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"This is fucking disgusting."

"Austin, it's literally a condiment. It's not going to kill you."

"It's black! And it's chunky!"

"It's chunky because you fucking used the spoon to mix it together!"

"...oh."

I let out a huff and move the jar in my hands closer to the man, only to have him shy away from it and scrunch up his nose. "Oh my God."

"Get that shit away from me!" he screeches.

"Austin!" I drag out, fed up with his behaviour. "It's literally Vegemite. I ate this every morning when I was younger and I'm still alive and healthy."

"I've tried it before, I don't need to try it again." he complains. "I also forgot to add the fact that I hated it! It literally smells like Chases sock drawer!"

"Mate— you tried it with a spoon."

"And?"

"And?" I mimick him, making my voice deeper and pulling a stupid face. "You're not supposed to eat it like that!" I say, slapping my hands on the kitchen counter in front of me.

"Having it on bread doesn't sound appetising either... how about I just not try it, and we call it a day?" he suggests, tapping my shoulder and pulling the fakest smile he possibly could.

"No."

"Sydneyyy!" he drags out like a child. "It's literally forbidden Nutella. It's practically wet yeast."

As soon as he says this, Chase comes into the kitchen and places his dirty plate into the sink. "Sydney," he starts, dramatically pointing his finger at me. "I don't know what crack they put in that Vegemite shit, but if my mouth cold have an orgasm— it just did."

My eyes widen and I fail to find the words to respond to him. He gives us both finger guns before walking back out of the kitchen like he didn't just say what he said, and continues on with his day.

"Uh-" I mutter, scratching my head. "What he said.... I mean, he admitted to it being good— not the other part."

Austin huffs as he looks over the jar once more, scrunching his nose up as he reads over the label. "How much will you give me to eat some?"

I scoff. "The fuck? Nothing."

He rolls his eyes. "Should've known that was gonna be your answer... I guess I'll try some."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure that your sure is sure?"

"I- What? Yes."

"Are you sure that your sure is sure that your s-"

"Oh my fucking god— yes! Just give me a butter knife so I can try it." he snaps, making grabby-hands towards the drawer that I'm leaning on.

"Woah! Okay, okay, calm down." I say, opening the drawer and passing him a knife. "You need some butter, there should be some in the fridge."

"You need to toast the toast first." he tells me.

I pause. "Toast the toast?"

The realisation finally hits him. "Oh, fuck you. Go suck Rudy's cock."

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"Hey, Syd?"

"Yeah?" I mutter, adjusting my head on Rudy's lap into the direction of the voice I just heard.

"Isn't there a beach just down the road?" I hear the voice of Madelyn ask from her seat next to Chase.

The group of us were sitting in the lounge room of my hotel, eating breakfast together as we watched TV. It was a sunny Thursday morning and the forecast was set to be beautiful all day— meaning that it was perfect weather to take the crew out to see Australia. We only had about three days left here before it was all over— we need to make the most out of it.

I nod my head. "Indeed there is."

She looks around at everyone before painting on a toothy smile. "Beach day?"

Mutters of "Yes" and "Absolutely" is all that is heard before she slaps her hands together. "Perfect! We'll head there after everyone is done eating, yeah?"

"Sounds good to me." Jonathan shrugs, looking around at everyone as we all nod.

"Australia has shit TV." Chase bluntly says as he flips through numerous different channels— groaning as he comes across each one.

"I lived with it for 15 years... I'm sure you'll be fine for another couple of days. Plus, this is live TV. It's always shit." I say, rolling my eyes.

"There's like five different channels playing Home And Away re-runs!" he complains. "Oh my God, this shit is worse than Riverdale!"

"Okay, ouch," Madison snaps. "I lowkey enjoyed that show."

"Soz," Chase says and raises his hands up in defence. "It was too full on for me— it didn't need so many seasons... same with 13 Reasons Why."

"Okay, so you're a director now?" I cockily ask him, raising my eyebrow.

"Excuse me, but in my defence Hannah wasn't even mentioned that much after the second season! And the last season was just stupid, really... Justin was hot though. RIP him." he mumbles away, trailing off as he makes himself distracted.

"Oh my God," Madelyn groans, slapping her boyfriend across the chest.

"Ouch!" he whines like a child, rubbing where she slapped him.

"You're rambling, my guy, it got annoying." she shrugs.

He pulls a sour face and flips her off. "Rude. My girlfriend is broken. Someone put her in rice."

Rudy lets out a chuckle from above me at the boys words and wraps his arm around my middle, pulling me closer to his body. I adjust myself so my back is now resting against his front and he wraps both his arms around me, placing his chin on my shoulder.

"Comfortable?" I chuckle.

"Always." he mutters back, nuzzling into the crook of my neck.

"Has anyone seen Austin?" Drew suddenly asks as he pulls a confused face, looking around the room.

"I'm in the kitchen!" The voice of Austin yells. We hear fast footsteps approaching the lounge room before the man enters, two pieces of fresh toast in his hands. "Okay— Chase was right. They definitely put crack in this shit."

"See!" Chase yells, throwing his hands in the air. "I'm not the only one!"

"Just yesterday, numerous photos of actor Rudy Pankow and our very own Sydney Stanley were released of the two walking the streets of Brisbane, hand in hand and looking very happy. We're stoked to see that Sydney has invited her friends— also known as the cast of the hit Netfix show, Outer Banks, to Australia. We wish them all the best..."

As soon as our names were mentioned, each of us spun our heads around to look at the TV. Photos of Rudy and I walking around town from yesterday had been released and everyone was going crazy about it. I didn't think it was huge enough to have Sunrise talking about it, but apparently I was wrong.

"Oh my God, guys!" Chase says with fake enthusiasm. "We're famous!"

"Sydney, you could literally make it onto the news for just breathing. This country loves you." Drew scoffs.

"Hold on," Austin says, his mouth full of toast. "When the fuck did y'all go out yesterday?"

"Uh-" I mutter.

"Well... you see-" Rudy stammers.

"I need to go! My goldfish is drowning!" I say and practically jump up from my seat, booking it into the direction of my bedroom.

"My grandmother just had a fall! I've gotta fly back to Alaska!" I hear Rudy say as soon as I stand up.

"You both are stupid." Chase deadpans.

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hichasestokes no pic creds? fuck u
>sydneystanley too famous for u tbh
>hichasestokes wERE IN A TV SHOW TOGETHER WHERE I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER EAT MY ASS
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>drewstarkey i agree

rudeth covered the toez 😭🧍‍♂️
>user pls tell me ur joking
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>user NO-
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>user sudy interaction??
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>user MY PARENTS

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>user sometimes i wonder how you all come up with this shit
>hichasestokes we pull it out of our asses!
>user sick! 😼

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rudy
soooo....

syd
hi

rudy
those toe pics?? 😈

syd
BSGDJSBHDJW
NO
unless we trade?

rudy
fo sho 👹🤑😈🤝🙌🏼
ingrown for ingrown? 🤨 📸

syd
it's a deal my slime 😼😼

rudy

HOW DID WE MEET
U ARE INCREDIBLE

syd
well
u see
two dudes got together and made a show
and they were like
lol
✨love interest ✨
and then
well
we got casted
and bAM

rudy
it was a fucking rhetorical question

syd
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

rudy
idk
with ur girl telepathy
y'all read into shit hEAPS
making more stories that walt disney or whateva 💅💅

syd

rudy
why am i looking at harry potter pole dancing

syd
look at it

rudy
i am
and i don't like it

syd
look at it

rudy
wasn't he like twelve here

syd
look at it

rudy
this is weird
close to child pornography
he is twelve
and i am watching him pole dance

syd
look

rudy
I AM
IVE LOOKED
WHAT IS THE ISSUE

syd

rudy
WHY AM I LOOKING AT KERMIT POLE DANCE NOW
WHAT IS THIS
i'm expecting one of harry styles coming soon
maybe even niall
idk
ur predictable

syd
....
give me two seconds

rudy
oh fuck off

syd

rudy
PLS WHY DID I GIVE YOU IDEAS

syd

rudy
NO
STOP
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT
NO

syd
the internet is a very fun place

rudy
NOT WHEN THEY POST PHOTOS OF ME POLE DANCING
WHEN WOULD YOU EVEN USE THAT IN A CONVERSATION

syd
i mean
we are having a conversation
so
i guess i used it appropriately

rudy
no
no syd
you didn't

syd

rudy
pUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING BEFORE U USE THAT
RIP MY BABY
RIP CEDDY
mouldy voldy's a whore 🦍💨

syd
A TRIGGER WARNJSGSUSGXHSNWHS
U MAKE ME LAUGH

rudy
thank u
glad i could make u giggle

syd
ew nvm
i take that back

rudy
fuck off with ur harry potter memes
i had to deal with harry styles
and now harry potter?
WHAT IS UR ISSUE
DO U ONLY LIKE MEN THAT START WITH H AND END WITH ARRY

syd
yes

rudy
hold on give me 5 seconds
gotta do a pinterest surf

boom

syd
i-
you did not just find harry potter memes for me

rudy
oh
but i did

syd
simp
fuck u
legit

rudy
wait no stop
i found one
i'm really proud of it
can i show u

syd
sbrucnsbdunshd
okay

rudy
YAY
okay so
no one:
jj maybank:

syd

rudy
FUCK U I THOUGHT IT WAS CREATIVE

syd
you lied to yourself

rudy
i'm leaving

syd
NO