usernames

moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo

nct 127

4:16am

furry: okay everyone so as u all know were gonna record highway to heaven today and looking at where we're gonna film it it looks appropriate for a road trip with all of the members don't u think

stupidposes: i'm not reading all of that

tannedboi: it's literally a sentence u lazy bitch

stupidposes: it's literally 4am u stupid bitch

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: i mean it's gonna be fun and by fun i mean tens gonna be there ;)

yutaxesuck: and sicheng ;))

dadsapastor: gtfo
dadsapastor: how do u put ur phone on airplane mode again

tannedboi: u fucking grandma

dadsapastor: im not kun smh

furry: ok the vehicles are here

tannedboi: bitch what
tannedboi: we didn't even agree

furry: too bad
furry: tell u what
furry: whoever calls wayv, dream AND chenle doesn't have to explain what the meaning to highway to heaven is

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: on it
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: oh wait i don't have chenle's number

tannedboi: mARK MOVE OUT THE WAY U CUNT

dadsapastor: STFU THESE SUITCASES ARE HARD TO CARRY

furry: oh i see markhyuck coming out the dorm

tannedboi: MOVE MOVE
tannedboi: FASTER U FUCKING TURBO

dadsapastor: IM TRYING

stupidposes: isn't turbo fast

tannedboi: im talking about turbo the turtle or tortoise whatever the fuck it is from the movie turbo
tannedboi: u fucking millennial
tannedboi: someone save me from these boomers

dadsapastor: suffer u little mona fucking lifuckingsa

tannedboi: IM NOT TEN
tannedboi: GET UR EYES CHECKED

dadsapastor: YEAH WELL IM NOT KUN

furry: i got the staff to call the other units
furry: ill add them here one sec

furry added 10+ to nct 127

dadsapastor: wait why tf did u add them here
dadsapastor: this is the nct 127 chat

furry: calm down
furry: the only thing theyll see is us being drunk whilst texting
furry: im pretty sure wayv and dream dont mind that

jisuckurmom: yeah man
jisuckurmom: ur dads a pastor and u write weird ass songs

tannedboi: yeah he's so weird
tannedboi: he even put let me love you on by wayv and started stroking my thighs in his sleep

johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: YOOO WHAT
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: CALM TF DOWN WE ALL KNOW UR HORNY BUT DAAAMN

dadsapastor: ah yes
dadsapastor: let me love you
dadsapastor: such a calming song

tannedboi: ah yes
tannedboi: love talk
tannedboi: such a calming song

goodboygonebad: excuse me
goodboygonebad: ah yes
goodboygonebad: summer 127
goodboygonebad: such a calming song

icecream: ah yes
icecream: drippin'
icecream: such a calming song

chenlookatmysexyface: that's our song u fucking idiot

icecream: i'm looking at u
icecream: u dirty son of a pastor

dadsapastor: omf yk what
dadsapastor: taeyong put me in a seat far from these lot

furry: ur sharing a seat next to hyuck

dadsapastor: WHAT

tannedboi: WHAT
tannedboi: NO FUCKING WAY AM I SITTING NEXT TO HIM

dadsapastor: NO LET ME CHANGE
dadsapastor: I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS

furry: well
furry: all the seats are taken
furry: the arrangements are:
furry: back row has 5 seats and two for each
furry: last row, first seat is yuta, jisung
furry: last row, second seat is johnny, kun
furry: last row, third seat is hyuck, mark
furry: last row, fourth seat is chenle, yang yang
furry: last row, fifth seat is xiaojun, hendery
furry: second row, first seat is ten, sicheng
furry: second row, second seat is jaehyun, renjun
furry: then there's a gap in between second seat and third
furry: second row, third seat is jeno, jaemin
furry: second row, forth seat is taeil, shotaro
furry: first row, first seat is sungchan, jungwoo
furry: first row, second seat is lucas, doyoung
furry: then there's a gap
furry: the other two seats are for the staff so yeah

dadsapastor: AW WHAT
dadsapastor: WERE IN THE MIDDLE
dadsapastor: THAT MEANS EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT WERE DOING
dadsapastor: wait that sounds wrong

tannedboi: mark
tannedboi: dont
tannedboi: just
tannedboi: dont

tallasstree: can we all agree that these are the worst arrangements ever

moominbitch: no

icecream: no

handsanitizereater: no

grandma: weLL OFC BC U THREE ARE SITTING TOGETHER
grandma: SMH

furry: ok stfu and get ur asses in the bus rn