Hello fellow wattpad sinners, 

This A/N is just to inform readers that this is the cracked (E/N: *better) original Returned. It is meant for those whose humour is broken and would like some sparkle dazzle in their reading. This fic was a product of an editor and author who had pretty much no idea what they were doing, not to say they're any better now considering that they're referring to themselves in the third person, but it's a similar story with an "interesting" Y/N.

The second fic on our profile titled "Returned" follows a similar storyline, aside from the bad humor and references. So if you're interested in that, consider checking it out!

Of course, this is not entirely crack (E/N: debatable) and still has somewhat sane content. Old covers, dreams, bloopers, and A/E/Ns are kept here. There will only be a small number of chapters and there will be no updates here. (E/N: tragic ik) 

Updates will continue on the new Returned.

Thank you!