Yeah, I don't know how I didn't see this one coming.

Object Class: Keter

(I'm kinda concerned with how many Keters I'm covering)

Keter SCPs are awesome, because they're so hard to contain

(Jesus this article is long)

Special Containment Procedures: 035 is to be stored in a airtight glass case-

Hold up. The picture in the wiki. I thought 035 was frowning. DUDE. I SWEAR, WHEN I LOOKED AT THE ENTRY IN THE MORNING, IT WAS FROWNING, WTF, DUDE, WTF

It's smiling now but-

WTF IT'S FROWNING NOW?

I SWEAR, IT WAS SMILING-

I am sufficiently spooked right now

give me a moment, I'm just going to take a couple of deep breaths

Breathe in, breath out, in, out

JESUS F*CKING CHRIST IT CHANGED AGAIN

hold up.

It's a gif.

that's

that's not funny, wiki

It's all in a days work, kids.

Anyway, the door leading to 035 is to be 'triple-locked' at all times.

Person in charge: You know what

Person: what

Person in charge: We should triple lock the door leading to 035

Person: why don't we just, I don't know, just destroy it?

Person in charge: Shut up Billy

Fun fact: There are to be two(2) armed guards outside the door to 035 and there should be a trained psychologist on site. 

Research Personal are to not come in contact with 035, because obvious reasons.  Every two(2) weeks, 035 is to be moved into a new case, because reasons

Anyone who comes in contact with 035 is to be "when it is in possession of a host is to be given an immediate psychological evaluation."

Psychologist: What did you do THIS time?

Person: I touched a mask

Psychologist: You know what? Get out my f*cking office, you-

Person: what about my lollipop

Psychologist: GET OUT

Description: 035 is one of those weird comedy masks, the kind you see at those weird plays where the people sing about medieval stuff

yeah

WAIT I DIDN'T DO A CHRISTMAS CHAPTER.

AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

guys, I'm super sorry, but I'm going to have to cut this chapter short.

And I won't be able to update during X-mas break

;-;

don't die on me