As everyone started to get seated once again, Soviet was still seen hammering away at the projector.

Soviet: God! *Whack* Damn! *Whack* Son! *Whack* Of a SLUT! *WHAM*

Soviet proceeded to smack the projector one more time before grabbing it and proceeding to throw it across the theater as it crashed into the wall creating a hole while it itself was undamaged.

Soviet: FUCK!

The theater then watched as Soviet sighed in defeat before walking towards the projector to retrieve and resettle it as he dragged his feet.

Ozpin: It seems Mr. Soviet is not happy with his devices.

Salem: Yes, he truly isn't...

Ozpin then raised an eyebrow as he glanced over to Salem in suspicion.

Ozpin: 'She agreed with me, and with zero hostility... something is up with her.'

Salem however was glancing over to Jaune and Pyrrha who were talking with Salem noticing how friendly Jaune and Pyrrha were to each other compared to everyone else.

Salem: 'If he is my descendent... this can change everything...'

Soviet: All right...! Who's ready to lose more braincells!

Winter: Oh dear gods...

The lights then shut off as the a very familiar art style was seen as an ATC Tower was seen with some clouds in the orangish yellow sky. Not long after, a TSA agent, Legiqn was seen telling everyone how to pass the screening.

Legiqn: If I can have all of you please remove-

Ruby: What's this about?

Soviet: Unlike Remnant, we have to make sure you have nothing dangerous on you at all when boarding an aerial flight due to an... ahem. World changing event.

Ruby and a few others in the theater didn't like to hear Soviet's tone of voice when he said "World Changing Event."

Legiqn was then seen wearing each piece of clothing he said to remove in order as he went down the line with an arrangement of people in line.

Legiqn: Bulky sweaters, hats, shoes. Please for the love of God, nothing in your pockets.

Ironwood: So this world changing event made security become extremely increased.

Soviet: Oh yeah! It's more of a hassle nowadays, but necessary. Pretty much, whatever see here is done for security, just not AS intense, but still thorough. 'Then again, TSA is just shit in general.'

Legiqn: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and take that sweater off.

Glynda: Knowing how this... universe has been going so far, this is going to get complicated real fast.

Legiqn was quickly seen getting annoyed quickly as he started to repeat himself.

Legiqn: Ma'am. Ma'am! 

Glynda: Here we go...

Legiqn: Please take your sweat-

Legiqn's shocked face quickly took over the screen as he looked slightly worried before putting his arms and hands behind his back.

Cinder: Oh for the love of the Brother Gods, now what?!

Legiqn: That's not a sweater, that's your body, okay good to know

Silence quickly drew into the theater as those who understood looked slightly disgusted while those who didn't looked confused.

Soviet: Awk- wooooord.

Vanoss, Terroriser, and Marcel/BasicallyIDoWRK in line with Terroriser seemingly asleep while standing as a line of drool was seen hanging out from his mouth, Vanoss pounding his fists onto Terrorisers back and Marcel looking... happy as he had his arms in a type of hooks.

Yang: What's up with him?

Vanoss: Ugh, dude! What is taking so long?! We're gonna miss our flight!

WildCat suddenly appeared behind Marcel, phone in hand as he read the flight schedules.

Winter: He is still like that?

Ironwood: And I have a hunch why.

WildCat: Good news guys! Our flight has been delayed!

Nebula: Looks like they're catching their flight after all.

WildCat: Apparently some woman's emotional support alligator-

The entire theater then took a pause right when the captain and pilot of the plane was seen in frame.

Robyn: Excuse me, what?

May M: An, emotional support...

Joanna: Alligator?

Mercury: Right when you think you saw it all.

Soviet: 'They haven't seen anything yet, fucking Floridians.'

Suddenly the glass on the door behind the pilot exploded with an alligator trying to come through as the pilot screamed in terror, arms high, and eyes wide with a shriek of terror. The screen quickly swiped back to WildCat as he kept reading with his eyes and mouth getting smaller and smaller in seemingly fear.

WildCat: Ate the pilot. It's gonna take hours to clean up... there's fucking blood and guts everywhere.

With that the entire theater was silent as Marcel and Vanoss were seen on screen once more.

Vanoss: All right!

Weiss: WHAT THE HECK?!

Winter: They're just brushing off somebodies death just like that?!

Glynda: Not to mention if that alligator is secured or not?!

The entire audience was in confusion, shock, and fright wondering what was wrong with these people. They knew they had problems before, but now it's just worse.

Soviet: Ima just... give them a minute...

Timeskip

Soviet: All right! We fine?

Oobleck: For the most part, I believe!

Soviet: Good! Now let's keep this ball rolling!

Marcel's voice was quickly heard saying "Thank! God!" despite not moving his mouth or pose at all.

Ruby: Wha- Whaaaat???

The camera then zoomed out revealing Marcel laying belly down in a tent reading a book as behind the tent slightly was the innocent looking Nogla with his zoned out face.

Marcel: This line hasn't moved since we got here.

The "fake" Marcel then fell over revealing it was a cardboard cutout the entire time as WildCat and Vanoss just stared at it.

Emerald: Oh you have to be kidding me.

Roy: It's not...

Legiqn was quickly heard again shouting at a man who was just holding a bin.

Legiqn: Push- push the bin! All the way onto the belt!

Coco: Oh no, it's one of these people...!

Jaune: What are you talking about, Coco?

Coco: You... you'll see.

That same man was now seen lifting the bin above his head at an angle

Legiqn: On the- no! Push the bin-!

The bag that was in the bin quickly fell out and onto the floor as Legiqn was seen doing a pushing motion getting even more annoyed.

Legiqn: From the back towards the belt!

The man was now seen sitting in said bin as everyone started to get annoyed now.

Cinder: They... can't! be this incompetent!

Legiqn quickly slid into frame in a type of hunchback with his hands in a claw like stance getting angrier

Legiqn: On! For the love of God! Push the bin onto the belt!

Yatsu: He's almost at his breaking point.

Legiqn quickly popped out of somebody else's bag with a sock on his head and underwear on his shoulder as he pulled out the mans laptop opening it seeing it flash the word "NO" in white and red.

Legiqn: Sir! Everyone knows you're not supposed to have a fucking laptop in a bag anymore! It needs to be in its own tray!

Velvet: Hey! That's his stuff!

Port: It seems he's forgetting boundaries due to... complications.

Everyone watched as Legiqn's mentality quickly break down as he was seen digging through another bag as CDs in their cases were being thrown out said bag.

Legiqn: The CDs need to come out of the-!

Legiqn quickly stopped digging through the bag with another 5 CD cases in hand as the woman held onto her other arm.

Legiqn: Why do you still have CDs?!

Everyone, while they didn't know what a CD was, knew they were most likely something vintage since to appeared they went out of date.

Ozpin: It seems the job is getting to his mental psyche.

Glynda: Yes, as a person can be smart, but people are dumb.

Cinder: 'Which is perfect for master.'

Legiqn was now seen wearing sunglasses as he apparently blocked somebody and a large beam of light.

Legiqn: Ma'am! Take off your 37 pieces of jewelry!

Weiss: Now while I do enjoy some jewelry, the fact its reflecting that much light is beyond ridiculous!

The camera then zoomed into somebodies belt buckle which read "BAMF" as Legiqn started to freak out more.

Legiqn: Is that a belt?! Is that a belt?!

Legiqn then pressed his finger against the buckle as a small crunch was heard with it.

Glynda: What is BAMF?

Soviet: Do you really not know what BAMF stands for?

Tai: Uh, some of us do.

Qrow: Yup, maybe Ice Queen knows.

Winter: I fortunately do not.

Qrow: Ah, bummer.

A few others agreed while others looked confused.

Soviet: I'm surprised you don't, Goodwitch, with all the students you deal with.

Glynda: I have had more pressing matters to attend to then learn acronyms or words used by students.

Soviet then nodded his head in up and down a small and quick motions.

Soviet: Understandable. Mrs. Rose.

Summer: Right...

Summer quickly covered Ruby's ears.

Ruby: Again?!

Soviet: BAMF means Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

Silence came from the seats of those who just learnt this acronym while those who did know either laughed in silence or groaned at the fact now more people knew.

Glynda: For the love of Oum...

Winter: Even acronyms now...

Qrow: Ahahahahahaha!

Soviet then turned to Summer nodding as she removed her hands from Ruby's ears as she heard Qrow cackling at this point.

Ruby: What was it?!

Yang: Nothing you need to worry about Ruby.

Ruby: But-!

Yang: Hush.

Ruby: Fine...

Ruby then accepted the fact, Qrow stifling his laughter and everyone settling back in.

Soviet: Anyways... let's continue!

Legiqn was now seen in the mans pants who looked concerned while Legiqn essentially looked insane.

Nolan: Okay, that's just weird.

Roy: Weird, weird.

Legiqn: That is a belt! I hate my life!

Ironwood: Is security taken to this extent where belts aren't allowed?

Soviet: Well, unless you want to trigger the metal detector then be my guest. Happened once to a guy in front of me. 

Ironwood: Ah, understandable.

Green lines representing a type of smell in the air was now seen with Legiqn's eyes watering.

Legiqn: Who is wearing Axe Body Spray! Stop it!

Dew: Is this Axe Body Spray that bad?

Soviet then shrugged as he took a bite from a sugar cookie.

Soviet: From my experiences with it in general. It's not as bad as shown here... maybe?

Dew then shrugged too as she accepted his answer.

Legiqn was just pissed off now as he did a knife hand towards the conveyer belt revealing a child coming out.

Legiqn: Ma'am! Your son has shit on the conveyer belt! Please clean this up!

The younger people in the audience then looked disgusted while some adults chuckled or groaned at it remembering their own children or dealing with young children in general.

Legiqn quickly popped out somebodies suitcase pointing at the mans feet.

Legiqn: Take your fucking shoes off!

Before anyone could say anything, Legiqn was now in the middle of the two lines on his knees ripping hair off his head.

Legiqn: I can't handle this anymore!

Glynda: And he's lost it.

The scene quickly changed to show a different airport wit the orange sky and mountains in the back with a plane preparing to land.

Ironwood: I'm guessing these are jets are used for more civilians uses compared to the military?

Soviet: Right. These are essentially the Air Buses for Earth.

Ironwood: Good to know.

The scene was now Marcel, WildCat, Nogla, and Vanoss outside the airport with Marcel wearing sunglasses looking at something, WildCat looking slightly bothered standing, Nogla sitting on some luggage looking bored and Vanoss just looking around.

Marcel: Aaaaaah. Las Vegas. The entertainment capital of the world!

And once again, before anyone could say anything, they saw what Marcel was looking at, which was a parody "Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada" sign with it now reading, "Welcome To Las Vegas, Home Of Pay To Win."

Robyn: Well... it is a gambling city.

Clover: And you need to pay money to win more money or just lose it all.

May M: Just gotta love gambling.

Delirious was now seen seating like all hell with massive sweat stains shown under his arms as he presented it to the camera.

Delirious: Ugh! Las Vegas is hot as hell! I'm sweating my ass off over here.

Glynda: How hot is it there?

Soviet: The yearly average temperature in Las Vegas is 26.8°C or 80.2°F, I think? Varies depending on the time of year obviously.

Gwen: Oh, a little hotter than Vacuo

Octavia: What was the highest?

Soviet: Recorded ever, 120°F on July 7th, 2024. With it regularly in the middle of the year going past the 100's.

Those from Vacuo then paled at the temperatures. Vacuo is hot but 120 and averaging the 100's sometimes in the year was ridiculous.

Terroriser quickly slid into frame preparing an old polaroid camera.

Terroriser: Well why don't you just take off your mask then if you're so fucking hot?

Delirious: NEVER!

Delirious quickly gripped onto the mask making sure it didn't come off.

Weiss: Does he really not like showing his face?

Soviet: I'm assuming so? I haven't watched him in a while, but I do know that he has never shown his face, but there is a possibility.

Weiss: Possibility?

Soviet: There is a leaked video of him showing his talking about his lack of videos, but the quality of it and all, some don't believe it. So until we have an official face reveal, we can only speculate. I for one, don't believe the video to be real.

Weiss: Interesting.

Vanoss quickly cut into camera with Terroriser chasing Delirious in the background trying to get a picture while Delirious kept the mask in place.

Vanoss: Oh by the way guys, I spent the rest of our money in all of our savings on the all access Tubecon passes. So if we don't win this competition we're pretty much homeless.

*Crickets*

Jaune: They are SO screwed.

Some Students: Yup!

WildCat then looked not in the slightest of being worried and just annoyed at this point.

WildCat: Oh, wow, cool, thanks for the heads-up man.

Qrow: He's just tired of Vanoss's shiii-

Qrow then remembered that Ruby was sitting right beside him as he stopped himself.

Qrow: Stuff at this point.

A car then pulled up as the window rolled down to reveal SilentDroidd as the driver with his Latino voice.

Soviet: I would like everyone to meet SilentDroidd or just Droidd, an associate of Team 6.

Ironwood: So this is an associate.

Soviet: Correct he's well known for the voice you hear now.

Droidd: Uber, for WildCat?

WildCat then slid to the window with a hand inside.

WildCat: Uh, he- yeah! Is this Carlos?

Droidd then gave a thumbs up.

Droidd: Si!

Penny: While assuming this is another language, I assume 'Si' means yes?!

Soviet: You would be correct Penny.

Penny: Sen-sational!

WildCat then turned back to the crew with everyone just standing there except for Delirious who had his hands on his mask while Terroriser rode on his back trying to take a picture.

WildCat: All right boys! Uber's here, let's go!

Vanoss was now seen as Delirious hugged onto his teddy getting into the car as Terroriser followed close behind with Delirious looking at him very suspiciously.

Vanoss: All right, come on everybody! Get in the car! Do- wha- wait...

Vanoss then went to grab his bag before stopping looking confused as the camera looked to where his bag was supposed to be seeing nothing there but the flashing outline of what should be.

Glynda: He lost his bag?! How?!

Vanoss: Wait- my-! My bag! Where's my-

Vanoss then noticed someone out in the distance as the camera zoomed out revealing a type of business man with a tall ten gallon hat driving off in a limousine.

Blake: He stole the bag!

Pyrrha: And he's getting away!

Vanoss: Hey! Guys!

Marcel then popped into frame.

Marcel: Why are you yelling? I'm right here.

Brawnz: Is he not concerned with what just happened?!

Roy: To be fair, he is the reason they're pretty much homeless now.

Brawnz then took a pause before nodding.

Brawnz: True.

Vanoss: That guy took my bag!

Marcel: So? Who cares?

Nolan: He really just doesn't care at this point.

Vanoss then pinched the bridge of his nose before grabbing Marcel's shirt.

Vanoss: You-! *Scoff* Our badges are in that bag!

*Crickets*

Ruby: CHASE HIM DOWN!

Marcel: Oooh. Tha- that- that is a big deal. You're right.

Everyone quickly tried to get in the car.

Vanoss: We gotta go! Come on! Follow that guy!

Terroriser then popped out the sun roof before dramatically pointing in the limo's direction.

Terroriser: Follow that limoooooooooooooo-!

Ruby: Yeah! Get hi-

Droidd: Wait. Hold it.

Droidd quickly put his hand in Marcel's face.

Ruby: Oh come on?!

Yang: Now what?!

Droidd: Only four passengers allowed in this car. No exceptions.

Ruby/Yang: WHAT?! WHY?!

Marcel: Okay! So what?! You're just gonna leave the black guy and idiot behind?!

The car then sped off in a cloud of dust as it waved away revealing Marcel and Nogla standing there with Marcel tearing up due to the dust while Nogla just picked his nose.

Weiss: Ugh, disgusting.

Winter: Not a shred of decency.

Nogla: Wait-

With a pop, Nogla stopped picking his nose as his eyes went in different directions.

Nogla: I'm black?

Soon facepalms were seen all around in the theater. 

The two cars were now seen on the highway zooming as the limo started to get away passing a semitruck as other ones were also driving by with Droidd staying in his lane.

Terroriser: Pedro come on! Put the pedal to the metal now!

Droidd: Uh...

Delirious: Come on man! Drive fucking faster!

Droidd: I... I can't break the speed limit.

Ironwood: At least he's following the law. Though, they are chasing a criminal.

Vanoss: Step on it! He's getting away!

Droidd: We're in a school zone!

WildCat then popped out from behind his seat, phone in hand.

WildCat: If you don't go fucking faster. I swear I