*team rwby and cvfy are talking then a portal brought them to a theater *

Ruby: hey where are we *sees jaune in a military outfit *

Jaune where are we

Jaune: *silence*

Yang: hey Ruby talking to you *worry *

Jaune: *still silence *

Velvet: j-jaune *grabs jaune as he fell backwards with a bullet to the head * AHHH

*jaune clone disappeared while the real one appeared laughing*

Jaune laughing: holy shit that is payback

They see him

Jaune: how you doing

*Velvet charges at him and slaps him*

Velvet: YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A DAMN HEART ATTACK(angry)

*then a woman comes to check on him*

???:dear are you alright

Jaune: I'm fine alice

Everyone: DEAR?!

jaune: *looks at them * ah yes everyone meet my wife alice liddell arc

Alice: dear I think you broke them

*Jaune looks at them*

Jaune: ohhhh hold on this will do cover your ears little reaper

*alice covers her ears*

*Jaune fires a shot gun in the air*

*BANG*

Everyone but alice: AAAHHHHHH what happened

Alice: yall broke when I called him dear

Wiess: WHY IS EVERYONE CHEST BIGGER THEN MINE(crying in jealousy)

(Everyone then see her cup size and is jealous)

Jaune: HEY DON'T LOOK AT MY WIFE LIKE THAT (pissed)