Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Ya got to keep it at a very normal and very okay temperature of uh,  95 degrees Fahrenheit. (It actually said 95 to 212 degrees, lol).  No multi-celled living things are allowed to touch 003, uh, I'm not going to talk about that next part because I don't know how to put it into words-

Description: 003 is actually two separate things, 003-1 and 003-2.

(Two SCPs for the price of one!)

003-1 is a keyboard (Hmm, seems normal enough)...made out of hair and nails. (Nope nope nope not normal not normal at all oh my god why)

(That's not even the most messed up thing here)

(Ha, fools.)

Fun Fact: 003-1 is sentient.

Yes, a keyboard made out of f*cking hair and nails

is sentient.

why

just

why

Anyway,  003-1 was found on some rock

(because that's important)

and it's still on that rock

okay, wiki. Sure.

Important News Flash: that rock is actually 003-2

wHOA-

what is up with this wiki and rocks

they

are

everywhere

in this wiki

jeez

003-2 is apparently controlled by a computer made of actually normal things.

(oh and there are runes on 003-2 that sometimes flash but that's not important)

003-2 can do normal things, like

-Flashing for some reason

-emitting radiation and other  fun things like heat and light

-running on a weirdo power source that's losing power, sadly (not really)

003-2 was made to contain 003-1, apparently.

(it's failing, like this story, lol)

The rest is boring and full of people and things I don't care about, but there are some fun facts like:

-if the temp. drops below 95 degrees, 003-1 starts. .uh, growing. 

(Remember, 003-1 is made of hair and nails and other things.)

(You're welcome.)

-Stuff from 003-1 looks similar to stuff from 1512 and 2756, I guess

-O5-10 has been removed from the council, can we get a F in the chat-