Absurd.
Burned to embers, lost to time, yet in the grave, your hand holds mine.…
An introspection into the mind of a twenty-year old, as he struggles to find his place in the world. Jax is a recluse 22 year old who works a job that he hates and lives an unfulfilling life. This gets him to question what's the point to any of the things that he has been doing. He starts to lose himself more and more as he can't find any meaning and eventually contemplates to put an end to his own life.…
Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. *****When Chuck Colt, a neurotic Movie Critic, inexplicably sees his own corpse hanging from a ceiling fan, he comes to the sudden realization that he is somehow a ghost. To make matters worse, his body seems to be moving on its own, and it doesn't like to follow Chuck's instructions.Now, both Ghost and Zombie Chuck must work together in order to find a cure for their undead curse before sundown, lest they get stuck like that for eternity - if one of the city's weird assortment of characters doesn't get to them first. The pair must comb through the magical city of New Orleans, facing multiple obstacles along the way - including but not limited to: werepugs, suicidal vampires, and trigger-happy priests - but the biggest obstacle they face is time.Can Chuck Colt beat the clock to be whole again, or will the Big Easy prove to be too hard to handle?For what is Tragedy, but Comedy - Time?TW: Mentions of self-harm, suicide.Cover by @IAmRodneyVSmith…
地縛少年花子くん┆Here's your order of Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun Incorrect Quotes.…
Sydney knew her life would never be normal but lately she wished for the impossible. There's a threat to her pack and another one to her heart after caution is thrown out. She's facing high school, pack life, a bratty sister, an impending marriage, and a deadly threat in the form of a fellow pack member.…
!! 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 !!𝙖𝙗·𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 | : 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙤𝙪𝙨.↳ the one word that sums up (y/n)'s personality and life. she was an aspiring surgeon in the old world, but she's now just a certified crackhead causing chaos in the stone world, while trying to gain the affections of a certain science man.- lots of anime references- profanity"𝙤𝙤𝙝--𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚-""(𝘺/𝘯) 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵-"…
/əbˈsərd/(n.) something or someone that's wildly unreasonable, illogical, or just basically weird.© honeytzu, 2020.…
Carson Peters just arrived at Riding Hill Academy with only one purpose: To do good. But her plan backtracks when she finds herself caught in the drama of high school. And to top it off, she's strangely attracted to her hot roommate. Too bad he's a total player!!!WARNING: Strong language. Reader discretion is advised!!!Lol…
*Book 1 In Optical Illusion Series*Five boys reach the time to enter Monzara, Institute Of The Arcane. These five boys had no idea of what lied ahead, nor did they know each other upon arrival to the magical academy. Here is where things go upside down, around, & become absolutely absurd.Are you ready ?Are you ready to see things turn upside down, around, & go absolutely absurd ?…
(completed!)hey guys! ketemu lagi dengan ku AutRai yang paling ketjeh!? :v.bagi kalian yang suka 4 brother dan AniCraft kalian bisa baca cerita ini !btw, disini itu kalian bakalan ketemu lagi dengan Author ini, dan 5SM!AutRai■□■□■warning!para tokoh hanya milik pemilik aslinya, saya hanya meminjamnya…
Kisah Absurd Bobby sama Karine Jelovitya, temennya. Bener nih temen?Hm...Let's get it :)Short Story. 4 Chap.…
Violet Vance was good at two things: failing chemistry and getting into trouble. After gaining new abilities from a mysterious spider bite, she sets out to gain new information about local kidnappings of young women in New York. What she doesn't realize is that she will need to partner up with another webslinger to solve this mystery. It just so happens the other webslinger is her new chemistry tutor and friend Peter Parker. MCU: Peter Parker x ocThis story follows its own timeline but uses characters from the Marvel Spider-Man movies.…
I, Mukouda Tsuyoshi, was caught up in a summoning circle into a different world where sword and magical skills are the norm.However, when the summoners cast Status Appraisal' on us, the three other people who were summoned with me had [Heroes from Another World] in the occupation box, whereas I was the [Random Guy Caught Up in the Summoning Spell].As for our Skill Set', the three Heroes had outrageous sounding skills rolling after their names like [Holy Sword Technique], [Holy Spear Technique] and [Sacred Magic].In fact, I too have a skill you know? My one skill is called [Net Super]Because it's clearly not a combat skill, I am automatically treated like garbage.Furthermore, the King of the country who had summoned us looked really shady.As a veteran lightnovel reader, I can read the atmosphere well enough to come to the conclusion that This is a bad world to be summoned into'.Thus, it is decided. No matter what, I must get out of this castle as soon as possible and escape from this rotten country!…
Another collection of poems and unused song lyrics. The earliest ones date back to 2015 and 2016. A lot of them are complete absurdity. Like the title says. I decided to include a few poems from a poetry project back in high school, because I heard that my English teacher passed away.…
⚠⛔LAPAK KHUSUS BL ⛔⚠Cerita terjadinya transmigrasi yang absurd: saat dirinya sedang terhanyut mendengar penjelasan dari sang dosen, Dio tak menyangka akan ada peristiwa yang membuatnya harus berpindah jiwa ke seorang adek yang sedang "bermain" dengan abangnya…
A Six Sentence Story.Cover by @resnica27…
Poems tug against the leash of the constraints of meaning. Words pull back. Highest ranks, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Absurdity, #1 in Enlightening, #16 among all Poetry.…
Literally just a collection of things that make you stop and think about them before you can move on with your life.Highest rating: #569 in HumorMost rights go to Tumblr.(Absurdity Series, Book 1)(Note: Books do not have to be read in order)…
Annyeonghaseyo! This is my first time to write a story here in wattpad and i'm really happy because finally I can write here all my imaginations about SNSD or Girls' Generation.This story is about SNSD, yeah I know it's obvious in the title. Hahaha. Oh well... I hope you'll like it. Please support 'till the end. Saranghae ♥…
She was broken. Her past memories left bruises in the deepest part of her heart, an unbearable ache.But the emptiness suddenly filled with colors, the sunlight beamed through the gloomy clouds, as a guy named Collens, step into her world. He's the only guy who in love with her scars. Then, she began to breath, and live.However, the more she loves, things get more peculiar. The mystery slowly reveals its hidden tale. A story that he hid beyond his soul. Hello! :) This is my first story. Please read, give comment and vote. Thank you!…