LIAR LIAR

"What would i do for a million bucks?"

I was sat on Brian's right, on the other end of the stool. Showcasing my resting bitch-face with my legs crossed and holding my head in my hands. Bored out of my mind, My fuse was short lived and i was now more disappointed than anything, why would Bender do that to me. Who the fuck knows, alright move on. Claire came up with a fantastic idea to come up with out of the box questions to ask us, to see what our responses and views were on it. To be honest i think its quite pathetic and would rather get sucked into a black hole and into the abyss.

woah, dark mode over.

"I guess i'd do as little as i'd have to" Fred concluded.

Daphne scoffed "That's boring"

"Well how am i supposed to answer?" he questioned

" The idea is to search your mind for the absolute limit, like erm...would you drive to school naked?"

I could feel Johns eyes burning into my skull as i refused to make any eye contact with that asshole. He can suck my hypothetical dick, hope he chokes on it.

Andrew giggled "Erm...would i have to get out of the car?"

"Duh shit brain, whats the point in driving to school naked if you don't get out of the car. Everyone would just think that you just didn't have a t-shirt on" I rolled my eyes

"Spring or winter?"

"Doesn't matter..Spring"

"At the front of the school, or the back of the school?"

"Either one"

"Why are you asking in so much detail, it's not like you're going to do it...right. If you are being serious im defiantly faking sickness to not come into school that day, i have better things to do than watch a fellow classmate walk around as a bare born baby"

"For a million dollars though?" Brian asked

"I can sell plants and make one million dollars that way, instead of publicly humiliating myself" i sassed pushing my hair behind my ear.

Andrew shook his head "Yes I would" he answered, directing his attention back to Claire.

"I'd do that...I'll do anything sexual, i don't need one million dollars to do it either" Allison spoke.

Claire rolled her eyes "You're Lying"

"I already have, Iv'e done just about everything there is. Except  a few things that are illegal, Im a nymphomaniac.."

I may not be close friends with Allison but i knew her well enough to know when she is lying. I decided to keep quiet tho so i could enjoy the show. 

"Lie" Claire pronounced

Brian the decided to get involved "Are your parents aware of this" Brian is so considerate. Awh..

"The only person i told was my Shrink"

I covered my mouth to mask a raising smile. I could see Bender looking in my direction, i accidentally made eye contact with him and my smirk dropped, replaced with a frown. I flipped him the middle finger and mouthed "Fuck you" before smirking and turning back to the conversation.

"What did he do when you told him?" Andrew asked.

"He nailed me" my eyes widened. Like Jesus himself. R.I.P

Everyone looked shocked apart from Brian who smirked..

Who knew Brian was a kinky fuck, nobody saw that coming. Maybe Brian isn't as innocent as we all think.

"Very nice" Claire stated looking uncomfortable.

"I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape since i paid him"

Oh god, this took a turn. What goes on inside Allison head..actually i don't fancy knowing

"Ughh, he's an adult" Claire scoffed

"Yeah...hes married too"

I coughed trying to mask my laugh because this was too good. Brian turned to look at me "You want some water?"

"Im fine thanks Bri, least i know i can count on somebody to look after me" i winked at him which turned his cheeks the same colour as John's flannel. Also made an indirect insult to Bender in the process, i hope he heard.

"Ugghhh,  do you have any idea how completely gross that is" Claire looked ready to cleanse herself in holy water after this conversation.

"Well the first few times-"

"FIRST FEW TIMES?! You mean you did it more than once?!"

"Sure"

"Are you crazy?"

"Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her Shrink"

"Hey! Don't call her that you dicks. How would you like it if i judged you like that?" i asked harshly. 

"But she is.." Brian mumbled making me glare at him. He shut up and shied away looking to the floor.

"She's defiantly weird, that we know for sure" Claire pipped up.

"Alright since you're so cleaver how about we work ourselves around the room, skipping Mr. Moody for a sec it comes you next. So, Have you ever done it?"

I know this was a personal question but she shouldn't pick on people like that. Time to have some real fun.

Claire tried to look unfazed by the question "I don't even have a psychiatrist" She tutted.

"Have you ever done it with a normal person" Allison added before looking towards me which made me smirk. Double team it is.

"Didn't we already cover this?"

"Nope, so quit stalling and spill Girlie.Even better tell us how and who popped your cherry, Cherry?" I tilted my head to the side smirking.

"Look im not going to discuss my private life with total strangers-"

"But you're happy to stick your nose in everyone else's though? Or better yet, you don't mind talking about your popularity or your wealth. Your bragging roles right off your tongue like butter. So why not this? What are you hiding Claire"I pressed

It was silent and i knew Claire wasn't going to confess, i looked to Allison for help. She nodded. " It's kind of a double-edged sword isn't it?"

"A what?"

"A..Double...Edged...Sword.." I said slowly so she could understand (Like the scene in X-Men where Quicksilver transports Magneto from the prison to the elevator. GIF ↓)

"Well if you say you haven't you're a prude, if you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap...you want to but you can't, then when you do you wish you didn't right?"

"Wrong" Claire stated.

"So you're a tease then?" I interrupted.

"She's a tease" Andrew stated, how does he know?

"Oh sure, why don't you just forget it"

"You're a tease and you know it, all girls are teases" Erm excuse me Popeye. You want me to poison your spinach?

"She's only a tease if what she does get's ya' hot" His words were directed at Claire but his gaze was on me.. I made him hot? Aroused, lustful.

Damn im good.

"I don't do anything!" Claire raised her voice. Oh, her temper is rising. Is it getting hoot in here or is it me? I mean, i know im hot but like the room his scolding.

"That's why you're a tease.." Allison Concluded.

"Okay, let me ask you a few questions!"

"I already told you everything"

"No doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love, don't you want any respect?"

I raised my eyebrows at Claire's response. She done goofed!

"I don't screw to get respect, that's the difference between you and me" Allison told her straight.

Claire sighed "It's not the only difference i hope"

"Face it you're a tease"Bender stated playfully

"I'm not a tease!"

"Sure you are sex is you weapon, you said it yourself. You use it to get respect" John hit the nail on the head. She's out in the open now, exposed like a nerve.

"No i never said that, she twisted my words around" Claire was quick to defend herself"

"This isn't twister Red, so stop spinning the wheel and put your hand on a fucking spot"

"What do you use it for then?"

"I don't use it, Period!"

"Oh are you medically frigid or is it physiological?" I smirked at Benders words.

"I didn't mean it that way, you guys are putting words into my mouth" The volcano was slowly bubbling ready to explode, hopefully the outburst is minimal, i liked this mustard-coloured jumper very much.

"Not the only thing that's been in your mouth i bet" I murmured, but because we were all in close proximity they all heard as they looked at me surprised. oops..

"Well if you just answered the question we'd be off your back. Im pretty sure none of us are going to let this down until you tell us, we'll just bugging you...till the rest of detention..maybe even after" I said in a sing-song voice

"Why don't you just answer the question?"  Brian got involved

"Be honest"

"No big deal"

"Yeah answer it" 

"Answer the question Claire"

The boys were going at it, i dropped the meat and the dogs came running.

The volcano....THE VOLCANO..EVERYONE RUN!

3...

2...

1...

"NO I NEVER DID IT!"

Boom!

"God no need to shout we're sat right here" I sassed rubbing my ears that were ringing.

"I never did it either...I'm not a nymphomaniac..Im a compulsive liar"

The room felt heavy with the silence that followed after Allison words, apart from me obviously. I'll always help to fill an awkward silence..

I raised my hand  "For the record, i knew she was lying..the whole time"

A/N- AFTER A GOOD 3 HOURS OF RE-WRITING SINCE WATTPAD DECIDED THAT IT'D ONLY PUBLIC 300 WORDS INSTEAD OF THE 1500 I ACTUALLY WROTE AND DELETE THE REST. I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED WITH HOW MUCH I REMEMBERED FROM THE PREVIOUS TIME I WROTE IT, JUST A FEW TWEAKS HERE AND THERE BUT OTHERWISE I'M HAPPY WITH THIS ONE!