Joker had been up all night investigating the "Joker cave". He looked at all the "souvenirs" he supposedly collected over the course of a few years from what he gathered. Alfred had been no help as he just assumed joker was trying to prank him. Go figure.
   "What does batman have to do this?" Was the question he kept asking himself. He also noticed he had a bunch of souvenirs from the bat. It was about 7am when he exited the cave. He was super hungry and decided breakfast would be good.
    "Wow, early today sir," Alfred said, cooking breakfast.
    "Am I a good guy or a bad guy?" He asked Alfred bluntly. Alfred laughed.
    "Well, I hope you're still a good guy," Alfred told him. So, Joker was a good guy. That meant bats was...
    "What has batman been up to?" I asked.
    "I'm not sure, maybe some robberies this time. He loves all types of crime, you know," Alfred told him, flipping a pancake. (This is a reference to one of my favorite batjokes fanfics named one stormy night. Check it out.)
  The pieces were sticking together now.  Bats and him had switched places of sorts. He wondered if the bat was going through the same thing as him. Consciously knowing that this was not right. Now that he knew, how did he get out of here?

  "Alfred, I'm going down," Joker told him. He felt really insane now. He was already was insane, but this made it even worse. He laughed to himself. 'What a pickle,' he thought.
   It had taken him forever to figure out how to use the database. He was working on it until he got hungry. He sat down on the chair and looked up Batman's crime history. What he saw was shocking.
   "Oh, batsy look at what you've been up to," Joker said to himself, laughing afterwards. He looked up all the other villains in his universe. They were all like him here. Heroes. He looked up Batman's friends. Villains. Everything was reversed. He didn't like this one bit. He needed to find a way out.
     "Could poison ivy help? Maybe. There might be a plant for this. Is this the result of one of scarecrow's fear toxins? Also, possible. This joke isn't funny anymore whatever it is." Joker said.
  He looked around for something to contact Scarecrow and Poison Ivy.