I woke up the next day feeling a little refreshed and happy because of my new friends and my possible twin sister. I slid down the stair rails humming Call Me Maybe. Elena was playing it earlier and now it was stuck in my head. I jumped off the stairs and opened the door. I ran to the Salvatore house and knocked on the door. "Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me, maybe!" That's about all that I remember from the entire song. Stefan opened the door, shh'ed and slammed it in my face. I knocked again, this time mimicking Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. I knocked three times, "Stefan." Three more, "Stefan." And the last time, "Stefan." He still didn't open the door. I tried the handle. Click.

I looked around the house before going to the kitchen. I raided through their fridge and found some Coke. I poured myself a glass, sat down on the couch and started humming again. Damon walked down the stairs shirtless and glared at me. "Stop humming. That song is annoying," Damon told me. I stuck my tongue out and sipped my Coke. I gagged and dropped the cup. "What the hell was that? That was so not Coke!" I gagged a little more, trying to get over the strong taste.

"Bourbon," Damon informed me, "I put it in a Coke bottle to try and trick Stefan, the buzz kill won't drink at all. And stop humming, I'm trying to sleep. So, shut the hell up." I glared at him. I went into the kitchen and grabbed a water bottle, when suddenly I had a genius idea. I found some eggs, flour and glue. I mixed them together and made sure it was sticky. Keeping as quiet as possible, I went to my house and grabbed a pillow. I cut the top of it off and went back into the Salvatore house. I grabbed my 'batter' and crept up the stairs. I opened all the doors looking for Damon. When I found him he was sound asleep. I held in all my giggles and poured the batter on him. When he popped up I threw the feathers on him.

I sat on the couch with Damon, while Stefan was mumbling in front of us. "I said sorry! Stefan! Let me go home!" I was pleading, trying to get home and escape Damon, who I'm pretty sure wanted to kill me! Stefan mumbled a yes and I ran out of there.

I let out the breath, that I knew I was holding and grabbed my phone from my table. I called Elena and I'm scheduled to go to her house. I put on my sunglasses and Google mapped her address. It was kind of far. I had two choices- Walk or ask one of the Salvatore brothers. I really hope Stefan answers the door. I knocked softly on the wood portion of the door. Stefan opened the door and I did a fist pump. He laughed, "What do you want, Ella?" I put on my best puppy dog face, "A ride to my friend Elena's house. Pwease?" He sighed, grabbed his keys and pushed me towards his car. Stefan started asking if I invited anyone in besides him, Elena, and Damon. I shook my head and he asked who the cabin was filed under. "Me and my dad. He decided that since I would be living there, I should own it too." But then my face fell because he wasn't my dad. Stefan was quiet for a while and I started singing again. Stefan looked at me and said, "We should make an old version of that song. Like from the 1800's or something." I burst out laughing. That would be awesome. We finally settled on a version and we were singing it the entire ride to Elena's house.

"Hello, I just encountered you. And this is completely absurd! But here are the numerals for my cellular device. So, interact with me through these numeric digits, possibly." We finally got to Elena's house and I was a bit sad to leave. Mostly because I really liked our new theme song. I hugged Stefan and thanked him for the ride.

I knocked on Elena's door. A boy opened it and I gasped, "Ooh! Elena didn't tell me she had a boy over." I started waggling my eyebrows and the boy looked disgusted. "I'm her brother, Jeremy," he told me. Huh, I didn't know she had a brother. "Why do you look like her?" Shit, this got complicated fast. "There are about fifty people in the world who look exactly the same." It came out more as a question. Luckily, Elena came and saved me from anymore embarrassment. "Hey, Elena! Guess what! Me and Stefan made our own version of Call Me Maybe. Wanna hear it?!" She laughed and nodded. "Okay, it goes like this! Hello, I just encountered you. And this is completely absurd! But here are the numerals for my cellular device. So, interact with me through these numeric digits, possibly." She was laughing so hard now and I thought she might pass out. Elena then said, "So, you and Stefan, huh?" I mock gagged and then giggled,"No way! He's like a brother to me. If we started dating it would be weird."

Elena looked at me in shock,"So you and Damon?" I shook my head so fast, I thought it would fly off, "No! Why do you assume that I'm dating one of them?" Elena shrugged, "You were at their house so I assumed you were there for... Never mind." I had a look of pure disgust on my face. "You thought I was there for a booty call!" I started to attack her when Jeremy came in. He took one look at us and walked out. We both started laughing and the look on his face. "So, you don't mind that I think that they're cute?" Whoa, back it up. Elena thinks they're cute. I wouldn't mind Stefan but Damon... No. He's not mine or anything. "Nope! You could date them and I wouldn't mind. Just don't date them both at the same time. Only sluts would..." That's when my entire conversation with Aimee came in my mind. I found out she was trying to make a move on my best friend, Jack, while she had a boyfriend and I called her a slut. The next day, well you know what happened. And now she wants revenge. "Hey? Ella? You okay?" I nodded and had a perfect idea. "Let's go shopping!"

At the mall, we were in our fifth store, Rue 21. I bought mustache gear and Elena bought half of the store. I seriously regret suggesting the mall. We went into Hot Topic next and I found a shirt that said 'Bite Me, I Taste Delicious' and I had to buy it, just to see Stefan and Damon's reactions. I also found a really cool necklace that had fangs on it. So I bought those while Elena bought some frilly bras and girly shirts. And, was that a tutu? No, we're good. Elena still has some of her mind intact. I decided Elena bought enough crap and made her leave the mall. She then took me home because her aunt was there and she didn't want much confusion about the whole look-a-like thing, so now I was sitting on my couch, bored. I had already changed into my new shirt so right now that was the highlight of this hour. I groaned got off the couch and went to visit Stefan.

As soon as I knocked, he let me in. We went into his room and I was impressed. "Wow, Stefan. No half naked ladies in here. Bravo, you are now officially better than Damon, who I am sure has a half naked lady in there, and I don't mean a poster." Stefan laughed and then stopped. "What's wrong?" "Hello, I just encountered you." I smiled, "And this is completely absurd!"

"But, here are the numerals for my cellular device."

"So, interact with me through these numeric digits, possibly." We both laughed and then he pointed at my shirt, "I bet you do. Hey, that reminds me. I have a shirt that would be perfect for you. It has very small print on the chest area and says 'If you can read this, you're looking too hard.' Do you want it? It belonged to my friend, Lexi." I nodded. That sounds like my type of shirt. Stefan looked at me again,"You know, I haven't had this much fun since Lexi and me parted ways." I smiled, "That warms my heart, Stefanie. I always knew we would be the best girly friends ever!"

And that's how I ended up in the living room, playing on my phone. Damon burst through the door and I jumped up and ran to Stefan's room. I pounded on the door,"Stefan! Help! Please! Damon's here and he's goi- Mm-mph!" Damon grabbed me and glared at me. "Payback," he whispered. Stefan opened his door, rolled his eyes and took me away from Damon, "Girly friend! You saved me! I shall be forever in your debt!" I heard Damon laughing and muttering something along the lines of, "Way better than payback." I continued thanking Stefan all the way to his room. He sat me on the floor, gave me a candy bar and told me to be quiet. "Why?!" He glared at me, and I shut up. I opened the candy and bit it. It tasted horrible. I started breaking it and throwing little pieces at his head. He opened the door, dragged me out and closed it. "Stefanie? Is this part of my debt?" I crossed my arms and waited for my answer. I didn't get one.

I was now in the kitchen looking for candy. I grabbed a chocolate bar and began to eat it. I was beginning to get really bored so I decided to go annoy Damon. I knocked on his door and then barged in. "Hi! Stefan's mad at me! Can I hang out with you?" He smirked and nodded. "So what are you doing? Can we go to eat? I'm hungry! Stefan gave me crap candy!" He groaned, "Fine. But you have to drink one whole glass of bourbon." He held his hand out and I shook it. He gave me a glass of bourbon and I gulped it. Then he took me to what he called 'the grill'. "Can I have a hamburger? Hey, why is it called a hamburger? It doesn't have ham in it. Maybe they were trying to say it was the opposite of a cheeseburger. Or-"

"Jesus, you are really tipsy," Damon laughed. "Yeah. Wait... My name is Ella not Jesus." He laughed again and made me sit down. Soon enough, a blond guy came with our orders. "Hey, Elena. Nice contacts."

I looked up and glared at him, "Why does everyone think I'm not Ella?! I mean first he thinks I'm Jesus and now you think I'm Elena? I mean do I have the same eyes as her? No! And quite frankly I think-" Something whacked me in the head, "Did you just throw a fry at me, Damon? You know what? I'm taking my burger and I'm leaving!" I shoved my fries in my mouth and then took my burger with me outside. I started chewing on my fries until I was able to swallow them. Then I took a bite of my burger. I started walking around, I really don't know where to. Then a car honked at me, "Get in princess, Stefan is going to freak out if I don't come back home with you." I turned, threw my burger at the car and started running.

I was soon at the Salvatore house again. I ran in and went to Stefan. "Help! Damon is trying to take me here and I don't want to be here! I want my burger but I threw it at Damon! And it was so good!" Stefan groaned, "He made you drink didn't he?" I nodded and started crying,"I feel like a blond! I feel- I feel-" I paused for dramatic effect, "Fabulous!" Stefan gave me a glass of water. I quickly sipped it. "Hey? Stefan? Call Elena and tell her you're single. I think she likes you." Stefan scoffed, "Whatever. You need to go sleep. I'm taking you home." I started screaming, "I don't have my keys! There are in my purse and Damon has them! I have no where to go!" He rolled his eyes and put me in a bed. "Just stay here." I ignored him and snuggled into my pillow.

(A/N: Wow, this was fun to write! Who else likes tipsy Ella? And the bonding between Ella and Stefan? Della or Stella? Ha! Love, Poptart. P.s. that is NOT my real name. My friend 'adopted' me and named me that!)