Soviet: Anyways... next showing!

Everyone then deadpanned as they watched Soviet check the projector.

Soviet: Uh... huh.

Glynda: What is it this time Mr. Soviet?

Soviet: It's... wow...

Oobleck: What?

Soviet: I haven't seen this universe since I was like... 12...

Ruby: And you're 16?

Soviet: Listen, Earth now a days just doesn't feel real.

Ironwood: What do you mean?

Soviet: It's 2024, but it feels like it's 2021 or further which is terrifying!

Nora: Yowch, 3 years feel like nothing?

Soviet: FUCKING YES! That and my interests have shifted sort of drastically.

Ironwood: Well what are you talking about?

Soviet: Erm... let's say we need to secure and protect the world while containing our threats.

Nadir: Secure. Contain. Protect?

Just as Nadir said that the lights complete went black causing everyone to panic.

Salem: What is this?!

Jaune: What's going on?!

Reese: Arslan!

Arslan: I can... see?!

Soviet meanwhile was berating Nadir for what he had just said.

Soviet: You idiot! What have you done?! 

Nadir: All I said were three words?!

Soviet: Putang ina mo! Damn idiot!

Soon a symbol appeared on screen as everyone watched the intro unfold.

We all know what's going to happen next, anyways. Always remember!

LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND!