Ok so I have a crush on my friend oh noes 0-0.
Anyway they have a crush already and in fact they are dating someone (technically) anyway I'm sad so imma go cry now.

Also...
I love my friends.

I just texted my friend.
This was our conversation:

Me: ahh I need help I have a crush on my friend and I will ruin our friendship if I tell them help!!1!!

Fren: chill you angsty child.

Me: you aren't helping.

Fren: tell them.

Me: no. Firstly, I look like a burnt potato and secondly, they are as straight as a street.

Fren: firstly, you beautiful bro💕

Me: ...

Fren: secondly, some streets are bendy ;)

Me: JFC dude.

Me: stop with the winky face -_-

Ok I'm done bye.