"SCREW" YOU

I was still totally baffled by the whole Bender scarf scenario but tried to stray away from thinking into it too much. I mean its Bender.

Fiddling with the scarf that i may have smelled a few times as the intoxicating smell it gave off of Benders musky cologne had me weak to the brain. It's highly likely that im going to steal and keep this scarf forever i mean...yeah it smelt like Bender and gave me comfort but by God it's the most softest piece of wool I've ever felt. Its like being hugged by a cloud, Not like you'd ever be able to hug a cloud but im pretty sure its hitting the border of that type of softness.

Ok, enough about clouds..

"Look, you guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come right in here, i got a meet this Saturday and im not about to miss it on the account of you boneheads"

"Oh boo hoo" I mumbled just as Bender also answered "Oh and wouldn't that be a bite huh? ugh, missing a whole wrestling meet?"

"You wouldn't know anything about if faggot, you've never competed in your whole life"

"Oh i know, i feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys" Bender mocked making me chuckle.

"Ah you'd never miss it, you don't have any goals"

"Oh but i do-"

"Yeah?"

"I wanna be just like you, i figure all i need is a... lobotomy and some tights"

I snorted "You wear tights Andrew? I always knew you were training to be the next Peter Pan" Bender laughed loudly at me making me send him a grateful smile that he enjoyed my sarcasm, meanwhile Andrew turned to look at me and said "No i don't wear tights.. a-and im not training to be Peter pan! I wear the required uniform".

"Tights" Brian and I confirmed at the same time.

"Shut up, the pair of you!" I smirked, gosh who knew it was that easy to wind someone up. Apparently according to Andrew, all you had to do was talk about his "Tights" and it set him off. Ah the more you know...

Sliding off Brian's table i heard the scratching of a pen, looking to my right i saw it was Allison drawing on her piece of paper we were supposed to give Vernon and the end of the day. She must have felt me staring because she looked up and made eye contact with me, i smiled before giving her a thumbs up on her working artwork. She smiled briefly showing her appreciation before going back to her sketch, although i was certain that she was also listening to the conversations we were all having.

Cant miss the Goss!

There was a shuffling outside the library which meant that Vernon was going somewhere, quickly rushing to a seat i found myself sat at Benders table since it was easier to run straight across and sit down on that chair than running all the way down to mine. Also that i could sit next to Bender.

Although John had also moved when i did, obviously hearing Vernon move he had the same idea as me. But he didn't run back to his seat, he ran and sat in between Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

The room was silent as we all kept our eye on Vernon to see if he was going to come into the library, luckily for all of us he didn't even glance our way and wondered down the halls.

John made a God awful snort sound making me cringe in disgust before he leapt out of his heat with a "OOH".

Once he was out of his seat he proceeded to the front of the Library. "You know there's u-um, There's not supposed to be any monkey business" Shaggy stated.

Bender turned to face Brian "Young man, have you finished your paper?" He mocked in the voice of Mr. Vernon. Pulling up his collar on his denim jacket he looked out the library doors to see if Vernon had well and truly gone. Once the coast was clear he quickly got to work on fiddling with the screw that kept the Library door open.

"C'mon Bender, dont screw around" Bender payed no mind to Popeye and continued to work on getting the screw out the door.

"What are you going to do?" Claire asked

"Drop dead i hope" Andrew said spitefully

Scoffing i pushed myself up from my chair and stormed to stand next to Andrew, getting into a defensive stance i shoved Andrew's shoulder hard. Making him almost fall from his chair he looked at me confused. "What'd you do that for dumbass?"

"Dumbass? You better watch it Peter Pan before i throw pixie dust straight into your eyes" I threatened. You don't wish death on anybody. "You dare threaten death on anyone and you best be praying you can still walk once this detention is over" By this time i was lent on his table my arms in a solid lock making me look intimidating toward Andrew which is just what i wanted. "Do i make myself clear...Dumbass?" I asked repeating his spoken word about me.

He nodded briefly which lead to me standing back up to my normal height and having a less threatening facial expression. I walked back to my original seat that i was sat in this morning and plopped myself down letting out a large sigh.

"Bender that's, that's school property there. I-i mean that's- it doesn't belong to us and its something that's not to be toyed with" The door all of a sudden slammed shut. Bender turned stuffing the screw in his pocket and walked back to his seat with a smug little smirk on his cute face. Wait cute?

"That's very funny, C'mon fix it!"

"You should really fix that" I turned to Brian "I would stop trying Brian he won't listen"

"He'd listen to you" Was all Brian said.

Confused i turned my attention back onto the guys.

"Am i a genius?" Bender asked as he quickly shot down in his seat and pulled his chair in looking all innocent like. "No, you're an asshole" Here goes Andrew again with the naughty cuss words.

"What a funny guy" John mocked.

"Fix the door Bender!" Poor Andrew kept trying bless him, i knew there was no point in getting involved here. It'll be over in a few short minutes, i mean if Vernon doesn't hear the commotion going off in here im officially proclaiming that he's partially deaf or has selective hearing. "Everyone, just shh!" He motioned for us to quieten"

Bitch im not even talking what are you on about? It's you men who have the loud ass mouth's. Put a cork in it.

"Listen I've been here before i know what im doing, Amber can even vouch for me here shes been in detention with me before!" He motioned to me which made my mouth drop open in defence and shock.

"No! Fix the door!-"

"- Iv'e never been in detention with you before thank you very much! Don't you dare try and drag me into this John Bender i swear!-" I shouted. To hell with it if Dick walks in here.

"-Get up there and fix it!"

We were all now pretty much shouting at each other. All this over a fucking screw...

"Shh! SHUT UP!" Oh we've had it now.

Just like my prediction Vernon shouted behind the closed door of the library, silencing us all "GOD DAMN IT!" We all turned to face the front as Dick stormed in like a Baby having a tantrum and is looking to argue with him Momma over his toys that were took away as punishment for misbehaving.

Just my imaginative observation.

"Why is that door closed?" He asked us all pointing behind him. Stopping in front of Claire and Andrew's table he asked the same question except louder and obviously more angrily to which John thought he'd be a smart ass and talk up "How are we supposed to know, we're not supposed to move right?" Vernon looked at Bender, almost studying him before directing his attention to Miss. Olive Oyl. "Why?"

If anyone was going to grass anyone up it was hands down going to be Claire. "We were just sitting here, like we're supposed to"

He moved on and stood in front of mine. He directed his attention to Brian and i "Who closed that door?" I shrugged as an 'I don't know' when really i couldn't be bothered with his shit. As for Brian, he didn't say anything. "I think a screw fell out of it?"

"It just closed Sir"

"WHO?" He looked at Allison. All she could manage was a squeak before slamming her head against the table, her fur hood falling over head to hide herself away from Vernon. I wouldn't blame her!

"She doesn't talk sir" I was getting ready to knock Bender's head in if he didn't stop with the snide comments that was for sure going to make Vernon snap.

Vernon, obviously figuring it out he directing his full attention onto Bender. "Give me that screw" Oh hell.. "I don't have it" Shit's gonna go down "You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of ya'" Maday! Maday! "I don't have it, screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place" He's done for.. "Give it to me Bender" Vernon threatened in a low voice.

"Excuse me, Sir. Why would anybody want to steal a screw?" OLIVE OYL TO SAVE THE DAY.

Vote for Queen Bitch everybody!

Dick turned his attention to Claire "Watch it young lady" He pointed at her. I smirked 'Well played red, well played' Vernon walked back to the door and tried using a chair as a weight to keep the door open. I sometimes wonder how he even got the principal position if he doesn't have the brain logic to know that a flimsy chair is going to hold open a heavy ass fucking door, ill never know. No wonder this school is full of shit heads, most of the teachers are themselves. Employing God knows who to work at our school, i mean whoever decided to give Vernon his job must have been high on drugs or heavily retarded.

None the less i thought i'd let Vernon drop a few IQ points.

"The door is way too heavy Sir" Dammit Bender, don't ruin his motivation, its funny.

Vernon ignored him because in every right mind its "I know best" but in Vernon's case, its completely incorrect.

Vernon let go of the door and just like that the chair got pushed out of the way as the door slammed shut.

I raised my hands before clapping in mockery. "Damn it!" I could hear Brian stifling a laugh behind me along with everyone else. Pure comedy.

Vernon came back in all calm and collected after him mini breakdown outside. "Andrew Clark, get up here. C'mon front and centre, lets go" he clicked his fingers in an attempt to hurry Andrew up.

Andrew stood from his chair before lazily walking over to Vernon. "Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be Anarchy! It's out of my hands"

Watching Vernon and Andrew lift the magazine rack was funny as hell, its like The Chuckle Brothers in England "To me, To you"

Once the magazines were in place Andrew tried to climb over the rack only to trip and wedge himself between the magazines and the other half of the door. Vernon tried to help him up by i couldn't concentrate because i was laughing way too hard. My head was now flat on the table as i cried out hysterically, i even think a tear escaped my eye it was that funny. Pure gold material, oh my children will defiantly be hearing about this!

"That's very clever Sir, but what if there's a fire?" Bender questioned smartly.

I composed myself enough to reply semi-seriously "Yeah, i think violating the fire codes and endangering the lives of children would put a real shit stain at this juncture in your career Sir" I smiled still slightly chuckling as Vernon contemplated John and i's verdict.

"All right, what are you doing with this? what are you doing with this, get it out of here for God's sake. What's the matter with you, come on!" Vernon was trying to pin this one on Andrew because he didn't want the attention on his bad decision making...again.

"Well you know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either ends of the library" Brian tried to tell Bender and i, as if we didn't know that already.

"Show Dick some respect" Bender argued.

I turned around to Brian and just motioned me cutting across my neck as if to say 'Stop talking' he soon got what I was attempting to say and smiled shyly before zipping his lips and throwing away the key.

He's such an adorable little goof!