her estranged ex-best friend Ace Voltaire also attends the same school and is one of the most popular boys there, things quickly turn from difficult to impossible. As if things couldn't get more complicated, Prince Raphael, the same prince who Vivian slept with, is also Ace's close friend. Can Sophie keep her cover and finish high school for her sister, or will everything end in disaster?[[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]…

VigilanteAtlas

In the grim and chaotic city of Gotham, Batman continues his never-ending battle against crime. But amidst the darkness, a new player emerges - the Joker, seemingly reformed and trying to help Gotham in his own twisted way. As the story begins, Gotham is plunged into turmoil by a series of bizarre crimes that bear an uncanny resemblance to the Joker's signature chaos. Batman, the eternal guardian of the city, is drawn into the enigmatic puzzle. To his disbelief, he discovers that the Joker, the very embodiment of madness and malevolence, has returned, but with a curious twist. The Joker, now adopting the moniker of "The Jester," insists he has undergone a profound transformation during his absence. His mission? To cleanse Gotham of its corruption and crime using his own peculiar brand of justice - a twisted sense of humor and non-lethal pranks. Gotham's criminals tremble, and the populace begins to see the Jester as a hero. Batman stands torn between skepticism and cautious hope. Can the Joker genuinely reform, or is this merely another elaborate ruse? Reluctantly, the Dark Knight agrees to join forces with the Jester to solve the string of bizarre crimes, leading to a series of darkly humorous and tense encounters as they pursue leads together. However, their collaboration reveals a more sinister threat lurking in the shadows of Gotham - a criminal organization led by a mastermind with a vendetta against both Batman and the Joker. Now, Batman, the Jester, and their respective allies must set aside their differences to confront this new menace, culminating in a climactic showdown that will determine the fate of Gotham City. As the dust settles, Batman faces a profound choice. The Jester, having demonstrated a commitment to a reformed life, seeks a chance at redemption. Batman must grapple with the decision of whether to trust his former nemesis and permit him to continue his unconventional crusade against crime or take him back into custody.…

Alloydgators

If you haven't so, read Lloyd, the Green Ninja Blog #1 first, because it will make more sense. You don't need to, but it would be better if you did! And please, the first chapters aren't that great from my old book, but bear with them. They get better quickly :)Humorous. Funny. Cry laugh, and hold on to your head, because you don't want to laugh it off. This is in Lloyds POV and there is no swearing, whatsoever! So please, I love comments, but don't swear in them. :)Okay?Okay! Get ready to roll! ENJOY THE LAUGHS.THESE ARE MY IDEAS. I SO NOT STAND FOR COPY IDEAS. PLEASE DO NOT. MY STORY MAKE YOUR OWN. THANKS…

laurvurs

Jhoanna is seen as a strict and meticulous CEO, instilling anxiety in her employees with her cold personality and no-nonsense outlook. Jhoanna has a reputation for being a stickler for rules and having a sharp tongue, but her knowledge and commitment to quality have gained her a lot of respect inside the company. Colet, a bright and carefree photographer whose positive outlook and boundless energy are almost infectious. Colet's ability to light up every place she walks into is equal to her talent behind the camera.Her contagious energy instantly clashes with Jhoanna's high standards when she was hired to capture the company's annual event. Due to their dissimilar personalities, Jhoanna and Colet are compelled to collaborate closely as the event preparations progress, which leads to a number of uncertain and humorous encounters. Jhoanna starts to see the world differently through Colet's camera, and Colet discovers that there's more to Jhoanna than meets the eye in her cold appearance.This story is just an adaptation of a story I've read. I hope you enjoy it. <33ctto: lunaloves_u (this author writes amazing stories).…

MedievalTomboy

"I'm Tiny.""I absolutely do not think so.""No, my name is tiny.""That's okay; just tell me what it is.""No you don't understand. My name is really tiny.""How tiny can it be? Less than an alphabet, a coma, colon or a dot? Just spill it out.""I am Tiny Dew Almond. My name is Tiny and I'm here for you." Saying, she knocked his calmly spending arrogant life with her name, fame and a little madness.Tiny Dew Almond, a fresh graduate and a fresh in market investment banker to her own small firm which is smaller than her name, is a smart, lively and a good girl; with only one weakness. Helping. She loves helping people, almost madly. Zorion Nigel, an hotelier who is sly, arrogant, egoist, short tempered and definitely meekly mannered. What happens when one day he wakes up and finds himself helpless in the hands of an always helping girl? Not to forget her weakness that brings him to hell every minute of his existence.What happens when Tiny's tiny efforts to help others lands Zorion into a pit of misfortune and abyss of revenge?What happens when a freely lived arrogant life of Zorion suddenly costs him his sanity and freedom all thanks to Tiny's heavy burden on him?Who will drain whom? Who will win yet lose and who will lose yet win?Draining Mr. Brainy is romantically involved humorous journey of nonsensical revenge and help that doesn't end lives but starts new ones.…

Jazzua

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying![[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]][[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]…

WhisperingQuill

#1 IN ORIGINAL MEMES#50 IN RANDOMSTUFF#7 IN HARRYPOTTERMEMES#16 IN TIMEPASS__________________________This book features some humorous memes about Harry Potter that I have been making lately. I hope you enjoy it and laugh as hard as my friends did. :D*All memes are original, that is, made by the author*…

krizal

If you love zero tears and no-nonsense as well as strong women (who never suffers), then this book is for you. Trust me, my female lead is a powerful intelligent woman who has the guts to set people straight (without losing her sanity in the most humorous way).What happens when you are forcefully taken away from your parents only to be placed in the Sultan's harem? Where every women in the harem is hell-bent being becoming the sultan's favourite in order to gain the political power. What is more important? The peaceful life without political restrictions or the destiny to become the Sultana of the nation? How will you survive in midst of people who are busy amongst themselves to scheme and yield for the unconditional power?Well, enjoy the journey of Serena, an innocent girl who turns into a fearless leader and sets everyone straight. (My promise of bringing positivity continues. I assure zero tears and strong positive characters)(Cover by @life_is_going_on)…

Drifting-Clowd

Published on 11/1/23Nine, a special force soldier whose only purpose was to serve the Imperial Army, died and transmigrated into the body of Toby Calypto, the useless canon fodder villain of a story. Toby Calypto was a two-faced, scheming idiot who tried to hook up with several powerful men and women without any success because no one was stupid enough to touch that with a ten-foot pole. In the story, Toby tried to kill his younger cousin, the female lead, after she rejected his marriage proposal. Then he tried to kill the male lead because the female lead fell in love with him. Then he blackmailed them because why not? In the end, fed up with his nonsense, one of the male lead's best friends stabbed him to death and nobody cared. "..."Nine had no interest in participating in the narrative. "Hey--""No." Easier said than done. Why won't anyone leave him alone?!…

TonyDavino

Slightly humorous tale of bureaucratic nonsense…

StrongStyle777

"The Idea Dumps" is a 'humorous' collection of potential storylines that explores the depths of the author's imagination. From absurd premises to unexpected plot twists, this book is a wild ride that doesn't take itself too seriously.Follow along as the author throws out ideas like a mad scientist, featuring characters such as a shy Suzune, a God Yamauchi, a Playboy Kiyo, or a doting father Ayanopapa, and whatever ideas come to mind.But it's not all just silliness and nonsense. Through these ridiculous ideas, the author explores deeper themes and asks thought-provoking questions. Can love truly conquer all, even in a world where everyone has a second head? Is it possible to find redemption after selling your soul to the devil for a lifetime supply of ice cream? And what does it really mean to be human when there are androids who can think and feel just like us?(I'll be writing in this fic just to take some break with Liquid Inspiration, but do join me in enjoying this stuff!)…

_eMKay

||HR: #1 in EXCITING!!!!!!||"I can't do it... what have you done to me, Seven?"-The Zodiacs [in order of age]:Tau of TaurusAkil of AquariusSuma of ScorpioChione of CapricornSeth of SagittariusAharon of AriesAaron of GeminiLotus of LibraLayla of LeoOdion of PiscesKeket of CancerAsarte of Virgo-Zahra will do anything for her brother.Master Omari will do anything for the Pharaoh.But their building feelings for each other clash when the two most important people to them begin to fuel hatred toward one another.The Pharaoh wants the Twelve Zodiacs hunted and murdered --one of whom is none other than Zahra's brother and eleven other innocent souls. Zahra's morals make her stand with the Twelve, while Master Omari's lifeline is the Pharaoh who wants them dead. And what happens when the Pharaoh demands Zahra's head for betraying the throne? Will Master Omari be able to kill the girl, or will she be the first one he lets get away?…

Yansusustories

Jing He, crown prince of the Nine Heavens, has to descend to the mortal realm to weather a human life full of vicissitudes. Each event carefully crafted by the Fate's Scribe, nothing should go wrong. Just that Qiu Ling, king of the dragon race, follows him. Incapable of watching his lover's suffering he intervenes and plunges the carefully scripted plot into chaos, resulting in a fate that none of them ever intended.A slightly humorous cultivation novel with a handsome yandere dragon, a god ready to quit his job by chapter 3 and a god-turned-mortal, who is still blissfully unaware of everything. Well, that's just how fate is.…