GeorgiaLikesToFart

HEY, GUESS WHAT?!I farted.SHORT STORIES ABOUT FARTS :D…

Jackson20hopeville

Christina has a bad round of flatulence right before going over her boyfriends apartment. At first she thinks she can handle it but it gets chronically worse just as her boyfriend starts to lock lips with his special, gassy, little lady.…

Aubrey_Senpai

Do the KPOP challenge with me!…

Aubrey_Senpai

Well, um... This is Stranger Things but BTS. (doN't hUrT mE!)…

bubblysue

tend to do these when uninspired, can be fun to do…

meowmeowlegend

mama a…

Spook300

This is going to be my first go at something funny. Please comment and follow if you like it.…

Frizzything1

One of them is a 723 year old vampire, forever 23 and looking for love. But who on earth would want a bloodsucking boyfriend with a silver pillar of a hairdo?One of them is a 4,178 year old mummy, trapped in a tomb underneath a famous statue with no nose. With only a very dried out bird for company, he only wants one thing- someone to talk to.Now what happens when these two undead beings meet? Throw in a roadtrip across the west coast of America, a car with an incredibly embarrassing bumper sticker, a flatulent chupacabra with a coffee addiction- and these two monsters may just be made for each other!…

alan_annand

Reformed meat-eater embarks on a 15-day bananas-and-orange-juice diet, with surprising side effects.…

FarzanaTutul

Arsalan Ansari, a brilliant neurosurgeon by day and the infamous Mafia kingpin "Ezel" by night, rules the underworld with an iron fist and a heart of stone. Four years after a devastating loss, his world is turned upside down when his supposedly dead wife, the love of his life, reappears-carrying a shocking revelation: quadruplets.As Arsalan grapples with the whirlwind of newfound fatherhood and the stinging betrayal of his resurrected love, a brutal clash with a rival gang leaves him with no memories of his dark past. But is this amnesia genuine, or a masterful ploy by a cunning mind always a step ahead of his enemies?As the line between truth and manipulation blurs, one thing remains certain: underestimating Arsalan Ansari could be your deadliest mistake.…

ekskorman

Two doctors working on the same floor share and compete for patients.One doctor increases headsize by inflating heads with cow farts, the other is an optometrist specialising in psychiatry; and he funds the protests of the anti-farters.…

TheCreator900

(Y/N) is the older sister of Princess Sofia. She is a hardworking girl from the village trying to work her way to become a sorceress. But when her mother married King Roland the 2nd, her dreams of becoming a sorceress is looking pretty grim. That is, until she meets the royal sorcerer, Cedric. She asks her new father if she can have sorcery lessons instead of being a Princess. He let her. But she quickly learns that Cedric wants her sister new magic amulet to take over the kingdom. Instead of telling the Kibg about Cedric's evil scheme, she helps him. DISCLAIMER! I don't own you, Cedric, Sofia the first, the characters, pictures, videos, songs, etc.I have written this book once before but, if I'm honest, it didn't turn out as great as I wanted it to. Read the original if you want to see the flaws. This is just a giant edit of my original book. Enjoy the book…

AnimezingAuthor

"Congratulations! Welcome to UA Hero Academy!" After years of training, you've finally made it into UA High. On your first day of school, you run into your best friend - she's in your class! What could possibly make your first year of high school more wonderful? Your crush, of course!5/8/19 #1 in Tokoyami#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#3 in Fumikage5/24/19#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#2 in Myhero#3 in FumikagetokoyamiThank you all for 12K reads!! It means the world to me that people actually like my story!…

boom_boom_boii

Saiki overheard everyone talking about a new transfer student. He was confused when he discovered it was a rich kid, and everyone in the school thought that it was going to be some snob that is loaded and easy to get. but boy did she proved them wrong.…

Tooticracy

The strings that hold my sanity has been tangled and reaped apart to the point of no return. This man, no, this horrible goblin that has the stature of a very small child has humiliated me for the very last time. Now, I only seek his demise, the remnants of his bloodline wiped out and his very own existence erased from the face of the earth, but alas, the only thing I can do for now is to write this doltish book out of spite. Woe upon him!May his soul be dragged to the deepest pits of Tartarus and burnt to ashes until nothing remains of him. This is a collection of whimsical tales detailing my hatred for a friend of mine.The photo used in the book cover is by Frida Bredesen.…

secret_ninja

Bad Poetry by Lucy…

LetTheSunIn16

Ever felt that thud-thud-thud of your heart beating faster than a moving train? That fluttering of wings in your stomach? The uncontrollabe urge to reach out and ruffle his soft brown hair? And then your eyes meet and you know. You just know. He's the one.Sophia Carter is starting university in the fall. She takes a few campus tours of prospective institutions, figuring out her options. But the way he talks about this place, she decides. Who is he, you ask? He is Michael Nicholas Scott, second-year Engineering student, guitar player, strawberry-lover and campus tour guide for Sophia's tour. This fateful meeting sets the two of them on a path constantly intertwining, but will it converge and become one? Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.…

Angelvahn

The gaming format «R.E.M. D.I.V.E» Rapid Eye Movement, Digital interface with Virtual Environments, often called «Dream Gaming».The world's leading Game, Mystical Awakening Online or MAO.A limited, hidden special event. What could go wrong? The thought never crossed my mind. "Seek the future" the message said but who would have thought what I would be seeking is my own survival. The game turned deadly the moment we entered. We were trapped in a virtual world struggling to survive, with death threatening to take our very souls.But I will survive; I will escape this game of death.----------Part 1 has concluded see part 2 for the second half.https://www.wattpad.com/story/104775930-mystical-awakening-online-sotpm-part-2-cpn…

Cougard

Normal Human Body functions...…