hermitcraft onshots | ART CREDiT goes to @cocoabats on twitter/X!
check first part for infoART CREDIT goes to @cocoabats on twitter/X!(btw if it seems like im overtagging any character in the tags is a story in the works!)…
Death by Haggis
An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels." Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man. Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?******************************************Death By Haggis: What people are saying ... "What are you staring at?"Chelsea Pennybaker "Jay Cutts does for fiction what Dave Barry does for gourmet cooking."St. Louis Blues Dispatch "What more compelling metaphor for life itself could there be than a mysterious white leviathan and the mindless drive of a nearly ruined sea captain to track it down and destroy it? Oh, wait. You mean this book?"Denver Postit"This is one of those books that you know immediately could be an instant classic if millions of people all bought it and liked it and it got a lot of publicity and then they made a movie out of it."George W. Bush"The humor of Edgar Alan Poe, the refined taste of William S. Bourroughs, the punctuation of e.e. cummings. This work contains it all, but I forget on which page."The Milwaukee Braves"If Jay Cutts is not yet [in] an institution, he should be, and soon."Better Homes and Gargoyles"Cut it out, will ya."Chelsea Pennybaker…
4. Haggis I love You
Sam is kidnapped by the Scottish Mafia, but their leader is none other than... David Tennant?Written by Bron.…
Promote your Book for Free - 2020/2021
Wattpad is an incredible tool, but there's no denying that completing your story is only the first challenge you have to conquer. The second is getting your story noticed. How do you do that? This 'book' will serve as a space where anybody can promote their book. There are some short and simple rules to follow in order to stop this descending into a chaotic space, but they are all basically common sense. So come one, come all, and take the first steps towards getting those votes, readings, and feedback that you so desperately crave!Here you will find:-Multiple categories to post in-Special categories for special occasions-Ways to kickstart you Wattpad adventure as a newbie-A place to find 'read for read' partnersRemember: If you're the first to post in a category, then you're almost guarenteed to have your story noticed.…
HAGGIS: The escape from blue tit home
Haggis has been keeping a low profile since the big war but soon enough he's trapped again in a new, terrifying prison...…
Paul Haggis
Paul Haggis is a highly respected Canadian screenwriter, producer, and director known for his work on acclaimed films such as "Million Dollar Baby," "Crash," and "Letters from Iwo Jima." Haggis is particularly recognized for his ability to craft complex and thought-provoking narratives that delve into issues of race, class, and social justice. His writing style is characterized by its emotional depth, raw authenticity, and nuanced exploration of moral dilemmas.…
who is paul haggis in canada?
Paul Haggis is a Canadian filmmaker, screenwriter, and producer. Born on March 10, 1953, in London, Ontario, Canada, he is known for his work in both television and film. Haggis gained significant recognition for writing and directing the film "Crash," which won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 2006. He has also worked on notable films such as "Million Dollar Baby" and "Flags of Our Fathers."…
Embracing Discomfort: A Guide to Taming the Anxiety Beast
Are you struggling with anxiety? Do you often find your path through life blocked by the anxiety beast, with its glinting teeth, sharp claws, and black, soulless eyes? Have you searched and searched for a way to lessen your symptoms, to defeat the beast so that you can simply have fun and be yourself?'Embracing Discomfort: A Guide to Taming the Anxiety Beast' combines the personal experiences of an anxiety sufferer with scientifically supported methods for reducing anxiety symptoms. Through life stories, genuine advice, and links to research, this book aims to be a tool for those who need it most. Each chapter explores a different aspect of anxiety, discussing how you can transform the mental illness from a heavy burden to a minor inconvenience. Explore anxiety, understand it, and through this you can begin to take the first small steps along your journey!Anxiety often feels like it has the power to dictate what you're able to do in life. It controls who you talk to, where you work, when you get your haircut, how you feel in restaurants, but through learning to understand this beast, you'll quickly realise that anxiety has no more power over your life that what is given to it. Take back control, take back your life, and step out of the cage that anxiety has locked you in!…
Whispers from the Wisps
A neat few acrostics for fans of the brave blue land that is Scotland…
Laf instagrams
Basically what the title reads…
Future-AU
What if the van was never painted pink, That means no Lukeia yet. Some things wouldn't have happened. But what happens when James, Riley, Michelle, Maggie, Luke, John, Leia and Theo fall down a hole which sends them to the future, What will they discover? How will this change their lives also?I apologise for my terrible writing ability and the grammatical errors. This was written when I was awfully young.…
We'll find them
One minute, Leia's shopping and then the next minute someone drags her into the bathroom, She's missing, What happens when after that more girls go missing, Who is kidnapping them?I apologise for my terrible writing ability and the grammatical errors. This was written when I was awfully young.…
Rescue Riders: Cutter's Lost Sister
It's a normal day in huttsgalor, the rescue rider was going about their routine as usual...until something shocking happens which drives them into thinking that there is more to the past than meets the eye. Winger falls in love, Summer gets jealous, duggerd goes insane, and haggis loses a prized possession. Keep reading and there will be a lot more adventures yet to come!…
Choas FC | Arsenal WFC X Reader
Teen readers' adventures down under in Aus being a menace along with her partner in crime, Kya while poor Kimmy's almost having a nervous breakdown over it.…
Winter In Scotland Of Sorts
Dinnae mind the wild haggis, they're harmless. Mostly.…
FOREVER, YOURS // Matty Healy.
Alyssa is Dirty Hit's newest edition to the team working on the marketing for The 1975's newest album. She didn't know much about the band when she got the job but her first day in the office gave her all the insight she needed to throw herself into a world she never knew existed. Matty has always been seen as a bad influence due to his drug intake and constant partying, something Alyssa never took part in, until now. The story follows them as they go through life changes, read and find out where their adventure takes them. All scenarios are fiction.…
Paul Haggis
Paul Haggis is a Canadian screenwriter, producer, and director. He's known for his work on several notable films and TV shows. Haggis wrote and directed "Crash" (2004), which won the Academy Award for Best Picture. He also worked on "Million Dollar Baby" (2004) as a writer, which won multiple Oscars.…
Paul Haggis
Paul Haggis is a Canadian screenwriter, producer, and director, known for his influential work in film and television. He gained prominence with the film "Crash" (2004), which he wrote and directed. The film won the Academy Award for Best Picture, highlighting Haggis's skill in crafting complex, socially conscious narratives. He also co-wrote "Million Dollar Baby" (2004), which earned several Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Adapted Screenplay.…